Here it is!! The noob base 5000 (like the name? Thought it was kinda funny lol)
http://i.imgur.com/9ZfJiHt.jpg
Here is a close up of (hopefully) where people will be lured to attack
http://i.imgur.com/3a0vqA4.jpg
So. I kinda looked at what makes people attack a specific side (or at least me. And im not THAT special lol)
1) resources (if farming)
2) easy TH access( if cupping)
3)lack of splash.
So I incorporated this into my base. The bottom has very little splash (none, in fact) and minimal defenses. All the resources r biased towards the bottom, and it is a relatively short and simple route to the core. Or so they thought. Giants u can prob tell will b led down into the tesla/GB zone and killed. Gobs should be funneled off to the left, the complete opposite direction of the giants. However if they DO manage to get to the core, there is a WT, a mortar and lvl4 bombs waiting for them (which FYI one shot lvl5 gobs. Not sure about lvl6)
Healer giant will fail miserably. They will deploy for the not-too-vulnerable-looking-for-a-trap air defense, the healers will promptly be spiked to death by the air mines, and even if they survive the funnel will lead them into the range of another AD. So yeah. Comments, constructive criticism, praise etc. welcomed. Thankyou for reading:)
EDIT: also I purposely made the BK and CC lurable from the bottom, to make it more likely they attack from there. Now I'm done:)