Global challenge # 2!!!

A couple weeks ago, vinnyXo made a thread on what responses u get when u ask random noob questions, and I really enjoyed trolling my global with it. I thought it be fun to make another one with random noob questions and random quotes you'll say here
-Just like vinnyXo said, put what responses you got after you said it (You can put more than one for each one )
and again
-If you get ignored, put -IGNORED
-If you get banned, put -BANNED

Here are the questions / random stuff you're gonna be saying

1. Everyone chop down their Xmas trees they give 2500 gems each:rolleyes:

2. How do I attack?

3. How many gems do you have to pay to join a clan??

4. LOOKING FOR A CLAN THAT GIVES ME LVL 2 WITCHES ONLY, I DONATE GIANTS BACK

5. How to you get to the top 200?

6. (Ask any random person) {Username} you're a freaking gemmer

7. Why is your town hall outside you noob (Ask a farmer)

8. EDIT: I took out the 8th question due to global


here's what I got


1. -Trololololololololololololololol, haha I'm not an idiot

-U liar

-It gives 75,000 coins

2. -IGNORED

3. -LOL

-Seriously saltin?

4. -Join us we donate witches all the time

5. -You spend $20,000 and you also have to have no life

-You stay active all day

6. -No I'm not

7. -IGNORED






HAVE FUN!;)




EDIT- Forget to say to do each question on a different global, so your global would go crazy

Those are pretty accurate answers, it seems you have landed in a higher tier of global.

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Originally Posted by JSpong

Those are pretty accurate answers, it seems you have landed in a higher tier of global.

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Actually, in the 8 globals I was in, the people that pretty much answered my questions were gold and up, one master even, but still many low lvls answered my questions

Well, trophy count is hardly a good indicator of COC IQ, but I see your point. I always troll global, the responses are typically similar to what you posted.

Most of these will probably get me banned :D

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Originally Posted by Olimurd

Most of these will probably get me banned :D

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Let me guess, you're in champions or masters leaque? lol

1. Ooooooo and lol
2. U attack that's how and join me and i will show u and why are u training troop if u don't know how to attack AY

QUESTIONS

1. Everyone chop down their Xmas trees they give 2500 gems each:rolleyes:

2. How do I attack?

3. How many gems do you have to pay to join a clan??

4. LOOKING FOR A CLAN THAT GIVES ME LVL 2 WITCHES ONLY, I DONATE GIANTS BACK

5. How to you get to the top 200?

6. (Ask any random person) {Username} you're a freaking gemmer

7. Why is your town hall outside you noob (Ask a farmer)

8. Im a supercell worker u guys, I just got hired:rolleyes:

ANSWERS

1. no way stoppid

2. what the fù** dude
- YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ATTACK?!?!
-how do you have 1 mil coins then (my response: collectors duh)

{{{{{will do the rest later}}}}}

Good responses so far, keep em coming

trolling on global is fun.

:cool:

*butttt - I'm gonna stop, because these guys on my global are just too nice!!

1. Everyone chop down their Xmas trees they give 2500 gems each
Reply:
- No it doesn't! I tried! You liar!
- Good for u lol

2. How do I attack?
Reply:
- By attacking

3. How many gems do you have to pay to join a clan??
Reply:
- It doesn't cost, its free! You paid gems to join your clan?

4. LOOKING FOR A CLAN THAT GIVES ME LVL 2 WITCHES ONLY, I DONATE GIANTS BACK
Reply:
- Join us! We give maxed witches! [said a clan leader with 4 member clan, all bronze & th3-4]

5. How to you get to the top 200?
Reply:
- by playing, duh!
- You can never get there! You need to spend lots of money!

6. (Ask any random person) {Username} you're a freaking gemmer
Reply:
- Look at my loot raided before u accuse me of gemming you fool!
- And is that your problem?


7. Why is your town hall outside you noob (Ask a farmer)
Reply:
- I'm at level 100, i don't think so, you're the noob!!
- I'm farming


8. Im a supercell worker u guys, I just got hired
Reply:
- congrats lol
- hehe funny

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Originally Posted by FuriousFrenzy

1. Everyone chop down their Xmas trees they give 2500 gems each
Reply:
- No it doesn't! I tried! You liar!
- Good for u lol

2. How do I attack?
Reply:
- By attacking

3. How many gems do you have to pay to join a clan??
Reply:
- It doesn't cost, its free! You paid gems to join your clan?

