Originally Posted by
Clashinator
OK so iwuz just aboot 2 eat my brekfest wen i thot- WOW this is a sooper cool clash oooof clans ideaz and so i gootted onto this webcite and i made an account to be created and heer is wut i thot and if u dont like it then SUP ERC ELL will punish u horribly cu ITS GOOD IDEEZ AND IT IS REEEELY REEL
furst of all we have a reelly cdcool thing thets cald a buildin monster and its a reel troop that can doo all sort of stuff and i like it a lot i hopes you duz 2. furst u haf to make the buildin called a MONSTER BUILLIN and its cool cuz its in the sea and u cant tell were it is so ur enemy cant attack it. wen u find were the monster buidin is u have to spend a bajazilliamillion jems on eet and ets reely cool cuz wen u press the build thingy SMOKE starts comin ott of da buildin wen its makin the tank and ITS BURNING SOMEONE CALL THE UNDERSEA FIRE DEPARMEN CUZ THE MONSTER BUILLIN IS ON FIRE!!!!! then at de last possible microeenymeenymacromilisecond b4 da builin blows up 4evr a BUILDIN MONSTER COMES OUT and it dosnt even go into ur army camp cuz its so big it just fills upp the etirree scrreen so u cant tell where is were and u haf to install iOS 1 million to geet to b able to see ur base again and 4 android players its 2 bad cuz ur village is know lost forever.
wen u get the village bak u haf to go and attack RITE NOW cuz otherwise the BUILLIN MONSER will EAT your base and BAN YOUR GAME FOREVER. wen u place da monster it gos for al de walls a NUCLEAR MISSILES EVERYTHING and it can do SUPERMODEZ were it haz glowing eyes and setz ur hole base on fire and now u need the fire department but it isnt coming cuz there bak at ur bases taking care of the undersea fire. wen da monster gets to the town hall it goes MONSTERZMODER and auto-kilz everyting and itz INVINSABLE NOW and u cant kill it and so it NUKE DA HOLE MAp and gos on a rempagez now and wen itz on da rampage it gos to JORGE YAOS BASE AND haz a TKO were it jumps down and crushes da inferno towerz under itz feet and breethz FIRE on da hole BAZE 4ever and jorge yao is BANNED FROM THE GAME.
If u tri 2 stop it and put litning spelz on it it getz ANGRY CUZ U HURT ITS FEELINGS AND NOW IT WANTS IT MOMMY and so itz so angry that it killz ur base without even looking at then it AUTO KILLZ ur spell factrie 4ever cuz thats wut dropped the litning spells on it, and so it reeches up and grabz the spell factrie from off the map and then it throes it on the ground and EETS IT CUZ ITS YUMMY AND MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. den it burpz and da game goes bye bye 4 ever
NEXT UP WE HAZ DA AWSUMNESS DAT IS A NEWEST AND BESTEST TROOP EVER AND NOW ITZ ZOOPER COOL KFC CHICKEN MAN NAMED KERNEL ZANDERS
when u make a kernel zanders ITS REELY COOL CUZ HE CARRIES KFC CHICKEN AND IT BLOWS UP WEN U BITE INTO IT. He costs 5 dollars and 99 sents to buy it and wen u buy it he showz up at ur front door of ur town hall and u say hi. den wen ur enemy tried to kill him he startz to say KFC deliery and he givez dem KFC pox and dey run around but dey cant see cuz ders a chicken on his hed, den kernel zanders getz angry and he turns around and looks at u and he takes a kfc from hiz bucket and throes it and it comes out of da screen and explodes in ur face and hes invinsable and if u COMBINE HIM WITH A WITCh he becoms SUPER KFC MAN and he's a SKELETON KFC with a heart made of chicken without the bone and he keeps tinkin dat he ate da bones cuz he tries to look at his heart but it keepz blowing up and then ur iphone callz intergalactic 911 and the martians come and planetary warz start and then its goodbye to coc bcuz supercell tried to make first contact and they got blown up
hope u likez my idees and send me a MESSAGE DATS NICE CUZ UDDERWIZE IM CALLING INTERGALACTIC 911 and ur all ded 4ever
