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Originally Posted by Baconman

Pah! Rhymes! You disgust me, thinking I will stoop to such a level! I AM THE MIGHTY BACONMAN, I do not need these pathetic rhymes, but I do believe it is time for you to try and rhyme or perhaps you should go climb a pine and try and hide, for I cannot be out rhymed, and it is a crime to try!

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That's more like it :)

A crime to try?
When I'm done with you
It'll be time to cry
Have you slavin like a 9 to 5
Kidnapped your spouse
So Kiss your wife goodbye
Thought she was kinda fine
So now she's kinda mine
Keep eyeballing me and they might find ya blind

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Originally Posted by bsmittyau

That's more like it :)

A crime to try?
When I'm done with you
It'll be time to cry
Have you slavin like a 9 to 5
Kidnapped your spouse
So Kiss your wife goodbye
Thought she was kinda fine
So now she's kinda mine
Keep eyeballing me and they might find ya blind

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Revenge is a dish best served cold
That's the saying from the days of old
Prepare to die
Hi! It's me and my army
At the front door of your base
Blood splatters all over your face
As Valkyire clubs you with her mace
Goodbye, Bsmittyau.