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Marinated Pork, looking for active individuals with elite war skills.
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1. Do you like winning wars?
(If the answer is "no", thank you for your time and have a nice day. Also... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? *clears throat* I apologize for my outburst. I've calmed myself and am ready to get back to the task at hand. If the answer "yes," please let your eyes shift downward to Question #2.)
2. Do you have a sense a humor?
(If this answer is "no," I repeat... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? If the answer is a resounding "yes,"Come check out marinated pork.
As you can see above we're a level 8 clan, currently with a 15 war win streak.
Now...
If that hasn't dazzled you enough and made you wonder where we've been all your life, here are some more deets you may be interested in...
- We're mostly based in the U.S. time zones, but have a few internationals, as well. Full disclosure... It does tend to get a smidgen quiet during 'Murican sleepy hours. We're hoping to grab a few more intercontinentals to make our clan poppin' 24/7.
- We war back to back, but understand the need for upgrading heroes, etc and obviously real life stuff, so opting out is obviously A-Okay. HOWEVER!!! Every month, we have an ALL IN WAR! (Just crushed the life outta our last 50v50!) We ask that our Shakers be prepared for this and be ready to go hard, yo!
- From all of this, you may have guessed that, yes, we are a fairly organized clan when it comes to war. We ain't no CWL or anything, but we value communication and organization a lot.
Alright, alright. Lemme wrap this up and tell you what we need from you!
- Currently, we're shopping around for Th8s and Th9s and Th10s and we absolutely ADORE .5 bases. Even with the recent updates, we still feel that we benefit from them in wars. The more engineered accounts do seem to cause more issues than they're worth, though.
- Be willing to take constructive criticism and advice from fellow Shakers. We truly have some kick a$$ members and I can't tell you how much I've learned from them!
- Above all else, HAVE FRIGGIN FUN!!!!
Here's a little taste of our war log since we came outta retirement!
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If you're interested and wanna stop by for a visit, just lemme know! We often have the clan closed, but a quick little Private Message to me on here will get that door opened wide for ya! Just mention my name (Harfmann) and how amazingly awesome I am when you request to join! :cool:
Happy looting, y'all! :heart: