Extremely laid back adult clan...
We are looking for new members who -
1. First and foremost have a laid back attitude to life, and gaming
2. Can be ANY level and any trophies from 1 to 5000, so even if you've only been playing one week, come and join us
3. Speak English and can create a coherent sentence without the use of profanity
4. Won't get upset if we lose a clan war (we'll start a war as soon as we get over 10 members)
5. Appreciate getting any troops of any level, because you're not angry with life
7. Happy either chatting with fellow clanmates or just happy lurking
8. Have a life/ job/ partner/ children outside Clash of Clans
9. Don't get annoyed if others in the clan don't play for a day or two because they have a life too
10. Have a sense of humour (and can't count to 10)
The main members of the clan are adults over the age of 30, so if any of these things mean anything to you:
- you just want a quiet moment from your busy job to log on to Clash of Clans
- your child starts to scream in the middle of an attack, necessitating you to abort the attack
- you remember when Billie Piper and Ant and Dec were popstars
- you got confused when Marathon turned into Snickers and Opal Fruits turned into Starburst
- you knew the dance routine to Macarena and Saturday Night
- you've managed to get baby poo on your hands and now probably on your smartphone too...
So if this is you, and all you want is to have a relaxing game of COC rather the join the best, most powerful, time consuming clan ever, come and join us at 'House of Soton', it's a shield with a flame. Soton is the abbreviation of Southampton, although knowledge of Southern English cities are not required to join our clan.