One notification is MORE THAN ENOUGH

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February 5th, 2014
p00kah

One notification is MORE THAN ENOUGH

So, one of my elixir storages is about to finish a two-day upgrade. It hasn't upgraded yet, as in HAS NOT.

Nevertheless, some overzealous computer programmer who needs to be kept away from any and all stimulants thinks it's a great idea to give me

12

redundant and false notifications

telling me that my storage has been upgraded when it has not been upgraded yet.

Knock it off, SC!Go ahead and cluster-[party] my phone with redundant notifications if you make it so I don't have to next passed foolks who are more than two town halls ahead of me - that would be wonderfully humane of you. But, until you perform that miracle of generosity, I don't need to be lied to a dozen times about something that hasn't happened yet. I can turn on TV or go back to the religion I was born into if I wanted that kind of banal stimulation.

Thank you for your most-assured and swift attention to this matter!

(Okay, seriously, who do I have to bribe?)
February 5th, 2014
cbsexton51

Just turn off notifications for clash?
February 5th, 2014
nathannathan1232

Settings-notifications-Clash of clans-off
February 5th, 2014
TheBlueKnight

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathannathan1232

Settings-notifications-Clash of clans-off

Lol thats a good idea
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathannathan1232

Settings-notifications-Clash of clans-off

Here are the options I have in Settings:

Music: on/off
Sound Effects: on/off
Language:select
Google+sign-in: connected or not
facebook sign-in: connected or not
Devices: link a device or not

And then, "About" and Help and support" at the bottom.

There is no "notifications" option for me, and I'm not going to join anything to get that option. I just want Supercell to stop gang-[partying] my phonewith redundant lies meant for impulsive gem-buying dolts.
February 5th, 2014
chummer1010

I never get false notifications.

But, the one by the coc icon is ALWAYS there.
February 5th, 2014
J011Y1ND1AN

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

Here are the options I have in Settings:

Music: on/off
Sound Effects: on/off
Language:select
Google+sign-in: connected or not
facebook sign-in: connected or not
Devices: link a device or not

And then, "About" and Help and support" at the bottom.

There is no "notifications" option for me, and I'm not going to join anything to get that option. I just want Supercell to stop gang-[partying] my phonewith redundant lies meant for impulsive gem-buying dolts.

He's talking about settings on your phone, not in the game
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by J011Y1ND1AN

He's talking about settings on your phone, not in the game

Not seeing an option on my phone for notifications under settings. I'll have to dig up the owner's manual for my phone.

That still doesn't mean Supercell has to send me 12 redundant and false notifications every time something's within 30 minutes of actually being upgraded. I still think there is some crackpot programmer there who needs to switch to decaf ASAP. I have to turn off ALL CoC notifications just so I don't have to clear a dozen lies per upgrade?

Is supercell reponsible for anything? If the CEO of supercell murdered someone, would s/he say it's everyone else's fault for not preventing him/her from committing the murder?

That's an honest question I have to ask after seeing the general level of discourse on these forums.
February 5th, 2014
chummer1010

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

Not seeing an option on my phone for notifications under settings. I'll have to dig up the owner's manual for my phone.

That still doesn't mean Supercell has to send me 12 redundant and false notifications every time something's within 30 minutes of actually being upgraded. I still think there is some crackpot programmer there who needs to switch to decaf ASAP. I have to turn off ALL CoC notifications just so I don't have to clear a dozen lies per upgrade?

Is supercell reponsible for anything? If the CEO of supercell murdered someone, would s/he say it's everyone else's fault for not preventing him/her from committing the murder?

That's an honest question I have to ask after seeing the general level of discourse on these forums.

Don't bother, I'll take screenshots...
February 5th, 2014
Stormp00per

Have you considered the possibility of this being a one-off thing? I haven't seen anyone else complain on this matter. Instead of being so bashful consider reporting the issue to the clueless game makers in the bugs section.
February 5th, 2014
dahimi

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

Not seeing an option on my phone for notifications under settings. I'll have to dig up the owner's manual for my phone.

