*NEW* 2014 January 7th Update

Ok guys, you saw my previous post on how The Builder is the most overpowered building in the game. So, I have once again spoke with NASA for no apparent reason and they have leaked some fake information from CellSuper.

BY FAR THIS IS THE BIGGEST UPDATE. YET.

ARE. YOU. GUYS. READY?

THEY ARE INCORPORATING A IDEA WITHIN A LETTER THAT I HAVE WRITTEN MYSELF AND I ATTACHED IT TO A WALLBREAKER AND I HAVE SENT IT TO THEM VIA FedEx.

Again, YOU READY?

THEY HAVE NOTIFIED ME SAYING THEY RECEIVED THE LETTER ATTACHED TO THE WALLBREAKER.

I bet when they read the letter attached to the wallbreaker, they thought it was going to be a EXPLOSIVE update
*slaps knee*
no one liked the pun? Ok........

anywho

i said I sent them an idea that they are going to use.........

again, again, ARE YOU READY?

The January 7th Update of 2014 will bring us.......as said by CellSuper and NASA.........it will bring us.....upgrades......but not just any upgrades......upgrades on.......










TREES.


if you guys think this is OP, don't worry, we have builder huts to combat these..........

but think about it, a tree that's level 2, think of the possibilities!



OK guys, I heard this is a fake rumor, but I heard level two trees.....can......GROW SPELLS!!!!'

Imagine!

A tree that that can grow glass bottles!



and I heard these level two trees have PEKKA armor

(if you have other ideas that level 2 trees can offer, don't be afraid to comment, you are safe from the builders here...........for now......)

Money trees. :cool:

Sending a wall breaker to FedEx would be classified as terrorism, therefore, you sir have committed a felony. Also, bushes are OP; they have the ability to negate any exciting thoughts.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes: oh gawd

Will the coffee level 8 be released?

Will upgrades for logs and grass also be allowed in the new update?

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Originally Posted by Nolan1234

Will upgrades for logs and grass also be allowed in the new update?

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oh oh, and while you're at it, why not be able to upgrade the ocean, or the global chat

Oh wait,......

Nah, upgrades to logs would require upgrades for the public toilets. Valkyries have enough trouble handling janitor duties.

Remember we can also upgrade the ground so money comes out of it when there's an earthquake

It never fails to amaze me how NASA can't keep secrets! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by ThatoneguyIknow

Remember we can also upgrade the ground so money comes out of it when there's an earthquake

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oh oh, lets have the abilty to upgrade gems too, so each day when we log on, we get a billion gems

Oh wait, not gonna happan

Can we destroy the imaginary bridge so there are less trolls?:rolleyes:

Just thought of something. During the next update they could be removing the boosts, therefore the update could be tomorrow!!! They could do another sneak peek sprint.
Dissect and Discuss

Clearly I have stumbled into this part of the forums again... *sigh* might as well...

What about a lvl 3 tree? Will it shoot flames yet be fire resistant?

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Originally Posted by Chroniclermata

Clearly I have stumbled into this part of the forums again... *sigh* might as well...

What about a lvl 3 tree? Will it shoot flames yet be fire resistant?

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Now this is just silly, of course a lvl 3 tree cant do such things. They throw acorns, Lvl 4 trees throw Walnuts and finally the lvl 5 trees, well they throw coconuts.

In addition the trees HEAL if archers attack them, as the wood from the invisible arrows only makes them stronger. Obviously the healing only goes up as the tree lvl progresses.

Also, you won't be able move trees from where they spawned.

My buddies, girlfriend's uncle works for NASA, so this is pretty reliable.

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Originally Posted by InfinityBladeCOC

Will the coffee level 8 be released?

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Level 8!?! You must be crazy...
We're only on level 6 at the moment. :rolleyes:

I dont know why you guys are worried about all this tree nonsense... If I were you, Id be worried about the new level for valkeries that makes them spin so fast, it actually creates a black hole, which is so powerful, it not only destroys all the enemy's buildings, but it sucks in all your money, just like walls currently do. :rolleyes:

OP is as mad as a bag of cats. I like it. Who rated this insanity one star?

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Originally Posted by Spacecake

OP is as mad as a bag of cats. I like it. Who rated this insanity one star?

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Someone with a good IQ I imagine:cool:

Up-gradable trees and the new DE troop 'Wood Chipper'

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Originally Posted by dominic115

Someone with a good IQ I imagine:cool:

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I put hard work into this and I got rated so low? I blame NASA

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Originally Posted by Swaggermonkey

I put hard work into this and I got rated so low? I blame NASA

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As long as you dont blame Obama...

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Originally Posted by Swaggermonkey

I put hard work into this and I got rated so low? I blame NASA

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And I guess your source is Wikipedia?

Love this forum!!!

Will rocks respawn too now? :) I miss my boulder.. It was a nice boulder

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Originally Posted by Dinobarkleyj

Will rocks respawn too now? :) I miss my boulder.. It was a nice boulder

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It makes sense that a rock wouldn't grow back. Tress and bushes are organic organisms, and therefore can respawn in a scientifically acceptable way. However, as rocks are entirely composed of sediment and are non- organic, which means that you would have to wait about four-hundred years or so for a rock to respawn. In fact, the rock would not actually respawn. Due to natural continental plate movement and sediment shifts, the landscape would shift or change to reveal or put in place a new rock.

I couldn't NOT geek out at this. lol.

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Originally Posted by Julezwatts

It makes sense that a rock wouldn't grow back. Tress and bushes are organic organisms, and therefore can respawn in a scientifically acceptable way. However, as rocks are entirely composed of sediment and are non- organic, which means that you would have to wait about four-hundred years or so for a rock to respawn. In fact, the rock would not actually respawn. Due to natural continental plate movement and sediment shifts, the landscape would shift or change to reveal or put in place a new rock.

I couldn't NOT geek out at this. lol.

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Lol, you could've just suggested we use plastic props:rolleyes:

A fertilizer spell to use your own base, to increase the likelihood of spawning plants (& therefore gems) by .00000001%

Such misleading topic title is allowed? Mods do your job