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You are at Townhall 9 at lv 23.
You made a clan and spelled 'no' wrong in the descripition.
You gemmed you th 7 and complains about loot at the forums.
When people brags about their setup, you proudly says: Huh, i raided 150,000 gold.
You just got 3 stared by a guy 40 levels under you.
You got stuck at the tutorial for 3 days.
Hahaha nice. I have a pretty good one.
You know you suck at CoC when you don't understand how AIs work so you think it's broken!
you know you suck at COC when, only your TH gets destroyed and you wonder why you lose trophies since they only destroyed one building and you need to destroy loads of theirs to get some
You know you suck at coc when you use wizards for farming!
you still have wood walls at TH9
you rant in the forums why the wallbreaker's AI is stupid
you think xbow should be nerfed
you're a th9 and you think 100k worth of loot is awesome.
you click on one spot to send troops and all of them got blown to smithereens with a mortar
You know you suck at COC when you use pekkas for trophy dropping
you know you suck at COC when you copy JORGE YOA's layout with th4 and wonder where he got all these extra walls from
This is hilarious!
You know you suck at coc when you uses use ligthning spells on your own troops!
It's even more hilarious when you misread the title like I did!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dbas
How did ya read it?Quote:
Originally Posted by KAHN
I missed the word "at"Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatpat
hahaha I did this with Shady's layout when he was top. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by jasper
♥♥♥♥. your phone ever autocorrected coc yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by KAHN
You know you suck... when you suck.
You know you suck at Clash of Clans when your signature says so :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Somerandomguy64
You know you suck at coc when you missed pay back and threw you idevice in the trash can!
You know you suck in coc when you cluster all your resources at one corner and put defenses in the mid to protect them...
Not knowing that troops can spawn at the borders if there are no obstacles there.
P.S, those bases are hilarious at lower th :P
U know that u suck at COC when u think u have protected your town by having your wall in a big square with alot of droppable areas inside those walls =)
You use the beetle base for cup hunting.
You know you suck in CoC when you have level 4 mortars and no xbows after getting TH9 for 2 months.
You know you suck when you clan leader kicks you out for "sucking too much". Thanks man, really helpful.
You know you suck at CoC when you build your layout in the corner thinking the enemies can't spawn on the borders.
You know you suck at CoC when you trophy hunt. :)
When it takes you 12 tries to destroy a single Goblin base.
It took me 11 tries, does that make it okay? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperSteve[Supercell]
This is off-topic somewhat, and really funny responses everyone, I had some laughs out of these, but your profile picture made me laugh, haha.
Still stuck on Sherbet Towers...After about 30 tries...I'm such a failure...
*goes to corner to cry*
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Originally Posted by SuperSteve[Supercell]
Is this possible?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatpat
When you think you can have an inteligent conversation in global chat
when you join a clan called bonbee 3.5 and think you are a part of bonbee
when you use an obstacle as part of your walls
when you boost spell factory and you don't use spells
when you realize you do everything mentioned in this thread
You know you suck at CoC when you disagree with bsmittyau about something?
Haha sorry... Couldn't help myself considering the low blows earlier on. Thanks ping :P
You know you suck at CoC when you revenge a guy for stealing your loot, fail, then come up with a plan to lightning spell him. And remember you can only revenge once.
You know you suck at clash of clans when it takes you a while to realise that you were actually trying to play Hay Day :p
You know you suck at life in general if you've ever TRIED to play hay day :)Quote:
Originally Posted by aussiebob
How they get people into that game is beyond me lol
he read it like u know u ****** when?
Hahaha, yeah bear that WOULD SUCK!!!!
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Originally Posted by conorbear1
Lol, king... Ur gonna get banned for saying stuff like that.
And btw... Do you know what swag means?
You know you suck CoC when you lose to someone who has their TH, unprotected outside their base (and you were trying to win the battle, not farm them)
you know you suck at coc when you think you can attack me and win.
You know you suck at CoC when you try to attack someone with 15 giants.
(I got attacked by someone with 15 giants and nothing else)
Clearly! =PQuote:
Originally Posted by asilagyi
Sadly, this happens a lot...not by me, lol...
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Originally Posted by Djemerson13
u try to use a healer on dragons :)
.....when you have to create threads like this to bash other players!
Haha good to know.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperSteve[Supercell]
You know you suck at CoC when you give advice on the base design thread and you're level 30.
You know you suck at this game when you create pointless forum threads about people making poor decisions in the game instead of trying to help someone. This is the dumbest thread yet! Great job!!!!
When you use copied layouts. I'm guilty of this lol
lol moderator changed the title so that it doesn't say "CoC" anymore
When your village maidens go clap on some other village's mushrooms.
You know you suck at coc when you troll the forums to find things to complain about, and can't even get THAT right!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Silentchaos
You know you fail at life when you use "suck" and "coc" in the same sentence but don't mention any women :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Fatpat
You will know if
- your attack the base while farming and realise after using all troops exhaust that DE and Gold storage were in open
- You buy elixir for troops training while hunting for cups and keeping resources at zero level
- You used gems to buy barb king and queen lvl 1
- you spend weeks to build lvl10/11 mines and collectors and others rob when u sleep
- You are farming for elixir and your troop cost is more than you collect and wonder why elixir is not increasing
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Originally Posted by takechip
Du Dum PSSSQuote:
Originally Posted by takechip
You know ya suck in coc when your troops start striking at you.
You know you suck (at) COC when..
