Funny things people say on clan chat
These recent ones had my entire clan clutching their sides.
I'll post in an order you can read. Names edited out.
Please feel free to add your own.
Me - XX why did you donate a level 4 archer to YY's war castle?
XX - it wasn't me.
Me - You are the only person in clan with lvl4 arch.
XX - Ever since you told me to only donate lvl 5 troops, I only give wiz and giants. There are like 3-4 others with lvl4 arch in the clan.
Me - name them?
[silence]
Me - XX why did you attack that base?
XX - don't blame me. It wasn't my fault.
XX - you need to tell everyone not to attack unless they get at least one star or we will lose war.
Me - you mean like you did?
XX - it wasn't my fault. Wifi died. I didn't put down those troops.
Me - and I suppose you didn't re-attack the base that somebody else already starred, to get your one star?
XX - I'm leaving. I can't stay in a clan where there is doubt I donate wrong troops.
[leaves clan]
[several hours pass]
XX - I'm back. [application to join]
Me - RR are you donating?
RR - you don't need to tell me that [insert bad word], ever since you told me to donate, I'm donating.
Me - we don't swear here
RR - [insert word] isn't swearing
RR - i don't play this game to be told what to do.
Me - how old are you?
Me - I don't play this game to be told how to run the clan.
RR - I'm not telling you how to run the clan.
RR - How am I telling you how to run the clan?
RR - how is that even a swear word, it's not.
Me - oh this is hilarious. I know ur all watching and laughing.
ZZ - lol
AA - lol
BB - lol
ZZ - oh man let it goooooo
AA - it's a bad word
RR - [continues with the above]
BB - Oh I give up he's a feisty one.
[requests]
Me - RR do you remember what I said about donating?
RR - yes, i donated, so what?
Me - you gave the wrong troops.
RR - did not.
Me - let me guess, you're 13?
RR - am not. I'm 16.
Me - Well, if you want to stay in this clan, please follow clan rules.
RR - I didn't even know about that rule.
RR - How am I telling you how to run clan? You still haven't told me?
Me - you're in this clan because we like your brother. You are hilarious. Don't push it.
RR - You still didn't tell me how I'm telling you how to run your *** clan [He actually put the stars in.]
Me - ok it's time. Bye
AA - *picks noone up from the floor*
Me - yeah I got a stitch from laughing so hard.
Jokers in our chat and forum
Post here anything you have found funny posted in either Global chat, Clan chat or this forum. Or any funny things to do with CoC.
*Please note this is just for posting funny things and having a good laugh, please no long discussions/arguments*
*Also nothing too inappropriate thanks ;)*
I'll start.
Found a couple memes;
http://www.badrabbitsclan.com/wp-con...3/12/image.png
http://i.imgur.com/g6JcCaD.png
