Poems of global

Just thought I should share a couple poems i made about global. Short and sharp is the way, methinks.

A clutter of senseless "joins", ring through the air.

Rejected lowbies pile the streets, leaving an unnatural, empty silence; with no room for talk.

Young rookies team up in gangs, battering down the strong and weak. Even the most experienced bow beneath their easily found power. Behind they leave, aches and screams, a chorus of whispered agony.


I will add more as time goes on and the poularity of this thread grows ;)
Sorry if the punctuation isn't quite right. I'm working on it.

Haha Lol. Funny how i was just thinking about me spamming recruiting messages in global and getting banned. Try adding so.e rhymes?

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Originally Posted by Alweert

Haha Lol. Funny how i was just thinking about me spamming recruiting messages in global and getting banned. Try adding so.e rhymes?

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I'm not in to rhymes but will add more poems, maybe rhyming ones, as inspiration strikes.

Log onto global, early one day

Type in 'Hi', what's the other guy say?

'Hey there, want to join my clan'

Same old global, flat and bland

Annoyingness is everywhere

Stupidity beyond compare

Couldn't really say I care

Because I despise being there

Ain't nothing that can be done

Except to log off and run

Away from horror, away from hate

Cause with global, it's always a torture date

lol. this is awesome.!!!!let me add on:

Kids without friends look throughout the air

Some may even ask, "are there any girls out there?"

Sometimes I wonder, even why I hate

Why 40 yr old creepers do this, its really kind of late.

-Jacksonian

I like both of those. Later I will add one about zappers

Oh zappers, oh zappers

Worse than town hall tappers (Snipers)

They come in and take your loot

Kick them with a nice revenge boot

Take your DE, you can't even see

Don't place any troops, leave you shield- free

Sometimes I wish they'd just go away

So I can live to attack another day

Oh, the zappers come and take all your loot

Best get the back with a revenge boot

Gotta kill their sorry butts today

Or else they'll zap someone another day

Amongst the howling the complaints
And endless request of "Join!"
We can see a brighter side!

My poor atempt talking about those times when you have a nice chat sith a random on global :)

I go on cause I'm board
Greeting the senseless horde
A mob of joins is sometimes what I see
Sometimes its swearing and arguing
Sometimes its just stupid talk
But no matter what, its bad for me

i am in awe of the poetic masters here. my heart, soul and very ideas of global are captured in these poems. well done. ;)

From the depths of the great ocean
To the vast span of the continents
Never has such a cacophony been found!

Louder than the cry of an elephant,
Louder than the giant whale,
Louder than the rythum of life itself:

Known only as Global...

Nice! Great to see people contributing (Just took a long break from coc and forums)

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Originally Posted by Coloradokiwiboy

Nice! Great to see people contributing (Just took a long break from coc and forums)

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Wow, a poet! Win some girls! :p keep up the good work!

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Originally Posted by MathewWang2012

Wow, a poet! Win some girls! :p keep up the good work!

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I'm on it ;) I love to express myself with words.

I tried to spout a poem on the spot. My creativity isn't flowing today :(

Lol i love it. this is so true