How To [NOT] Get Banned From Global

After recently doing a 500 post special, I felt great. Like, I wanted to do more. So here's the guide of how to NOT get banned from global! (Trust me I am 100% truthful, I have NEVER NEVER, NEVER been banned from global)

Step One: Compliment the person. Even if you have to lie.
Step Two: Do not say anything that might hurt there feelings. Even give advice, they view that negatively. Even nice advice said enticingly (see what I did there).
Step Three: Do not say for anyone to stop, say they won't join there clan (just don't say anything about it), and ESPECIALLY do not say you're gonna report them.
Step Four: Do not spam, or say anything immature that might hurt these monsters' "feelings" in any kind.
Step Five: Stay quiet.
Step Six: Always tell these guys something interesting if not recruiting, being a nerd gets you banned here!

Follow these steps and NEVER get banned from global!

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Originally Posted by Siddmaster

After recently doing a 500 post special, I felt great. Like, I wanted to do more. So here's the guide of how to NOT get banned from global! (Trust me I am 100% truthful, I have NEVER NEVER, NEVER been banned from global)

Step One: Compliment the person. Even if you have to lie.
Step Two: Do not say anything that might hurt there feelings. Even give advice, they view that negatively. Even nice advice said enticingly (see what I did there).
Step Three: Do not say for anyone to stop, say they won't join there clan (just don't say anything about it), and ESPECIALLY do not say you're gonna report them.
Step Four: Do not spam, or say anything immature that might hurt these monsters' "feelings" in any kind.
Step Five: Stay as quiet as possible.

Follow these steps and NEVER get banned from global!

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This is kind of like the th10 pledge thread. I haven't been banned either. The trick is to not go.

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Originally Posted by Phoenix64

This is kind of like the th10 pledge thread. I haven't been banned either. The trick is to not go.

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Well, I go to global all the time. Recruiting, mostly, after 25 members left (a few to go to new feeder, the rest a little drama.)

I dont exactly follow what you say but i never got banned :/ but i guess its a good guide for people who always get banned

came here expecting to see how to get banned in the chat , since i never saw a single man getting banned in the chat , lol.

i am a bad ♥♥♥ and i want to be banned. oh gosh im so freaking cool. :cool:

Seriously none of yall have ever been banned! Im a lvl 56 th7 and i have been banned at least 5 times.

The trick to not being banned is to become a noob yourself. :rolleyes:

Even simpler method : don't ever go on global.

i've never get banned from global because of this steps ;)

Or you could go on there, do none of these things, and never get banned.