Funny things people say on clan chat

AA has joined the clan
AA-Hey guys
Me- Hey, Welcome to the clan
AA-You know this clan looks great, i can h a c k you some gems :)
Me-How would you do that?
AA-Give me your GC and make me leader and i can do it
Me-Nah, we're all law abiding people here :)
AA- C'mon, if you give me your GC i can get you gems
Me-No
AA-Don't you want free gems?
Me-There's no such thing as 'free'
AA has been kicked from the clan
Me-Now back to your normal programming folks :)

So nobody has anything funny from their clan chat then?

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Originally Posted by SillyS

These recent ones had my entire clan clutching their sides.

I'll post in an order you can read. Names edited out.

Please feel free to add your own.

Me - XX why did you donate a level 4 archer to YY's war castle?
XX - it wasn't me.
Me - You are the only person in clan with lvl4 arch.
XX - Ever since you told me to only donate lvl 5 troops, I only give wiz and giants. There are like 3-4 others with lvl4 arch in the clan.
Me - name them?
[silence]
Me - XX why did you attack that base?
XX - don't blame me. It wasn't my fault.
XX - you need to tell everyone not to attack unless they get at least one star or we will lose war.
Me - you mean like you did?
XX - it wasn't my fault. Wifi died. I didn't put down those troops.
Me - and I suppose you didn't re-attack the base that somebody else already starred, to get your one star?
XX - I'm leaving. I can't stay in a clan where there is doubt I donate wrong troops.
[leaves clan]
[several hours pass]
XX - I'm back. [application to join]

Me - RR are you donating?
RR - you don't need to tell me that [insert bad word], ever since you told me to donate, I'm donating.
Me - we don't swear here
RR - [insert word] isn't swearing
RR - i don't play this game to be told what to do.
Me - how old are you?
Me - I don't play this game to be told how to run the clan.
RR - I'm not telling you how to run the clan.
RR - How am I telling you how to run the clan?
RR - how is that even a swear word, it's not.
Me - oh this is hilarious. I know ur all watching and laughing.
ZZ - lol
AA - lol
BB - lol
ZZ - oh man let it goooooo
AA - it's a bad word
RR - [continues with the above]
BB - Oh I give up he's a feisty one.
[requests]
Me - RR do you remember what I said about donating?
RR - yes, i donated, so what?
Me - you gave the wrong troops.
RR - did not.
Me - let me guess, you're 13?
RR - am not. I'm 16.
Me - Well, if you want to stay in this clan, please follow clan rules.
RR - I didn't even know about that rule.
RR - How am I telling you how to run clan? You still haven't told me?
Me - you're in this clan because we like your brother. You are hilarious. Don't push it.
RR - You still didn't tell me how I'm telling you how to run your *** clan [He actually put the stars in.]
Me - ok it's time. Bye
AA - *picks noone up from the floor*
Me - yeah I got a stitch from laughing so hard.

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well, this thread escalated quickly.

the only funny thing about this thread is the way all of you are looking at the OP...

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Originally Posted by Growler

So nobody has anything funny from their clan chat then?

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loads. nothing appropriate though.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/582e0a3b8...xo8ao1_500.jpg

So true !

I just love Sean Bean :rolleyes:

random hopper: can I have elder

OK hold on we have a test for that

rh:OK

so you are trapped on a desert island and find a bottle wash up on shore. you retrieve and pick up the bottle..

rh: are you going to give me the test

this is the test pay attention! so a genie emerges from the bottle .hold on brb

wait ten minutes

OK so the genie offers you a choice of three wishes. wings you can use to fly off the island..gills you can use to swim or to add two inches to the size of your ♥♥♥♥♥. what do you choose?

rh: wings

rh has been kicked because he's a liar.

RW: What! This is stupid! 50k for one stinking piece of wall? Had better be made of gold for that price.
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RW: Oh.... It is.

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Originally Posted by yer

loads. nothing appropriate though.

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Same here.

LOL



AA: [req] *message you donate me and I'll donate you and well have fun and everyone else will become #swear word# and well suck their #swear word# and bite them to death*

no one gave him troops.

xD

later

AA: aowoeuryfhfksks
aa: #swear
he kept swearing.
then
aa: what the heck
BRO I HATE YOU
AA: my bro did this.
me: erm......
AA: ok gtg bye.
AA: AA SUCKZ AND PLEASE KICK HIM OUT HE'S A #swear word#
later
AA: # swear word#
BB: hey
then both of them start an insult and swearing fight.
me: XP

finally
BB: enough.announcment: AA has been kicked out of your clan.
then me and BB have a few laughs. THen
me: you know, that was his bro.
bb: really
BB: well than its his bros fault he got kicked.

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Alright so most of what I have would likely be deemed wildly inappropriate by the mods here, so I'm going to filter what i put on here quite a bit. Most of it is situational conversation.

This happened because someone joined my clan, and immediately demanded that we do more clan wars per week. Next to no one agreed with him and needless to say he left shortly after this:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...ps3aehz9uv.png

Now this foofi character that left was actually okay by me, but this adam guy disagreed. He kept saying we need to boot her etc for next to no reason. She got very upset and said f me f my clan and such then left. Clearly theres a language barrier here.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...psfdvnvojw.png
More to come in a second.