There are two things I am sure about right now. I am Negligible. And I love Clash of Clans.
In all Clashers there is a journey. Mine is just one.
I started playing Clash of Clans on a Wednesday afternoon. May 9, 2013, to be exact. I got my town hall to level 3. Then 4 then 5 then 6 then 7. There really is no other way to go. I stop at town hall 7 because the day after, I went to summer camp. I was under-upgraded, with level 2 and 1 splash, level 4 walls, and level 6 cannons, because I thought those were important. In short, I sucked.
But, at this summer camp which I will call Camp (pretty original, right) I met a boy, whose Clasher name is Profesor Oak. (I lost track of him in the clan system a while ago, so if your Profesor Oak, comment at the end of your journey, and tell me wassup.) He taught me that splash is important, as well as walls and maxing town halls. (That rhymes.) He also let me in on a little secret: Town Hall 8 and up is pretty expensive, so I was gonna have to re-think that whole deal. Long story short, after talking to him at camp a lot, I went home and began to play Clash the right way.
I maxed splash and Town Hall 7 as well as most walls. But, I kind of started to get bored. It was just a mix of school and the anxiety of going to the big leagues of TH 8 and beyond. Also, I was having fun getting these 300,000 of each mines and collector raids (Th 7 farming: that's what's up). But, when they changed the loot, I decided to go to TH 8. I started doing well at TH 8. I got everything up to par, and got my mortars to 6. (Take dat archers.) But, I started doing wizard towers. I had 4 builder, then 5. I went into depression, in a Clasher sort of way.
And a long chain of events brought me to trying to play Clash on the computer. But, it was out-of-date. So, after another long chain of events, I started over. Why? I really don't know. But, it's just a stupid game right? Answer: No, it is not just a game you LI. I decided to make a base and go to TH 10 and get all of the defenses, but keep them at level 1 and max everything else. Yup, you read that right. Re-read it if you want. I'll wait... Okay, so, if you come up on a TH 8 named Jason with full mines and collectors, you are welcome. And if you, at any point, come up on a TH 5 or greater with level one defenses and 3 star it, I hate you, you know, in a Clasher sort of way.
What you have to read!
The whole point of this was not so you could read my story, no, not at all. If you did, that's great, whether you liked it or not.(And if you didn't like it don't hate) If you didn't thats fine too, I guess you just shoot towards the bold letters. What I want this to start is for everyone to tell us your story. I hope that when you read this, it reminds you of how you got to where you are right now, and I hope you sit down and type it out. Every Clasher has a story, it's your time to share it.

