Today, while harvesting out in the fields, I stumbled across your grand plantation. It was a sight to see, and a tremendous temptation to resist. After a quick moment of pondering, I decided to be a friendly neighbor, thus, sent 2 lowlife barbarian servants in to say hello. They slowly destroyed your Town Hall, giving you a pretty little shield, while I drooled at the overflowing loots. I hope you enjoyed my present, and when you do return the favor, don't vandalize my theme park too hard.
Love,
Pingfao, the Mr. Deeds
