Clown Wars FAQ

only bad ones-

2 olives were on a table, one rolled off, the other very concerned shouted, are you ok? fallen olive responded, I'll live

edit: hey i quoted some dude, and he deleted it as i posted this, so it didnt quote him, hmm, never saw that before

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Originally Posted by AlphaSite

Don't worry, my secret inside sources tell me they'll be releasing the real info tomorrow. Let SC have their trolling fun. After all, the real punch line to the joke will be the huge announcement we'll be receiving tomorrow. And no, I'm not joking. Definitely not. If I was joking, I'd end this post with a rolleyes, but seeing as I end every post of mine with a rolleyes, you'll never know. But seriously, I'm not joking. If I was lying to you, I'd probably be rambling on and on due to nervousness. So please, don't take this as a joke. We'll seriously be receiving the real info tomorrow. Cross my heart and hope to die. Well, okay, I don't really want to die. Why is that even the expression? Why would someone say they want to die when they're making a promise not to lie? Hehe, that sentence rhymed with itself. But back on track, I'd never lie to you. Ever. How could I lie to such an awesome community? If I was lying, I'd be joking. And I'm not joking. Then again, if I was joking, I'd be lying, so it's kind of a paradox, and you'll have to believe that either I'm not lying, not joking, or both for you to believe me at all. And if you're still reading this, what the hell is wrong with you? I've been rambling on and on about lying and joking without a single paragraph break. How can you read this wall of text without your eyes setting aflame, burning you alive and sending you to damnation in Clash of Clans hell, where you'll be blind and won't be able to play properly. But seriously, I'd never joke. Ever. Cross my heart and hope to step on a Lego. Wait, that's even worse than dying. Why would I ever wish that upon myself? How self-loathing can I get? And how self-loathing can you get? Well, I already know that answer, because you're still reading this. You either find this post hilarious(Which I'd hate, because this isnt a joke), you're a mod who needs to read this entire thing to make sure there is no profanity or other such inappropriate behavior, or the most likely explanation, for some reason you just want to see the world burn. Except the flames would be on your eyeballs, and it'd just look like the world is burning. RIP your eyeballs. :rolleyes:

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I read all the way until... well you know lol

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Originally Posted by AlphaSite

Don't worry, my secret inside sources tell me they'll be releasing the real info tomorrow. Let SC have their trolling fun. After all, the real punch line to the joke will be the huge announcement we'll be receiving tomorrow. And no, I'm not joking. Definitely not. If I was joking, I'd end this post with a rolleyes, but seeing as I end every post of mine with a rolleyes, you'll never know. But seriously, I'm not joking. If I was lying to you, I'd probably be rambling on and on due to nervousness. So please, don't take this as a joke. We'll seriously be receiving the real info tomorrow. Cross my heart and hope to die. Well, okay, I don't really want to die. Why is that even the expression? Why would someone say they want to die when they're making a promise not to lie? Hehe, that sentence rhymed with itself. But back on track, I'd never lie to you. Ever. How could I lie to such an awesome community? If I was lying, I'd be joking. And I'm not joking. Then again, if I was joking, I'd be lying, so it's kind of a paradox, and you'll have to believe that either I'm not lying, not joking, or both for you to believe me at all. And if you're still reading this, what the hell is wrong with you? I've been rambling on and on about lying and joking without a single paragraph break. How can you read this wall of text without your eyes setting aflame, burning you alive and sending you to damnation in Clash of Clans hell, where you'll be blind and won't be able to play properly. But seriously, I'd never joke. Ever. Cross my heart and hope to step on a Lego. Wait, that's even worse than dying. Why would I ever wish that upon myself? How self-loathing can I get? And how self-loathing can you get? Well, I already know that answer, because you're still reading this. You either find this post hilarious(Which I'd hate, because this isnt a joke), you're a mod who needs to read this entire thing to make sure there is no profanity or other such inappropriate behavior, or the most likely explanation, for some reason you just want to see the world burn. Except the flames would be on your eyeballs, and it'd just look like the world is burning. RIP your eyeballs. :rolleyes:

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Will someone read this and summarize in bullet points for me?

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Originally Posted by NateH

Will someone read this and summarize in bullet points for me?

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The update will be out by the time i figure out a way to bullet point that

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Originally Posted by NateH

Will someone read this and summarize in bullet points for me?

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• he gave us as much info as sc did

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Originally Posted by SirAlex117

Lots of editing/deleting occurred lol

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someone is hard at work, i wish i knew which mod, would have a bit of fun if i did, thats the other irritating by product of this bad joke, forum full of mad threads, instead of those that would be discussing what could be a wonderful change of pace in the game, mods were very busy today trying to keep it clean

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Originally Posted by AlphaSite

Don't worry, my secret inside sources tell me they'll be releasing the real info tomorrow. Let SC have their trolling fun. After all, the real punch line to the joke will be the huge announcement we'll be receiving tomorrow. And no, I'm not joking. Definitely not. If I was joking, I'd end this post with a rolleyes, but seeing as I end every post of mine with a rolleyes, you'll never know. But seriously, I'm not joking. If I was lying to you, I'd probably be rambling on and on due to nervousness. So please, don't take this as a joke. We'll seriously be receiving the real info tomorrow. Cross my heart and hope to die. Well, okay, I don't really want to die. Why is that even the expression? Why would someone say they want to die when they're making a promise not to lie? Hehe, that sentence rhymed with itself. But back on track, I'd never lie to you. Ever. How could I lie to such an awesome community? If I was lying, I'd be joking. And I'm not joking. Then again, if I was joking, I'd be lying, so it's kind of a paradox, and you'll have to believe that either I'm not lying, not joking, or both for you to believe me at all. And if you're still reading this, what the hell is wrong with you? I've been rambling on and on about lying and joking without a single paragraph break. How can you read this wall of text without your eyes setting aflame, burning you alive and sending you to damnation in Clash of Clans hell, where you'll be blind and won't be able to play properly. But seriously, I'd never joke. Ever. Cross my heart and hope to step on a Lego. Wait, that's even worse than dying. Why would I ever wish that upon myself? How self-loathing can I get? And how self-loathing can you get? Well, I already know that answer, because you're still reading this. You either find this post hilarious(Which I'd hate, because this isnt a joke), you're a mod who needs to read this entire thing to make sure there is no profanity or other such inappropriate behavior, or the most likely explanation, for some reason you just want to see the world burn. Except the flames would be on your eyeballs, and it'd just look like the world is burning. RIP your eyeballs. :rolleyes:

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Absolutely perfect:cool:

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Originally Posted by speedro1225

someone is hard at work, i wish i knew which mod, would have a bit of fun if i did, thats the other irritating by product of this bad joke, forum full of mad threads, instead of those that would be discussing what could be a wonderful change of pace in the game, mods were very busy today trying to keep it clean

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Trying to cover their blunders by deleting our posts.. Maybe SC should hire adult staff.

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Originally Posted by ProudZiggy

Trying to cover their blunders by deleting our posts.. Maybe SC should hire adult staff.

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no, mods and sc staff are sometimes very different entities. often the mods that are most active with the cleaning and maintaining of our forums, do not work for sc, and do it voluntarily

The update sounds exciting :D Its tomorrow right?