Ever wonder what cannons think all day?

Trying to understand the concept of skeletons and why he keeps kill the same guy 20times

Why is this guy online all day? I want to shot some giants down!

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Yay, he's offline! I already hear some troops coming! Bring it on!

Loons again? What is this? :(

*gets destroyed by a Balloon*

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*Player logs in*

Yeah, i'm back! Fear me!

...What? No, don't upgrade me again! :eek:

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Originally Posted by ROCake

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Ever wonder what cannons think all day?

You know ... If artillery had a personality ...

Id like to hear the random funny things yall come up with.

Mine is "imah shoot imah shoot imah imah imah shoot *music in the background*"
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theyre cannons, they dont think anything. you might as well ask what the shrubs and trees think about.

"oh no, here comes the executioner. what are you doing with that hammer?! stop! please, i have a wife and 3 kids!"

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Originally Posted by DidIDoThat

"If I had stayed in school I could have been a mortar"

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These are great!

I can see a wall breaker coming at the wall and the cannon "oh you about to get ittttt"

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*Cannon shoots at barbarian
*Healer pulls away from 20 giant horde being shot at by wizard towers and mortars to heal the barbarian
Cannon: Yessss... That's it... Come closer... Heal the barbarian...
*Seeking air mine 1-shots healer
Cannon: High five seeking air mine... Wait... You're deflated... :'(

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Originally Posted by TTTIIIMMM

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this made me laugh for some strange reason. ;)

ShootShootShootShoot

AWW ♥♥♥♥ SOME DRAGGZZZ!!

Oh well. I guess I'll just die:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by facescraper

Loons and minions again? Ermagherd!!!

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♥♥♥♥, just choked on my drink laughing. 😆

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Originally Posted by ROCake

Attachment 37878
Ever wonder what cannons think all day?

You know ... If artillery had a personality ...

Id like to hear the random funny things yall come up with.

Mine is "imah shoot imah shoot imah imah imah shoot *music in the background*"
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If i'm ever playing with the volume muted, I always i imagine the inferno towers to sound light sabers.

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Hit!