4. LOOKING FOR A CLAN THAT GIVES ME LVL 2 WITCHES ONLY, I DONATE GIANTS BACK
Reply:
- Join us! We give maxed witches! [said a clan leader with 4 member clan, all bronze & th3-4]

5. How to you get to the top 200?
Reply:
- by playing, duh!
- You can never get there! You need to spend lots of money!

6. (Ask any random person) {Username} you're a freaking gemmer
Reply:
- Look at my loot raided before u accuse me of gemming you fool!
- And is that your problem?


7. Why is your town hall outside you noob (Ask a farmer)
Reply:
- I'm at level 100, i don't think so, you're the noob!!
- I'm farming


8. Im a supercell worker u guys, I just got hired
Reply:
- congrats lol
- hehe funny

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Lol nice, much better than my answers. I'll be honest, I always try tricking noobs into cutting their Xmas tree for 2500 gems, sometimes people have believed I get a great laugh after it:p

Wrong sub forum.This should really be in the off topic sub forum as it really doesn't have anything to do with the game itself, rather just a way to pass the time. Hopefully one of those 'amazing' mods of ours will do their job and move it for us.

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Originally Posted by Anarchos

Wrong sub forum.This should really be in the off topic sub forum as it really doesn't have anything to do with the game itself, rather just a way to pass the time. Hopefully one of those 'amazing' mods of ours will do their job and move it for us.

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Why it doest have anything to do with game? Global chat also part of the game, even if its trolling

When ur thread moved to off topic often, doesnt means that u have to decide what thread belong to what sub forum, and i believe mod will do their job without u having told them what to do with sarcasm

If someone takes a screenshot of you saying ur workig for supercell, and sent it too supercell youre account will get banned

Gl

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Originally Posted by hababiba

If someone takes a screenshot of you saying ur workig for supercell, and sent it too supercell youre account will get banned

Gl

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Okay, I just deleted the 8th question because of that. I didn't realize that would happen, it be too risky. Thank you for telling me

I had a high level explain the basics of attacking for me. I claimed I was using my brothers account and I made many spelling mistakes to give the illusion that I was a small child.

Just tried it on my TH5 Acc, was pretty funny :p

1. Everyone chop down their Xmas trees they give 2500 gems each:rolleyes:
- Mine gave me 75,000 Gold
- join for elder
- how do you get Xmas trees?

2. How do I attack?
- attacks are random except for revenges
- click the attack button on your screen

3. How many gems do you have to pay to join a clan??
-none
-50,000

4. LOOKING FOR A CLAN THAT GIVES ME LVL 2 WITCHES ONLY, I DONATE GIANTS BACK
- Mostly ignored, some random bronze player said "join"

5. How to you get to the top 200?
- You wanna join?
- join

6. (Ask any random person) {Username} you're a freaking gemmer
- i <3 you (That was weird)
- what is a gemmer?

7. Why is your town hall outside you noob (Ask a farmer)
- because im good, unlike you

The best one i have heard is noob asked whats farming and a guy lvl 100+ said its where you let your trees grow.:D

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Originally Posted by Scorch

Just tried it on my TH5 Acc, was pretty funny :p

1. Everyone chop down their Xmas trees they give 2500 gems each:rolleyes:
- Mine gave me 75,000 Gold
- join for elder
- how do you get Xmas trees?

2. How do I attack?
- attacks are random except for revenges
- click the attack button on your screen

3. How many gems do you have to pay to join a clan??
-none
-50,000

4. LOOKING FOR A CLAN THAT GIVES ME LVL 2 WITCHES ONLY, I DONATE GIANTS BACK
- Mostly ignored, some random bronze player said "join"

5. How to you get to the top 200?
- You wanna join?
- join

6. (Ask any random person) {Username} you're a freaking gemmer
- i <3 you (That was weird)
- what is a gemmer?

7. Why is your town hall outside you noob (Ask a farmer)
- because im good, unlike you

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Look like you got stuck in globals full of noobs:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Saltin

A couple weeks ago, vinnyXo made a thread on what responses u get when u ask random noob questions, and I really enjoyed trolling my global with it. I thought it be fun to make another one with random noob questions and random quotes you'll say here
-Just like vinnyXo said, put what responses you got after you said it (You can put more than one for each one )
and again
-If you get ignored, put -IGNORED
-If you get banned, put -BANNED

Here are the questions / random stuff you're gonna be saying

1. Everyone chop down their Xmas trees they give 2500 gems each:rolleyes:

2. How do I attack?

3. How many gems do you have to pay to join a clan??

4. LOOKING FOR A CLAN THAT GIVES ME LVL 2 WITCHES ONLY, I DONATE GIANTS BACK

5. How to you get to the top 200?

6. (Ask any random person) {Username} you're a freaking gemmer

7. Why is your town hall outside you noob (Ask a farmer)

8. EDIT: I took out the 8th question due to global


here's what I got


1. -Trololololololololololololololol, haha I'm not an idiot

-U liar

-It gives 75,000 coins

2. -IGNORED

3. -LOL

-Seriously saltin?

