Crush Em Roast Em

Crush Em Roast Em is not an actual clan (I checked). It is a montage of some of the opponents we've faced in recent wars. Every attack described below really did happen against us. If you know of actual YouTube videos showcasing double (and triple) dip attacks, could you please link them below since I'd enjoy seeing them. Thanks!

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Welcome to another war recap with Crush Em Roast Em. It was closer than we expected, but Roaster came up huge with two clutch attacks and we had a perfect war! Let's jump right into the action.

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This was the attack that won it for us. As you can see their #1 is a tough base; fully maxed out TH9 with the clan castle in the center; we just couldn't find a way to lure it with one hog. I think we had a mass miner fail and a level 5 mass dragon that came super close. What Roaster did was bring all level 6 dragons and five max lightning spells plus one in the CC. He drops two lightning each on three air defenses, sends the dragons to the fourth air defense, and uses the eternal tome to get them past the clan castle troops. There's a scary moment when the sweeper blows the warden into an air mine but all in all he just roasted that base. Triple zap dragons are so strong against TH9's right now; I can't figure out why the other YouTubers don't show it more often.

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This next attack shows that ground can be effective against TH9's as well. Here Roaster brings two max golems, four max pekkas, some valks, and a ton of wizards against their #2 base. He got a bit unlucky with the wall breaker fail, but a well-timed rage spell gets everyone inside and the eternal tome helps most of the troops go straight through the base and out the other side. Congrats Roaster on your six-pack!

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We'll finish with Crusher taking out #15, a TH6. I don't normally show TH6 3-stars, but this one was special. Crusher uses quad quake to open a path to the core. I prefer jump spells, but quake worked out fine. Then he comes in with two golems, wizards, witches, CC bowlers, and both heroes. Look how quickly he takes out the CC troops and gets through the core! He still has 20 hogs for the back end to crush those last few hard-to-reach defenses. There's so much cleanup, I think the whole attack was done in under a minute. If your clan has trouble taking out TH6's, you should give old-school HoGoWiWi a try. It still works great!

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That's all for this episode. Until next time, good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

Classic! I hope I never face those guys and their mad attack skills!

3 stars is 3 stars.

Is this a joke that im not in on? It must be.

The joke was on us. They had 1 TH11 3 TH10s 6 TH9s at the top. We had 8 TH9s (no 10s or 11s). I thought it would be fun to showcase some of their double-dip 3-stars that took out our bases.

We just did another war search. We have 1 TH10 5 TH9s 1 TH8 3 TH7s (all defenses built). They have 1 TH11 (warden5, loon7, inferno3, no EA), three TH10s (two have bowler2, valk5, 5th spell, inferno3, third has 5th spell only), 2 TH9s, 3 TH8s, and one TH3. The only question is whether they'll do enough double-dip 3-star attacks to fill another episode of Crush Em Roast Em.

(Yes we actually faced an opponent with a 6-win streak that went 0-for-4 10v9 and 0-1 10v8 despite having bowler2, valk5, and spell factory 5.)

Welcome to another war recap with Crush Em Roast Em. As you can see we couldn't quite pull this one out. We got a bad matchup since they actually had a TH10. We only have one TH11 and three TH10s, one of which doesn't even have infernos or max bowlers yet. Sometimes it's hard to win against those odds. We just have to hope that our next match is better so we can start a new win streak.

Our TH10s went 0-for-5 against their 9s or 8s, so I don't have anything to show there. Instead let me start with Roaster vs. #2. Against this max TH9 he uses quad quake to open up the interior, drops a couple of golems and some wizards to create the funnel, and then sends in 5 bowlers and 18 max valks. Well placed rages and heals get the troops through the middle of the base, and the eternal tome keeps everyone alive as they go through the last section. Very nice fresh-hit triple!

I'll only show one more attack today, this one from DoubleCannon. Now this was a tough base. The first attack nearly got it with a GoWiVa, but then we sent in a TH10 with giants and wizards and things just didn't work out. DoubleCannon approached this nearly max TH8 with lalo. A surprise tesla messes up the lure and forces him to use six loons and a rage, but he finally does draw the CC troops out. Then an archer pulls the troops over to the corner where the queen uses her ability to take them out. Now DoubleCannon still has two hounds, 22 more loons, 3 rages, plus a ton of archers for cleanup. If you ever have trouble with 9v8 or 10v8 you should try this attack out and see if it works for you.

