Recruiting people for my clan Teen Swag

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Originally Posted by sjyangiscool

Any1 wants to join my new clan Teen Swag. you will be clan elder. We will rise to the top

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OK, you lot are once again, just being meanies... let's analyze this...

1. SJYang is not only posting for the first time, he is telling us that he is cool (SJYangIsCool)

2. So since he is so cool, he can type "anyone" as "Any1"

3. Perhaps, he is so uber cool, he can further bypass the Clan folder, and post here in the Main folder, disregarding forum etiquette

4. Teen Swag... if you are an old fart, 18+, go away... no comment on the Swag part

5. We all know clan elders need to be given to strangers. Please refer to the clans blown up by unknown elders kicking everyone out.

6. They will rise to the top troph count within a week. Stop with the skepticism. Believe, and you can do it.

Illustris the Dahimi-Twin :)

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Originally Posted by Illustris

OK, you lot are once again, just being meanies... let's analyze this...

1. SJYang is not only posting for the first time, he is telling us that he is cool (SJYangIsCool)

2. So since he is so cool, he can type "anyone" as "Any1"

3. Perhaps, he is so uber cool, he can further bypass the Clan folder, and post here in the Main folder, disregarding forum etiquette

4. Teen Swag... if you are an old fart, 18+, go away... no comment on the Swag part

5. We all know clan elders need to be given to strangers. Please refer to the clans blown up by unknown elders kicking everyone out.

6. They will rise to the top troph count within a week. Stop with the skepticism. Believe, and you can do it.

Illustris the Dahimi-Twin :)

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All right except for five.

They promote everyone so NO-ONE can be kicked. Cuz they're just that smart. Aren't they so genius?
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/5500396.jpg

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Originally Posted by Illustris

OK, you lot are once again, just being meanies... let's analyze this...

1. SJYang is not only posting for the first time, he is telling us that he is cool (SJYangIsCool)

2. So since he is so cool, he can type "anyone" as "Any1"

3. Perhaps, he is so uber cool, he can further bypass the Clan folder, and post here in the Main folder, disregarding forum etiquette

4. Teen Swag... if you are an old fart, 18+, go away... no comment on the Swag part

5. We all know clan elders need to be given to strangers. Please refer to the clans blown up by unknown elders kicking everyone out.

6. They will rise to the top troph count within a week. Stop with the skepticism. Believe, and you can do it.

Illustris the Dahimi-Twin :)

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Oh so inspiring...

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Originally Posted by Illustris

Illustris the Dahimi-Twin :)

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That title was NOT earned:

1. It was too light hearted and had no direct or even indirect insults in it.
2. You did not give the feeling that you were having the worst day of your life.
3. Hopelessness and despair weren't the only two emotions that I felt while reading.(I felt joy and humour)
4. Sarcasm is not used as a regular tool by you know who.

Please work on these things before giving yourself this title!
Try reading more of the masters posts😞they are delightful!

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Originally Posted by Illustris

OK, you lot are once again, just being meanies... let's analyze this...

1. SJYang is not only posting for the first time, he is telling us that he is cool (SJYangIsCool)

2. So since he is so cool, he can type "anyone" as "Any1"

3. Perhaps, he is so uber cool, he can further bypass the Clan folder, and post here in the Main folder, disregarding forum etiquette

4. Teen Swag... if you are an old fart, 18+, go away... no comment on the Swag part

5. We all know clan elders need to be given to strangers. Please refer to the clans blown up by unknown elders kicking everyone out.

6. They will rise to the top troph count within a week. Stop with the skepticism. Believe, and you can do it.

Illustris the Dahimi-Twin :)

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*swoon* This little Potato is such an Illustris fan girl...

Anyone still interested in joining Teen Swag. you will be elder.

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Originally Posted by sjyangiscool

Any1 wants to join my new clan Teen Swag. you will be clan elder. We will rise to the top

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Anyone still interested in joining Teen Swag. you will be Clan Elder.

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Originally Posted by sjyangiscool

Anyone still interested in joining Teen Swag. you will be Clan Elder.

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It has been 7 minutes since your last post. Where did you go? Let me help.

Anyone still interested in joining Teen Swag? You will be Clan Elder.

Post-this-in-the-clan-talk-subforum-do-you-need-a-link? D:

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Originally Posted by sjyangiscool

Anyone still interested in joining Teen Swag. you will be Clan Elder.

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I'll join on two condition: you must make me elder. You must demote all your elders to normal members.