Come to Clan Ojeda, let's ninja some stuff up. Together.
You like coc just as much as the next guy, right? Well we love it! You could say we're suckers for it. Coc is best when it is multi-ethnic, active, and clean (no cursing). That last one was a bit of a stretch. Anyway Clan Ojeda offers all three of those things. We're all pretty laid back here, no drama. But we are down to about 25 members. Gasp... That is where YOU come in... Pause to think about it, now GO, GO to clan Ojeda and introduce yourself. Hey buddy!
Oh, you're still reading. "But you mentioned something about a ninja and used it as a verb". Very astute. You are well on your way to understanding the ninja code. You clearly have a good head on your shoulders, you expect more out of life. and you make good decisions like this all the time. Your time in clan Ojeda makes you recognize that true ninjaing starts from here [I'm pointing to your heart].
Bill Clinton said 'it takes a village', and I think he was referring to something else entirely but, it makes total sense in this circumstance. Clan Ojeda is waiting, for you.