Fully Erect is recruiting 'members' for a position on our 'staff'
Hi,
Are you lonely? Longing for someone to connect to? Wanna chat now?
Well, this ain't POF chief so take your Bacardi and Limon drinking a@# elsewhere...
Now are you looking for a good time? A clan where hanging out in the chat is better then the game itself? Do you like to have actual fun and not be berated by clan leaders who just want you to push so they can get better members and replace you while you're sleeping? Do people consider you different and tend to back away slowly when you tell a joke?
Well knock knock Neo, your new clan is at the door...
Fully Erect is a developmental farming clan looking for new members to have fun, break balls, get to the next level and have a good time! We donate like crazy, help newer members get to where they want to be and general don't give a f@*# what anyone thinks!
What we can offer you is a good time, tons of support and promise once a day to make you blush!
Requirements are simple
- Have level 4 troops (be close to level 5 archers)
- 18 or older (younger members in the past have been found to crawl into a fetal position and never mentally progress past their age)
- Are active and will contribute to the chaos that is our chat room
- 800 donations for elder or instant status for Crystal and above
- Enter promo code "Chris" and get two tickets to the donkey show this Saturday night!
Our founders, Panosophy, Kid, AKA, Chriski55 and myself formed this clan after playing with the "big boys" who just sit and biotch about levels and trophies.
Don't believe me, read some testimonials from our non-paid and totally satisfied customers:
I laughed, I cried and I started wetting my bed, but at least they gave dragons - Rubbersheets42, NY, New York
I'm only here because of my husband - Ashlyn, Bumbf*@k, Louisana
Pano offered me a dragon and all of a sudden he was 'drag'in me across the floor - Johndoe7, Parts unknown
I used to cut myself to feel anything, now I just hang in the clan chat - Pease, Chicago or Texas or something
These as@(*(*s, PO*, motherf*()rs told me if I bought gems on my moms Itunes account, she would never know - BabyBlue, Rockland Military Academy
So the question is simple, are you some limp a@s Feeder clan material or are you Fully Erect?
