It's good to see you have such a plan,
But it will fail like your attempt to get a man,
For you can only apply once every day,
And we have no short of daily requests, i'd say,
Rejecting is part of our daily routine,
And we'll wash your name down with Turpentine,
For it is a stain on our clan chat wall,
Just like those vomit on the floor of that shopping mall,
I have no idea what your last sentence was trying to do,
But seriously, bonbee who?

