#1 ELITES! :We fill you up till you are 100% satisfied.SERIOUSLY HAVE FUN AND JOIN US
In all seriousness, we are looking for active fun members. COME HOME.
#1 ELITES! : We fill you up till you are satisfied 100% Guaranteed!!!
#1 ELITES
HEY, We care about donations . We fully support each other. One Big Family.
All ADDICTED players JOIN "#1 ELITES"
REQ:
Lvl 40+
Lvl 4+ Archers
EXPECTATIONS:
Rent is 200 donations per week. To maintain Elder, 350 per week.
Play ERA DAY!
Donate only ARCHERs unless otherwise requested.
Join our clan "#1 Elites" need lvl4+archers, be lvl40+ and active.
NewCumers donate 20 before requesting, just security policy.
And if any of these apply to you, then you should definitely join, we love addicted players. We will accept you for who you are, and promise to not call a interventionist or bring you to rehab, because we love you for who you are.
1.) Sleep deprivation
- waiting for your update to complete
- guarding resources before upgrading for fear of being looted
2.) You purchase money to buy gems to speed-up upgrade or production
- you purchased for the 2nd, 3rd and so forth...
3.) You wake up at night to/and check your base
4.) You socialize on clan chat
5.) You get banned in global chat
6.) You let your wife play your game when your not to keep your village from getting attacked
7.) You form a group on Facebook for your clan
- you post your achievements
- or post something like this
8.) You open your Iphone/Ipad in your car to ask for troops or to make sure you dont get attacked
9.) Bathroom life has never been enjoyable
- your wife/husband/bf/gf is already screaming at you to come out
- your butt cheeks hurt when you stand up from sitting too long
10.) You create another account
- you join your main account's clan
- you talk to your main account
- you reply back to the second account
11.) You get stressed out when your trophies go down
12.) You're farming for resources
13.) You play COC at work, in the movies, in events
- only people you're being social to are your clan mates and people in global
14.) You invite friends to play and join your clan
15.) You know all (or at least half) the clan members by first name
16.) You can't wait for the next update
17.) You contact COC support to complain, suggest and threaten deleting the game if you dont have your way.
-JsJvizard3
