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I never knew Illustris was a woman, I've been fooled for months!

The Farming4 family has many men and women in our clans, I'm 99.625% positive the reason for you leaving is not beacuse you are a male.

Illustris' flirting just took on a whole new meaning :P

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Originally Posted by ethan1

Don't join Illustris's clan; I was there for a week. Her members are excellent and were extremely helpful, but Illustris is a witch. She appears to be an extreme feminist (as you can clearly see in the post above), and she booted me specifically because I am a male. Though, this was her excuse: Supposedly she has a level 60 cut off (I am level 50), yet she has dozens of members under this cut-off. Supposedly the cut-off doesn't apply to "women" and her busy teacher friends, despite the fact that I work 15 hours a day as a full time college student myself.

In short, she appears to be an angry man-hater with far too much time on her hands; stay away.

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That awkward moment when everyone on the forum except Ethan knows that Illustris is a guy...........

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Originally Posted by JTHIB

That awkward moment when everyone on the forum except Ethan knows that Illustris is a guy...........

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That's unfortunate for him. A stay at home mom sounds a lot better than an angry homosexual [what other type of guy is extremely feminist?] unemployed adult.

To the wonderful clan herein, I'm sorry that this clan thread got derailed. That's what I get for trying to give a friendly bump. Best of luck. Perhaps, take Ethan, haha. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Illustris the Witch

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Originally Posted by ethan1

That's unfortunate for him. A stay at home mom sounds a lot better than an angry homosexual unemployed adult.

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Bro, no need to describe yourself again. You already told us last week in clan chat.

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Originally Posted by JTHIB

Bro, no need to describe yourself again. You already told us last week in clan chat.

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Wow, creative. Unfortunately, my gold/pink walls indicate that I have a lot more of a life than you guys with your level 7/8 ones. I can't imagine what it would be like to play the game from dawn till dusk as Illustris does. Either he lives in his mom's basement or he's on welfare.

Sorry for the derailment of your clan thread ladies, this seems like a very solid clan. Best of luck with your recruitment in the future :)

I apologize as well; I did not realize that this is a clan's recruitment thread. I'm not a jerk, despite the way that they will try to paint me. I play 30 minutes a day and I have a busy schedule. I just got caught up in the drama that is Illustris's life on this little game; it is quite sad.

I think I'm done with Clash of Clans for a while. I might go back to Guild Wars 2.

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Originally Posted by ethan1

Don't join Illustris's clan; I was there for a week. Her members are excellent and were extremely helpful, but Illustris is a witch. She appears to be an extreme feminist (as you can clearly see in the post above), and she booted me specifically because I am a male. Though, this was her excuse: Supposedly she has a level 60 cut off (I am level 50), yet she has dozens of members under this cut-off. Supposedly the cut-off doesn't apply to "women" and her busy teacher friends, despite the fact that I work 15 hours a day as a full time college student myself.

In short, she appears to be an angry man-hater with far too much time on her hands; stay away.

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Ethan!!!!

Do you realize that you just advertized Illustris's clan?

Here is the thing ............ any comments about anyone...... attract attention (not to you, but to them).

If you don't want people to join a clan, you never talk about it. A max of 50 people will join that clan, experience it for what it is and either leave or get kicked.

But.... when Ethan my dear.... goes to forums and complains......... Illustris becomes notoriously famous. Not sure if he enjoys it, but more people get curious to learn what all the talk is about.

As an aside, I could not help but burst into laughter reading your thoughts. And I also apologise to you for doing the exact thing I am telling you not to do! (i.e. talk about anyone, even though it does not contain my thoughts.)

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Originally Posted by Yooper

I would like to join u I have 1600 trophies and I am level 46. I am currently in a clan but it seems to be attracting more and more kids who are not serious about advancing. My gaming name is whoop ♥♥♥ check me out and if you think I could benefit your clan let me know. My real name is Todd

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Hi Todd,

Thanks for joining. You are just the type of player we want.