That still doesn't mean Supercell has to send me 12 redundant and false notifications every time something's within 30 minutes of actually being upgraded. I still think there is some crackpot programmer there who needs to switch to decaf ASAP. I have to turn off ALL CoC notifications just so I don't have to clear a dozen lies per upgrade?

Is supercell reponsible for anything? If the CEO of supercell murdered someone, would s/he say it's everyone else's fault for not preventing him/her from committing the murder?

That's an honest question I have to ask after seeing the general level of discourse on these forums.

Funny in light of your OP that you would comment about the general level of discourse on the forums. Do you really think that SC is going to jump right onto fixing this based on your rant?

How about raising "the general level of discourse" and actually giving them something to work with? Post in the appropriate bug sub forum for your device, take some screen shots from your list of notifications, along with additional info such as what specific device you have and anything else you can think of such as the amount of time left, how often this occurs, what you may have been doing, etc. It's clear not everyone has this issue.

Lastly people in the forum suggesting that you disable notifications is a rather sensible one don't you think? What else do you expect "us" to do? What can you honestly expect SC to do with the info you have given them?
February 5th, 2014
facescraper

Post this in the problems section or report it from the settings>report a problem in the game. It doesn't seem to be happening to anyone else here.
February 5th, 2014
Somerandomguy64

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

So, one of my elixir storages is about to finish a two-day upgrade. It hasn't upgraded yet, as in HAS NOT.

Nevertheless, some overzealous computer programmer who needs to be kept away from any and all stimulants thinks it's a great idea to give me

12

redundant and false notifications

telling me that my storage has been upgraded when it has not been upgraded yet.

Knock it off, SC!Go ahead and cluster-[party] my phone with redundant notifications if you make it so I don't have to next passed foolks who are more than two town halls ahead of me - that would be wonderfully humane of you. But, until you perform that miracle of generosity, I don't need to be lied to a dozen times about something that hasn't happened yet. I can turn on TV or go back to the religion I was born into if I wanted that kind of banal stimulation.

Thank you for your most-assured and swift attention to this matter!

(Okay, seriously, who do I have to bribe?)

Giant bold text = May be inappropriate. I suggest you remove this part.
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormp00per

Have you considered the possibility of this being a one-off thing? I haven't seen anyone else complain on this matter. Instead of being so bashful consider reporting the issue to the clueless game makers in the bugs section.

"Bashful" means shy. I haven't been very shy. You haven't been very helpful. Thanks anyway.
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

What can you honestly expect SC to do with the info you have given them?

Send
one
notification
after
said
upgrades
have
completed.

If they can't figure that out, they should restaff.
February 5th, 2014
dahimi

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

Send
one
notification
after
said
upgrades
have
completed.

If they can't figure that out, they should restaff.

For everyone else here, that is exactly what they do. Meaning that the game is functioning an abnormal manner for you specifically.

Again what are you doing to improve the general level of discourse on the forum?
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by chummer1010

Don't bother, I'll take screenshots...

No, I got it, but still, (and again), do I really have to shut off all CoC notifications just so I don't have to deal with their false and redundant notifications?
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

For everyone else here, that is exactly what they do.

Again what are you doing to improve the general level of discourse on the forum?

The discourse of this forum is not my responsibility. That's for perpetual hall-monitors like the pathetic wretch you see in the mirror every time you get a chance.
February 5th, 2014
dahimi

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

The discourse of this forum is not my responsibility. That's for perpetual hall-monitors like the pathetic wretch you see in the mirror every time you get a chance.

It is your responsibility along with everyone else who posts here.
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

It is your responsibility along with everyone else who posts here.

