Global in a nutshell

Noob 1 "WUTS Da BST TROpHY RaNG3 2 TROPHY HUNT"

Noob 2 "i I HAKED 99999999 g3Ms JoIN Me For FReEE 999999999 GAMs And eLDER PLzPlZPLzPlZPLZPZPZpzPZplZPLZPLZ"

Me: :confused:

Noob 2 "C000|_ C|_/-\|\|0rz P|_Z ]-[3|_P ]-[3 G3T 2 5i|_\/3r |_/-\/-\gU3 P|_z I]\/[ |\|333D 50]\/[3 ]-[3|_P P|_Z "

Noob 3 "IAMTHELORDOFCLASHOFCLANSYOUMUSTBOWDOWNTOME"

Me: Nope a lot of players are better than you

Noob 2 "3\/3rY0|\|/-\ R3p0RT 05IRU5 OMG ♥♥♥ LOL REPOTRTED n00b"

Noob 4 "njkcknjcdzkjndzvknjdvs jonfsbjnosbfjnosfbnjofsjobnojnsbrngsrnk sfnk nj sdcmhbsdvjbhrshjb"

Noob 1 "hoo do yu fink is there best trope on these game tell me"

Me: Wall breakers.

Noob 3 "VOLKEIRYZ R HOT THE R MY GIRLFIREND"

Noob 1 "NNOOVFEEEEE im so bad at this gem I USE FULL WB ARMEIS EVARY TIME PLZ WUtaMIDOINRONG OMFG"

Noob 4 "u dont have swag n00b 3 ♥♥♥♥ noob"

Noob 2 "05iRU5 P|_5 J0I|\| ]\/[/-\]-[C|_/-\|\| P|_5 ]-[3|_P 0|\||_Y0rZ 9 ]\/[/-\]\/[BR5 P|_Z0rz W3 |\|333d U P|_Z ]-[3|_P 0]\/[G if U D0|\|t0RZ J0I|\|0Rz I]\/[ R/-\P0Rt3D |\|0b P|_Z P|_z 0]\/[G0RZ P|_Z J0I|\| J0i|\| J0I|\| fR333 |_3\/3|_ 6 P3K/-\5 J0i|\||\| "

Me: Somebody shoot me...

"Other players have reported you for...

too true I'm afraid

Thank god for clan chat

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Osirus

Noob 1 "WUTS Da BST TROpHY RaNG3 2 TROPHY HUNT"

Noob 2 "i I HAKED 99999999 g3Ms JoIN Me For FReEE 999999999 GAMs And eLDER PLzPlZPLzPlZPLZPZPZpzPZplZPLZPLZ"

Me: :confused:

Noob 2 "C000|_ C|_/-\|\|0rz P|_Z ]-[3|_P ]-[3 G3T 2 5i|_\/3r |_/-\/-\gU3 P|_z I]\/[ |\|333D 50]\/[3 ]-[3|_P P|_Z "

Noob 3 "IAMTHELORDOFCLASHOFCLANSYOUMUSTBOWDOWNTOME"

Me: Nope a lot of players are better than you

Noob 2 "3\/3rY0|\|/-\ R3p0RT 05IRU5 OMG ♥♥♥ LOL REPOTRTED n00b"

Noob 4 "njkcknjcdzkjndzvknjdvs jonfsbjnosbfjnosfbnjofsjobnojnsbrngsrnk sfnk nj sdcmhbsdvjbhrshjb"

Noob 1 "hoo do yu fink is there best trope on these game tell me"

Me: Wall breakers.

Noob 3 "VOLKEIRYZ R HOT THE R MY GIRLFIREND"

Noob 1 "NNOOVFEEEEE im so bad at this gem I USE FULL WB ARMEIS EVARY TIME PLZ WUtaMIDOINRONG OMFG"

Noob 4 "u dont have swag n00b 3 ♥♥♥♥ noob"

Noob 2 "05iRU5 P|_5 J0I|\| ]\/[/-\]-[C|_/-\|\| P|_5 ]-[3|_P 0|\||_Y0rZ 9 ]\/[/-\]\/[BR5 P|_Z0rz W3 |\|333d U P|_Z ]-[3|_P 0]\/[G if U D0|\|t0RZ J0I|\|0Rz I]\/[ R/-\P0Rt3D |\|0b P|_Z P|_z 0]\/[G0RZ P|_Z J0I|\| J0i|\| J0I|\| fR333 |_3\/3|_ 6 P3K/-\5 J0i|\||\| "

Me: Somebody shoot me...

"Other players have reported you for...

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Spot on... you been in my global then eh? :p

Thats why I've been on global 5 times since September

I think that you've chosen the least offensive chat to post.

It is seriously worrying some of the language that is being used - asking who is a girl / boy. Will you be my gf / bf? the overt sexual overtones on global. asking people to join the clan so that they 'talk privately' and give their telephone number. My only hope is that they are two over weight bald blokes aged 50+ who happen to arrange to meet. Seriously creepy stuff

Oh yeah ... then there's the racist stuff - need I say more?

You're lucky, my globals are the eHarmony for 12 year olds.

You're missing the part when level 2's say "can I have some gold please?"

You missed a line where a L9 noob claims to be farming, or a noob clan claims to be on a trophy push up to 5,000 clan points.

sigh

Haha, thx for making my day. ;)
You missed the part where all the little children ask for everyones Kik.
"Does anyone here have KiK?"
"Yes!"
"OMGOMGOMGOMG KiK me OMG"