Demon Warthogs, the CWL clan for the little guy

CWL spin tonight at 8pm EST. Get in now if you’re getting in.

Demon Warthogs (#82YLJ8QC) is the place to be if you're looking to participate in the new Clan War League in a fun, positive, Level 11 clan where teamwork and courtesy are top priorities.

Last CWL after a hard fought battle we placed second in Crystal II, moving us up to Crystal I for this season. We are expecting a more competitive field this time, and are looking for well-developed TH10s and higher, who can commit to all seven attacks, and have strong defensive bases.

We welcome players of all skills and levels, but only the 15 strongest will be in the active lineup for CWL. Everyone else will be placed on the extended roster to collect the passive medals.

We've been around a long time, and many of our players have been playing since before the "town hall outside" era. As a level 11 clan we enjoy full perks. We have active co-leaders who donate premium, high-level troops and provide friendly advice on improving your game. We do not have donation requirements, although players who donate troops are much more likely to be promoted.

We max clan games every time.

We operate a discord server for those who want an added level of communication, but discord is not required to join, or to war.

Rudeness or hostility toward others is strongly discouraged. Gaming should be a welcome distraction from the stresses of day to day life, not an unpleasant experience.

Bring your mini! Bring your friends! Leave your baggage behind!

Put "Forums from Vikings" in your join request if we are set to invite only for war.

Of course, we also do regular wars when Clan War League isn't active. Our war record isn't all that impressive, but we do have a long history of trying our best and having a great time. Win or lose, we put teamwork and respect first.

The sunlight on the garden
Hardens and grows cold
We cannot cage the minute
Within its nets of gold
When all is told
We cannot beg for pardon

Our freedom as free lances
Advances towards its end
The earth compels; upon it
Sonnets and birds descend
And soon, my friend
We shall have no time for dances.

The sky was good for flying
Defying the church bells
And every evil iron
Siren and what it tells:
The earth compels,
We are dying, Egypt, dying

And not expecting pardon,
Hardened in heart anew,
But glad to have sat under
Thunder and rain with you,
And grateful too
For sunlight on the garden.

-Louis MacNiece

One of my wishes is that those dark trees,
So old and firm they scarcely show the breeze,
Were not, as 'twere, the merest mask of gloom,
But stretched away unto the edge of doom.

I should not be withheld but that some day
Into their vastness I should steal away,
Fearless of ever finding open land,
Or highway where the slow wheel pours the sand.

I do not see why I should e'er turn back,
Or those should not set forth upon my track
To overtake me, who should miss me here
And long to know if still I held them dear.

They would not find me changed from him they knew—
Only more sure of all I thought was true.

-Robert Frost

Gravel

I heard the sound of your bike as your wheels hit the gravel,
Then your engine in the driveway cutting off.
I pushed through the screen door, and stood out on the porch,
Thinking "Fight, fight, fight at all costs!"
But instead I let you in just like I've always done,
Sat you down and offered you a beer.
Then across the kitchen table I fired several rounds,
But you were still sitting there when the smoke cleared.

You came crawling back to say
You want to make good in the end.
Oh, let me count the ways I abhor you
You were never a good lay
and you were never a good friend.
Oh, oh what can I say? I adore you.

All I need is my leather, one t-shirt and two socks
I'll keep my hands warm in your pockets
and you can use the engine blocks.
We'll ride out to California with my arms around your chest,
and I'll pretend that this is real,
'cause this is what I like best.

You've been juggling two women
Like a stupid circus clown, and telling us both we are the one.
Well maybe you can keep me from every being happy,
But you're not going to stop me from having fun.

So let's go before I change my mind.
Leave the luggage of all your lies behind,
cause I am bigger than everything that came before.
You were never very kind.
You let me way down, every time.
Oh what can I say? I adore you.

I heard the sound of your bike
as your wheels hit the gravel,
then your engine in the driveway cutting off.

-Ani DiFranco

There's something subversive about you and me,
cause there's a market value on love,
and we're getting something for free.
I don't know why but when we're apart,
something makes me want to start
setting fires and kicking down doors.
I hope we never have to resort
to dividing what is mine and what is yours.

There’s something coercive about the way some people smile.
Wide open as if to say “Come on in and browse a while.”
Sometimes when your resistance is low,
Remember that I know
Who’s your favourite Pogue.