FUNNY DAILY REPORT : Chat unavailable because unfairly reported by other players...
Supercell did not seem to believe / understand importants problems caused by abuse reporting,
I decided to write here a funny little daily chronicle of my troubles on the horrible global chat.
I apologize in advance for my limited English, I'm a french guy ^^
DAY ONE : SUNDAY DECEMBER 15
Yesterday I succeeded to rush in master league, which was not without pain and barely with th8.
Indeed, just at 2594 trophies, here I was throwned for too much playing...
Guess while I was banned for 5 minutes, one fight obviously, 73% and -25 trophies xD
So I have a very nice brand new black emblem, I decide to recruit for my farming clan : ZOB.
Already on arrival, I tell myself that we must avoid Sundays because I need to change five consecutive times of global chat to avoid those where snotty tear with the worst insults ...
After only 10 minutes, I met a friend who asked me to help him in recruitment, so I do my good deed for the weekend.
With experience, I do not involve myself in any controversy, I just recruit wisely between fight...
Of course, I responds with kindness, by "no thank you, it's nice" to the too many sollications.
I even told some very insistent kids that I already help someone and I can not help everyone,
until that one of tell me with raging:
"You do not want to help me, "Boloss"! I'll reports"
♥♥♥ Only a quarter of an hour, it begin badly!
Afraid of being banned again, I really check my answers ...
"Sorry, dude, I only recruit archers 6 :("
A nine years old boy insists : "why"
I replied "the chef wants only adults, so we're all old here and boring..."
That one, I can deter him without too much damage, oufff!
But only one hour et five recruits after, I was banned, again !
Result, today I did my good deed, and I recruited a friend, but nothing for my clan, no enough time!
FML !
I try again tomorrow with another technique and I tell you !
Record to break 1:20 min on the global chat ....
DAY TWO : MONDAY DECEMBER 16
So I decided to try another way :
First global chat, raging peoples, pfiouuu, don't talk here too dangerous !
Second, a kiddie girl is talking about "searching love" and "boys friend", between the wagers, those treating her as a ♥♥♥♥♥ and drooling "Tex Avery wolfes" .... Next one!
Third is the good one !
So, I have a nice chat with many newbies wanting advices, I'm doing publicity for this forum, Hannibal and Pingfao in particular ^^
A lot of thanks from peoples, very fine beginning !
Only a few kids insists to come and I succeed to refuse without any reports, a priori...
First alert is coming, a rude child does not accept my motivated and friendly refusal and tells me he reported me, Ouch!
Another rude guy tell me that my clan is as bad as my (maxed) th8, I don't reply him, of course...
Don't fall in this enormous trap !
Another one clame that I don't give enough troops, I tell him that I was gone in another clan et ask him to verify this in my profile (58443 donations in "Friend in need")...
What a mistake, this guy takes it badly and began to say that I am like all scornful master leagues....
Nota bene, check guys donations troops before responding to this kind of accusation : the guy had barely 5000 given troops ... Another report ? :P
Result of the evening, one recruitment, but no ban!
As I'm tired, I went to bed!
See ya tomorrow :P
DAY THREE : TUESDAY 17 DECEMBER
I'm back to home earlier, so I decided to recruit a few new members...
A little revenge for a good start (I hate zeus -lightning spell on DE tank- ) and go!
First chat : nonbody here, just two guys talking, next one.
Second chat seems nice to me, just arrived a guy asks for my opinion on his village, I'll take a look as a good samaritan and I see a lot of errors, including centered townhall for a th6 so I ask him what's interest of this, does he want to rush?
New error to start this session, the rude boy just wanted a clean bill and certainly no real advice:
"You know nothing, it is a champion who told me to do like that, I will report u!"
Ouch! NOTE: always say "your village is very good, bravo."
I continue even if it does not start really well!
Some refused after "Really sorry X based application when you have your good archers, it will be happy :)"
I am lucky to find an interested adult, generous, adept low farming, I take him !
A little chat with a master 2 surprised to see a th8 at this level, and some refused without major apparent consequences later, I came across another high evil brat stresses
"Yes, but there are plenty in your clan that draws more than me ".
Obviously he speaks of low farmers, I had barely time to explain that he should look at their levels and troops, that I'm banned !
The final failure no ! This session is not a success, only 45 min to be banned !
I must try another way tomorrow !
