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Last night it was sooo quite in the ice cave I popped into visit the cave but it was ghostly quite there as well so I decided to join you fearsome bears and break a bottle of mead but alas there wasn't an elder home to welcome me. I took my flask of mead back to ICEBEARS and went to bed after getting roaring drunk on my mead.HAIL, CAVEBEARS,RIVERBEARS and ICEBEARS HAIL OUR MIGHTY GOD THOR
Their armies lay scattered around them in a splattering of flesh and bone. The vultures circled overhead, their shreiks now louder sensing the end was close.
The Dark Lord stood poised and ready but there was a growing sense of doom in him. He had slain many heroes before and the mightiest had broken before his axe even struck. But there was something different about this one. There was a cold-blooded frenzy in his opponents eyes that he had never seen before.
AoeFan gazed at his enemy with crazed eyes. His blood soaked body strained to support the heavy battle-axe. Every ounce of energy had been depleted from his body. The Dark One was much mightier than him. But AoeFan was the master of this arena. He had done this a million times. He knew strength did not matter here. Sheer will and blood lust would win this day.
With a loud roar that shook the very ground, AoeFan charged towards the Dark Lord heaving his axe high in the air. As he closed in to his enemy, he quickly bent his knees and swung his axe wide ducking under the Dark Lord's raised sheild. His body cleaved in two, the Dark Lord crashed to the ground. Blood spewed from his body drenching AoeFan's iPhone which promptly shut down.
The circling vultures dropped dead from the sky hearing AoeFans blood curdling scream.
In a parallel dimension, the buzzing flies continued to buzz undisturbed by the desperate screams of AoeFan who had just dropped his iPhone in the bathtub. He shook out all traces of water, dropped it into a ziploc full of uncooked rice and prayed for a miracle only one thought in his mind.. my bear clan.. my mighty bear clan!
Reason # 23 not to go anywhere near the bathtub.Quote:
Originally Posted by aoefan
While I've enjoyed the frozen hospitality in the ice cave this week, I've always been a bear who appreciates the warmer climates.
So I look forward to meeting you all tomorrow! (after my trek through the tundra)
HAIL THOR, and HAIL RIVERBEARS!!!
We know you'll be cold and tired from your journey so we'll have a tankard of mead and smoked salmon for you to re-energize your bloodlust. We welcome you with open arms, come enjoy the RIVER!
Joe
shall we share a flask of mead whilst we sharpen our axes and fluff our pillows?
Hello leader Joe,
This is quasi. I am traveling to Cavebears to meet my fellow bears. I'll be back later this evening.
I left the same msg on river's chat, but just in case you don't see it. Here's my note. :)
Thanks.
Quasi
We wish you safe travels as you journey from The River to The Cave and back again. We will gladly welcome you back upon your return.
Joe
This is Another Farm ... I seem to have joined without posting here first. Ooops. Thanks for letting me in.
Thanks for posting and reading the rules. You seem to be getting the hang of what it means to be a member of the MIGHTY BEAR EMPIRE.
Leader Joe,Quote:
Originally Posted by Lawdog1972
Our fellow bears in the Cave are all very welcoming. I'm very glad I decided to visit. I wish to extend my stay there. I will return to the River later this week if that is ok with you.
Hail Thor!
QH