Originally Posted by
Terraist
As a new TH10 I hereby solemnly swear from this day forward to do the following things on forums;
- I shall complain bitterly about how poor the loot is at least twice a week whether in a post started by myself, or at the very least on another thread started by another TH10. I realise this is the most important thing for any TH10 to do on this site and will not let my fellow TH10 down on this. I swear it.
- If there is not at least one thread on forums about the above mentioned poor loot, I promise to start yet another one in protest.
- Not only will I complain about the poor loot, I will be sure to tell everyone who is not a TH10 that they have no idea what they are talking about and that they need to keep their filthy noses out of "our" business. That will teach them!
- I will tell everyone who complains about IT that instead of complaining about their OP nature, they should just upgrade to TH10 and join our elite club instead. IT are not OP, you're just not cool enough yet and have no idea how to use mass hogs.
- I will complain just a little bit more about de zappers. They are all noobs and have no idea how to attack my awesome TH10 base so have to resort to zapping! Dumb noobs, how dare they do something we TH10 deem wrong!
- I shall henceforth start farming in masters as that seems to be what the rest of the cool TH10 are doing, and many are telling others to head that way as it is the only good place for loot. I mean, I better just do my best to fit in as a noob TH10 right? I'd hate to seem out of place.
Have no fear fellow TH10! I would rather die before letting you all down. I realise that most TH10 here are an uber-elite force not to be reckoned with who can do no wrong and therefore I will try my hardest to win your acceptance. You have my word. If I can't be one of you, my life would cease to hold meaning.
Anyone not a TH10... do not bother responding to this thread as you just don't get it. You never will... until you to take this solemn oath. Deal with it.
