Holiday Hero Abilities

So....heroes have new abilities. Well, that's cool, but what if on holidays, heroes had special powers only available then?
Here are some thoughts:

New Year and Chinese New Year:
Barbarian King can summon a bard to sing in celebration of New Years. Makes Clan castle troops dance (or maybe he sings so badly they cover their ears?) and become vulnerable.
Archer Queen: Can fire special rocket arrows which deal triple damage.
Note: On Chinese New Year, the Archer Queens rockets leave some smoke in the shape of a dragon.

Valentines Day:
Barbarian King points his sword at a selected target (except town hall) and then barbarians toss chocolate at it, dealing about 100 damage in total.
Archer Queen gains Cupid's Arrows, which allow her to fire at a defense/clan castle troop and temporarily make them stop for 3 seconds in awe.

Halloween
Barbarian King summons a special wallbreaker that uses a pumpkin bomb, dealing 3000 damage (around the time you unlock their abilities, this will be wonderful) to walls.
Archer Queen gains the Arrows of Fear, which makes a flying witch appear and shoot skeletons all over the target radius.
(Only happens once)

Christmas
Barbarian King dresses up as a snowman. No clan castle troops, archer towers, or wizard towers will attack him, but beware: the inferno tower, after dealing an equivalent of 50 damage to him, will melt it off!
Archer Queen gets the Bag of Arrows, which allows her to start tossing fiery (75 damage on impact, then 20 per second for 5 seconds), poison (deals 50 damage per second for 10 seconds) and Multi arrows (normal damage, but shoots at 3 different Targets!).

Note: If you don't want the abilities, you can set the Heroes to "Classic" or "Seasonal"

Well this was funny, but seriously its a good idea. Some seem a bit OP (TH7 with Barb king snowman) so they should be tweaked to make it balenced.

Is this a joke?!...making all those stuff will take a heck of unawanted animations and I say this will only bring unnecessary changes to the game...so just forget about it