4. -Join us we donate witches all the time

5. -You spend $20,000 and you also have to have no life

-You stay active all day

6. -No I'm not

7. -IGNORED






HAVE FUN!;)




EDIT- Forget to say to do each question on a different global, so your global would go crazy

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Question 1
a.) No it doesn't.
b.) Yeah right.
c.)How to get a X-Mas tree?

Question 2
a.) Go on the thing that says attack. It's on your screen in the bottom left corner.

Question 3
a.) None, join!
b.) None.
c.) Join here.

Question 4
a.) I donate Giants.
b.) That's [Insert Bad Word] Jon.
c.) Join here.

Question 5
a.) You have to be a gamer.

Question 6
a.) Jon... who cares if he's a gemmer? Without gemmers you wouldn't be playing this game.
b.) I don't gem, or else I'd be Master. (This was from the guy I said it to.)

Question 7
a.) Jon he's farming!

1 No-paddy you are lying-no hes not lying
2 paddy join
3 none i accept ebt or tacos
4 our leader gives lvl2 witches
5 you get a lot of trophies
6 what do you mean gemmer paddy?
7 so i get just as much loot female dog +$^%a
8 sure paddy sure

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Originally Posted by paddy1888

1 No-paddy you are lying-no hes not lying
2 paddy join
3 none i accept ebt or tacos
4 our leader gives lvl2 witches
5 you get a lot of trophies
6 what do you mean gemmer paddy?
7 so i get just as much loot female dog +$^%a
8 sure paddy sure

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Originally Posted by JonathanW04

Question 1
a.) No it doesn't.
b.) Yeah right.
c.)How to get a X-Mas tree?

Question 2
a.) Go on the thing that says attack. It's on your screen in the bottom left corner.

Question 3
a.) None, join!
b.) None.
c.) Join here.

Question 4
a.) I donate Giants.
b.) That's [Insert Bad Word] Jon.
c.) Join here.

Question 5
a.) You have to be a gamer.

Question 6
a.) Jon... who cares if he's a gemmer? Without gemmers you wouldn't be playing this game.
b.) I don't gem, or else I'd be Master. (This was from the guy I said it to.)

Question 7
a.) Jon he's farming!

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Nice, My answers weren't so funny because the answers I got were much more formal

1- Much Sweg
-BANNED

I just said-

Dood u noob I m betur den u b cuz u r a gemmer dat bys gems al da tym lol guys luk at dis guy just reprt him-

-dude you're the level 104 gemmer so shut up

-I'm not reporting him, I'm reporting you

-(from a very premmie th 10 level 52) dude learn how to play and put your capital building in the center even the game says it's the best building. Reported

BANNED

1) how do u attack????
- You attack by pressing a warrior than tapping the screen

2) how do u leave a clan????
- click on the clan castle and press leave clan

Someone asked me to invite them (Im not elder lol)
3) How do i invite u?
- click on the person and invite
- tap on their name and it will say invite and click on it

4) How do you become an elder
- Blazing someone has to promote you

5) Does your mum like hot dogs?
- IGNORED

all from a bunch of bronzes on one global.

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Originally Posted by ThatoneguyIknow

I just said-

Dood u noob I m betur den u b cuz u r a gemmer dat bys gems al da tym lol guys luk at dis guy just reprt him-

-dude you're the level 104 gemmer so shut up

-I'm not reporting him, I'm reporting you

-(from a very premmie th 10 level 52) dude learn how to play and put your capital building in the center even the game says it's the best building. Reported

BANNED

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Harsh.......
and capital building?? lol

Hahaha just got banned for the first time ever.

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Originally Posted by LachlanS

Hahaha just got banned for the first time ever.

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I get banned a trillion times just because I am recruiting
If I had a penny for every time I got banned, I'd own the city of Dubai

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Originally Posted by Saltin

I get banned a trillion times just because I am recruiting
If I had a penny for every time I got banned, I'd own the city of Dubai

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I'm just a good boy ;)

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Originally Posted by LachlanS

I'm just a good boy ;)

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Yes you are, yes you are, I believe you:p