Letter to Greg

Dear Greg,

Hope you and the family are well.

Will you stop with the hand on hip impatience? I've been out for nearly 2 hours and quite frankly it's not my fault that you've been stood there like a lemon, waiting for 12 eggs. Why didn't you try the doorbell you weirdo? No you can't have 12 eggs, because I need them. Go to a shop like normal people.

And you can take that Victorian woman with you as well - she's got a stupid hat and it unsettles the sheep.

Love and hugs,

Velcro

That'll tell him!

Thanks for the giggle!

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Originally Posted by Velcro

Dear Greg,

Hope you and the family are well.

Will you stop with the hand on hip impatience? I've been out for nearly 2 hours and quite frankly it's not my fault that you've been stood there like a lemon, waiting for 12 eggs. Why didn't you try the doorbell you weirdo? No you can't have 12 eggs, because I need them. Go to a shop like normal people.

And you can take that Victorian woman with you as well - she's got a stupid hat and it unsettles the sheep.

Love and hugs,

Velcro

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Hehe this made me laugh :) brilliant!!

Hahaha, that was a great one :cool:

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Originally Posted by Velcro

Dear Greg,

Hope you and the family are well.

Will you stop with the hand on hip impatience? I've been out for nearly 2 hours and quite frankly it's not my fault that you've been stood there like a lemon, waiting for 12 eggs. Why didn't you try the doorbell you weirdo? No you can't have 12 eggs, because I need them. Go to a shop like normal people.

And you can take that Victorian woman with you as well - she's got a stupid hat and it unsettles the sheep.

Love and hugs,

Velcro

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Soooo - you're not going to hold him hostage forever waiting for those eggs?

Greg should count himself lucky you only delayed him 2 hours. The Pretty Girl and Little Girl have been waiting on us to sell them soybeans since the end of the last Visitor event - about 4-6 weeks ago now, right?

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Originally Posted by PerkyCox

Soooo - you're not going to hold him hostage forever waiting for those eggs?

Greg should count himself lucky you only delayed him 2 hours. The Pretty Girl and Little Girl have been waiting on us to sell them soybeans since the end of the last Visitor event - about 4-6 weeks ago now, right?

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<giggle> thanks for my morning laugh, Velcro! I used to keep Greg hostage at my farm, but then noticed the mystery boxes weren't as frequent... :eek: So I swapped him for Mary Poppins and Moustache Man. They've been hanging around my front porch since the last visitor event too! :D They make a cute couple, both so insistent they get items from me! Luckily my cherry trees block their annoying requests. They can do what they like in those trees, they ain't gettin' any axes from me! :)

Dear Greg,

Seems like you desperately need those 12 eggs. Although I also need those precious eggs, I would like help you out. Please come to my farm and as informed, do not forget to use the doorbel. By the way any chance, you can loan me some bolts in return? It appears you have a good connection with SC. So thought I might try to ask. In case you forget the way to my farm, please ask Tom, but be carefull, there is a chance that the boy will charge you for some diamonds!

Sincerely,

Your humberable neighbour

PS: Maybe you can check out the Smiley/Pay It Forward thread the next times you are in need of anything.

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Originally Posted by PerkyCox

The Pretty Girl and Little Girl have been waiting on us to sell them soybeans since the end of the last Visitor event - about 4-6 weeks ago now, right?

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I'm beginning to wonder about that little girl and her requests. She's asking you for soybeans and asking me for 10 axes. What on earth is she doing with beans and axes? Something is just not right, I say. Not right at all.

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Originally Posted by bobbyrae2

I'm beginning to wonder about that little girl and her requests. She's asking you for soybeans and asking me for 10 axes. What on earth is she doing with beans and axes? Something is just not right, I say. Not right at all.

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It's not her I worry about it's her mother who sends her out for them.

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Originally Posted by Velcro

Dear Greg,

Hope you and the family are well.

Will you stop with the hand on hip impatience? I've been out for nearly 2 hours and quite frankly it's not my fault that you've been stood there like a lemon, waiting for 12 eggs. Why didn't you try the doorbell you weirdo? No you can't have 12 eggs, because I need them. Go to a shop like normal people.

And you can take that Victorian woman with you as well - she's got a stupid hat and it unsettles the sheep.

Love and hugs,

Velcro

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LOL! OMG. I am not the only one who is tired of Greg's impatience then? I will come into my farm and there Greg is, waiting super-impatiently like I have ruined his entire cartoon day. Also a letter might need to be written to this "Mike" because of his annoying hand gestures. Dude, I SEE you. No need to keep raising your pointer finger!

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I go back into my game after writing this and there Mike is waiting for me with his finger lol.