New dark troop - at zero cost!

Our clan was discussing a new troop type this morning and this is what we came up with:

The Clown
When deployed it plays the frantic chase music from The Benny Hill show.
He rides a small bicycle with a small monkey on his back - the monkey shoots toothpicks through a straw at foot and air units.
Upgrade to level 2 to get a much smaller bike, some big floppy shoes, and a slightly bigger monkey that shoots peas through the straw.
Upgrade to level 3 to get a teensy tiny miniature bicycle, a funny hat with a fake flower water pistol, and an even bigger monkey that shots spitballs through the straw.
Upgrade to level 4 to add a blindfold to the clown, the bicycle is now a teensy tiny unicycle, the monkey has been swapped for a gorilla and it uses an Amazonian tribal poison blow-dart.
The cost is zero DE, and uses no housing space, because it also has a 50% chance of shooting either your own troops on attack, or your own buildings or clan castle troops on defence. He really is a clown.

And then when your attack (or defence) fails because of the blindfolded clown on a teensy tiny unicycle with a gorilla on its back - you can ask, who invited that clown?

Clash on! :)

No offense, but it ounds like it wouldnt fit into the games theme whatsoever.

You could make an infinite number of these and kill every base. But very creative idea; I can just imagine that running around my base.:)

Haha, thanks for the feedback. This is 100% satire....not to be taken seriously.
Just clowning around.....
:)

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Originally Posted by Ferg

Haha, thanks for the feedback. This is 100% satire....not to be taken seriously.
Just clowning around.....
:)

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You're so punny. :)

0 cost
0 housing space
attack with 1000000000000000 clowns

OP?

LOL....。 Love this idea.

op op op op op op op op op op op

Lol, they should put this on April Fool's day, for that day only.
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

So your telling me... In an action-packed strategy game about leading your warriors to victory, there's a clown that shoots your own troops??? I'm sorry, I don't think supercell will be adding that... Maybe try thinking of the same type of thing, just not a clown.... Like some sorta evil-looking warrior that will do minor damage to anything (meaning what you said, your troops or their buildings), and I think it would only be added if it was NOT free, but a small price... Keep on clashing! Cheers! :)

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Originally Posted by Osirus

0 cost
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attack with 1000000000000000 clowns

OP?

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With a 50/50 chance of attacking your troops and a group that large, your clowns would just end up fighting each other and you would do nothing.

Besides, the idea was a joke.

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Originally Posted by Gamerzap99

With a 50/50 chance of attacking your troops and a group that large, your clowns would just end up fighting each other and you would do nothing.

Besides, the idea was a joke.

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Exactly. Can you imagine the mayhem of blindfolded troops attacking anything nearby, be it friendly or enemy? Would the non-clown troops then defend themselves against the clowns? That would be very amusing. And you could legitimately ask, what were those clowns thinking?? :)

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Originally Posted by Lilc24

So your telling me... In an action-packed strategy game about leading your warriors to victory, there's a clown that shoots your own troops??? I'm sorry, I don't think supercell will be adding that... Maybe try thinking of the same type of thing, just not a clown.... Like some sorta evil-looking warrior that will do minor damage to anything (meaning what you said, your troops or their buildings), and I think it would only be added if it was NOT free, but a small price... Keep on clashing! Cheers! :)

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I dont think you understand this post.. It's entirely sarcasm and humour, not to be taken seriously.

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Originally Posted by Pieguys

No offense, but it ounds like it wouldnt fit into the games theme whatsoever.

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Originally Posted by 966souchou

You could make an infinite number of these and kill every base. But very creative idea; I can just imagine that running around my base.:)

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Originally Posted by Osirus

0 cost
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attack with 1000000000000000 clowns

OP?

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Originally Posted by marbraks

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Originally Posted by Lilc24

So your telling me... In an action-packed strategy game about leading your warriors to victory, there's a clown that shoots your own troops??? I'm sorry, I don't think supercell will be adding that... Maybe try thinking of the same type of thing, just not a clown.... Like some sorta evil-looking warrior that will do minor damage to anything (meaning what you said, your troops or their buildings), and I think it would only be added if it was NOT free, but a small price... Keep on clashing! Cheers! :)

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Lol, love this idea

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Originally Posted by Osirus

0 cost
0 housing space
attack with 1000000000000000 clowns

OP?

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Not at all :rolleyes:

Trolllll.... Lol.

That this was a Joke thread