Well, then I'm holding up my end of the bargain and you're just emotional and weak. If you're easily offended like hall monitor dahimi here, sue me. I live in California so it should be easy. Otherwise, go read posts that don't damage your delicate sensibilities.
February 5th, 2014
dahimi

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

Well, then I'm holding up my end of the bargain and you're just emotional and weak. If you're easily offended like hall monitor dahimi here, sue me. I live in California so it should be easy. Otherwise, go read posts that don't damage your delicate sensibilities.

Who said I was offended? You're the one who complained about it, not me.
February 5th, 2014
brendo147

it is because of the time glitch. your phone and clash of clans think the upgrade is done but it is not. that is why you are getting confused
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

Who said I was offended? You're the one who complained about it, not me.

Okay, move along then. I want to hear from supercell or someone who can actually help with my specific grievance, aka, not you.
February 5th, 2014
DragonxXx

Nothing to get OCD about? Seriously there are much more pressing things in life..
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by brendo147

it is because of the time glitch. your phone and clash of clans think the upgrade is done but it is not. that is why you are getting confused

You mean the 5-second delay when logging in/out? I've tested that and couldn't verify the delay on my end, although I'm not ruling it out as thew culprit here.
February 5th, 2014
ClashTV

Happens to me, it's not that he doesn't WANT notifications, it's that the notifications are not timed correctly. Definetley a glitch on SC's side, since it happens to me also.
February 5th, 2014
dahimi

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

Okay, move along then. I want to hear from supercell or someone who can actually help with my specific grievance, aka, not you.

Fortunately for me I didn't ask you who you wanted to hear from. If you don't like it, too bad.

I also live in California. We can sue each other.
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by DragonxXx

Nothing to get OCD about? Seriously there are much more pressing things in life..

Your opinion doesn't solve my problem. It's a nice opinion though. Here's a blue ribbon for you:

http://www.ruralintelligence.com/ima...ue-ribbons.gif

Hooray for you!
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClashTV

Happens to me, it's not that he doesn't WANT notifications, it's that the notifications are not timed correctly. Definetley a glitch on SC's side, since it happens to me also.

Watch out, man. These people don't take kindly to those who dare blaspheme the high and holy sanctum of Supercell.

We should both go back to making pious offerings of money for gems at their sacred shrine lest we be stricken with glib menstruations from the likes of dahimi.
February 5th, 2014
Stormp00per

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

"Bashful" means shy. I haven't been very shy. You haven't been very helpful. Thanks anyway.

I think you could learn from being a bit bashful. Instead of harping on someone's mistake, do learn to take the help you've been offered. And if you think what I said wasn't helpful, I doubt anything anyone says here would be able to help you out considering your words reek of arrogance and recently googled definitions. Good luck to you on this forum and with your problems!
February 5th, 2014
p00kah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormp00per

I think you could learn from being a bit bashful. Instead of harping on someone's mistake, do learn to take the help you've been offered. And if you think what I said wasn't helpful, I doubt anything anyone says here would be able to help you out considering your words reek of arrogance and recently googled definitions. Good luck to you on this forum and with your problems!

I read about five words of that and then decided none of it was going to help me.
February 5th, 2014
Tinkerbell

Quote:

Originally Posted by p00kah

Not seeing an option on my phone for notifications under settings. I'll have to dig up the owner's manual for my phone.

That still doesn't mean Supercell has to send me 12 redundant and false notifications every time something's within 30 minutes of actually being upgraded. I still think there is some crackpot programmer there who needs to switch to decaf ASAP. I have to turn off ALL CoC notifications just so I don't have to clear a dozen lies per upgrade?

Is supercell reponsible for anything? If the CEO of supercell murdered someone, would s/he say it's everyone else's fault for not preventing him/her from committing the murder?

That's an honest question I have to ask after seeing the general level of discourse on these forums.

Are you joking? Comparing too many notifications to murder? There are no words. You know, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
Send a complaint to support through your game settings, but if you would like a helpful response, I'd leave out the insults if I were you.