You know you suck at Clash of Clans when.........

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Originally Posted by Alticus

You know you suck (at) COC when..

You have three attack strategies:

Pacifist: Spam healers all around the base
Jihad: Spam WallBreakers all around the base
Genocide: Train 245 archers, plop them all in exactly the same place in range of a high level mortar.

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Originally Posted by Daemon

your ignorance and lack of knowledge blows my mind :rolleyes:

but srsly , i find that funny....in a blasting way....

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Seriously funny post Alticus! Love it :cool:.

I fail to see his ignorance Daemon. He obviously has a firm grasp on game mechanics and used them to relay some very comedic battle strategies.

You know you suck at CoC when you heal tier 1 troops getting attacked by clan castle wizards hoping to salvage a blown raid by using them to destroy a defended exposed TH.

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Originally Posted by KamikazePekka

Did you seriously just bump this thread that was made in February just to correct someone's minor grammar mistake (who by the way is already banned and will never see your post)!?!?! This is what society has come to...

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My thoughts exactly......

You know you suck at clash of clans when you make a clan then give leader to someone else on accident

You know when someone suscks is when the lab is the most proyected building...

You know you suck at clash of clans when you don't know how to chat with your clan mates, and are wondering ( Supercell must be racist cuz they let other chat but not mé )

You know you suck in CoC...

...when your 32 mass-spammed hog-riders die in 4 seconds cause you spammed em in front of a giant-bomb...
...when you've a full maxed TH 10 base and a gold-grab below a million....
...when your fluffybunny-tool stopped working and you complain about it in the forums...
...when your cc-troops starting to help the enemy...
...when you trying to attack disco-balls without knowing how to dance...



You know you suck in real-life...

...when you're trying to switch a candle at a valentines-date to multi-target mode...
...when CoC is giving you a personal break at least once every day....
...when you live in the country and trying hard to boost the pig-stable of your neighbor with your mothers jewels...
...when you're trying to raid your local water-tower...
...when you're watching the lords of the rings trilogy and wondering why they're not trying GoWiWi to wipe out Minas Tirith...

You know you suck at Clash of Clans when you start using fluffy bunny software to stay online 24/7

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Originally Posted by Quantor

You know you suck in CoC...

...when your 32 mass-spammed hog-riders die in 4 seconds cause you spammed em in front of a giant-bomb...
...when you've a full maxed TH 10 base and a gold-grab below a million....
...when your fluffybunny-tool stopped working and you complain about it in the forums...
...when your cc-troops starting to help the enemy...
...when you trying to attack disco-balls without knowing how to dance...



You know you suck in real-life...

...when you're trying to switch a candle at a valentines-date to multi-target mode...
...when CoC is giving you a personal break at least once every day....
...when you live in the country and trying hard to boost the pig-stable of your neighbor with your mothers jewels...
...when you're trying to raid your local water-tower...
...when you're watching the lords of the rings trilogy and wondering why they're not trying GoWiWi to wipe out Minas Tirith...

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Haha luv it

You know you suck at Clash Of Clans when you gem your town hall to level 10 from the start.

you know you suck at CoC when you break your 11 hr shield to farm...

totally not guilty of that...