You have three attack strategies:
Pacifist: Spam healers all around the base
Jihad: Spam WallBreakers all around the base
Genocide: Train 245 archers, plop them all in exactly the same place in range of a high level mortar.
♥♥♥♥♥ at the Jihad attack strategyQuote:
Originally Posted by Alticus
I suck at CoC but completed it in 2 triesQuote:
Originally Posted by supergeek
You know you suck at clash of clans when people say "you suck at clash of clans" AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHQuote:
Originally Posted by Fatpat
I've seen someone giving advice on Global chat... He was level 13 and the advice was "Upgrade your town hall as soon as you canQuote:
Originally Posted by asilagyi
you know you suck, when you dole out 2000.00 dollars for gems, and after all the upgrades, you still get 3 starred 3 times a day.
you know you suck at clash of clans when you Gem your archers to level 6, then attack a 25 exp player with 220 archers, and still loose.
Then you Gem up your barbs to level 6 attack with 220 of them , and still loose.
then you upgrade your dragons to level 3 and attack with 11 + 1 in the clan tower
and still fail to get 1 star from a level 5 TH
.... when your farming and manage to get in the centre of a town where the storages are only to find out that all the loot is in the mines and pumps surrounding the town.
euuuh this really never happened to me. Really it did not
Great thread... ;)
You know you suck when you advise in global chat a player 40 levels above you to rebuild his clan castle.
Lol great advice. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by xXErr4rXx
You know you suck at Clash of Clans when you get a virus from downloading a "legit Clash of Clans hack".
Ya know you suck at coc when you failed at it!
You know you suck at CoC when you donate wallbreakers.
Really? Ur replying to this thread with an "I'm better than you"Quote:
Originally Posted by xXErr4rXx
Not good dude!😳
Is that your reason you suck at coc...
Because you are too cocky?😆
You know you suck at coc when,
You copy the top players setups only to realize too late that it doesn't work for people that don't get free shields.
....u r a town hall 9 with level one walls
You know that u suck at CoC when you use a healing spell on archers close to a high lvl mortar XD
Hahaha awesome thread.
U know u suck at CoC when u use 2 lightning spells to take out a mortar being upgraded...
wall breakers are awesome at defending as they do splash damage to the troopsQuote:
Originally Posted by chajado67
U know u suck at CoC when u use lightning spell on town hall in attemt to get one star
You know you suck at CoC when you release 150 gobs and pre place rage spells, and the wbs running through rage run into a giant bomb and gobs path away from the storages / rage spells. Happened to earlier ♥♥♥♥
you know you suck at coc when you just read out this thread and found out what shyt you did pass without realising it .. ahhah
You know you suck when you owe the game elixir and your pumps actually sucks from your storage and returning it to the Ley Lines.
Ya know you suck at coc when your bushes and trees gets destroyed by emself!
You know you suck at Clash of Clans when you start a thread you know you suck at Clash of Clans.
You know you need to stop going to the forums because every time you do you get raided by a horde of pekkas or dragons. Stupid trophy chasing -.-
while writing this I got attacked with 9 pekkas, 3 rage and a lightning (-26)
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Originally Posted by Toby111
FIXED: No Walls!!!!
you know you suck at CoC when going through this entire thread, and you did everything in it..... HOPING to get to jeorge YAO... 0.o
THEN YOU use 5 Level 5 Lightning spells trying to take out 1 archer towers only to find out they did no damage to anything.
roflma this one was good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alticus
You know you suck at Clash when you have never realised this ^^ Seriously, I didn't......:( Ahahaha all laugh with me :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GorillaMan
Proved you wrong, so ner!~Quote:
Originally Posted by Silentchaos
Only if they don't die before they get there (and if wall breakers are good at anything, its dying. They're probably better at that than breaking walls).Quote:
Originally Posted by GorillaMan
You know you suck at COC when you manage to fully upgrade all the latest updates (eg Barb King and Archer Queen to level 30) within 24 hours of the upgrade. You ain't playing the game, you are buying or hacking your way...
how in the world is that hacking??? no logic here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shad28960
You know you are bad at clash of clans when your troops retire!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatpat
you know u suck at clash of clans when wall breakers break your wallsQuote:
Originally Posted by MissJayne
You know you suck at CoC when you complain about your inadequacies about farming on the forums and then when people contradict you you say that you're a 100x better farmer than them.
You know you suck at CoC when nothing ever grows around your village.
...when you spend 200k for searching a target
...when you've just found a village worth raiding after pressing "next" 11 gillion times. The village has 350K in gold and in your excitement, instead of putting troops down at the top of the village, you press "end battle" by mistake because it's always in the dang way! All that gold instantly disappears....:(
...and you've done this more than once...
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Originally Posted by jasper
LOL I actually laughed out loud with this one!
You know you suck when you accidentally give up leadership by accident more than twice.
how in the world, where you able to find this buried thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by DaBudderMan
you know you suck at clash of clans when you use lightning spells to take out defenses that are under construction...
you know you suck (at) coc when you are a straight female or a non-straight male. LOL
Shoudnt this be moved to Off topic or get deleted?Quote:
Originally Posted by Syaoraen
Well it was buried until you revived it.Quote:
Originally Posted by IHazCandy4You
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Originally Posted by Somerandomguy64
Too funny....tears runningQuote:
Originally Posted by Pingfao
You know you suck at CoC when you use all your gems to boost the mine and elixir collector while you haven't had third builder hut.
You know you suck at CoC when you use the whole week of shield that given at the start.
You know you suck at CoC when you trophy hunt at th6 for months while others have surpass you far away.