That's all for now. Hopefully we get a more favorable matchup in our next war. Until next time, good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

Oh, I think I get it now. Your mocking opponents smashing your low TH bases with high TH troops. I actually had a bit of a chuckle going on.

Don't get me wrong: we've faced some opponents who had both brilliantly engineered war lineups and brilliant attacks. But we've also faced plenty who bludgeon our TH9s with spam max dragons or bowlers backed by a warden.

This is hilarious, thanks for the laugh!

Thanks Tomville! We did a search tonight and matched a mostly non-engineered clan! The war favors us: I prefer our bigger heroes to their extra TH9. I'm sure we'll run into more engineers in the future though, and any new and exciting double-dip attacks will be featured in Crush Em Roast Em. Stay tuned....

Just breaking into the broadcast with some fast and furious game action from SomePrettyOrdinaryClan vs EngineerABit. Thrilling attack from the SomeClan's mid th9 in 14th on the roster, hitting EngineerABit's number 13.

He's in starting with 3 tanking giants, and that butter wall on the th11 is giving him a little hold up, but with the help of the king he's through. Out pops the cc and the queen is on it, dealing damage like a berserk woman, and down that dragon and minions go in the poison cloud. Now, oh dear, a giant bomb has taken out all three giants, but the king is through it and onto the teslas with the queen in support, pop the royal abilities and the teslas are down. Now for that tricky single level 1 cannon... can he or can't he? In with the reserve 150 goblins, and its game over! Another scintillating 3 star hit on a 1 cannon th11! GGWP! He's got to be pumped with that!

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Originally Posted by SirRobinDD

Don't get me wrong: we've faced some opponents who had both brilliantly engineered war lineups and brilliant attacks. But we've also faced plenty who bludgeon our TH9s with spam max dragons or bowlers backed by a warden.

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Very nice post, and different, good laugh, but my suggestion is, get some of TH9 to TH10 at least, at current war TH9 and below is liability, difficult to defend 3*

Tomville: Awesome attack description! You gave a lot of excitement to that 9v1(1) hit. The teslas and giant bomb were rather sneaky, so it's a good thing that #14 had those goblins in reserve. Please break into the broadcast anytime you want to. I'm looking forward to hearing what happens next.

Samratulangi: Thanks for the advice. The majority of our TH9s are casual/semi-serious players who have decided not to do the dark elixir grind required to level up heroes at TH10. I think one or two might give TH10 a try in the future, so we'll see if that helps our war matches.

(The following is a parody: I actually think Dark Looters and War & Glory are awesome!)

Welcome back to another episode of Crush Em Roast Em. We don't have a war this weekend, so I thought I'd bring up two things that have been bothering me lately.

First, I watched part of the so-called "Champions War League" finals between Dark Looters and War & Glory. Why does everyone keep saying that these are two of the best war clans in the world? What is the Dark Looters win streak right now? Zero! What is the War & Glory win streak right now? Zero! I bet neither of those clans has ever won two hundred wars in a row. I want the clan news to feature videos of the *real* best clans in the world so that we can see how the *true* pros do double-dip and triple-dip attacks.

Second, there's always a handful of viewers who think these attacks are easy. Maybe it's my fault for only showing our successes, but the truth is that when the pressure is on to win the war then double-dips are really hard. To put things in perspective, I'll show a couple of our fails.

The first attack is by Crusher against a max TH7. He starts the queen walk with four healers, but a tesla pops near the cannon and archer tower and he uses the ability early. Then he starts the GoWiPe part of the attack, and here's where he gets unlucky. For some reason the CC dragon targets the wizards first and they all go down. The dragon goes after the healers next. Since the dragon is on the opposite side of the healers from the queen, she doesn't notice it. Unfortunately the queen locks on the dark elixir storage just as the dragon targets her, and since the ability is gone there's nothing Crusher can do but watch as the dragon roasts her. Now the king and pekkas race to the town hall, but the dragon gets there first. 93% 1-star.

The second attack is by MegaMine. Against this mid TH9 he brings 40 level-2 bowlers plus bowlers in the CC and he drops them all in one spot. Usually some bowlers go left and some go right to create a funnel. This time all the bowlers go left and right and wander around the base. At least the queen goes in and gets the town hall for a 47% 1-star, but it wasn't the triple that MegaMine wanted.

I hope this convinces you that dip attacks are really hard and that we earn our war victories. Until next time, good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

Keep em coming Robin... love this series. Especially the bit where you wondered why there aren't more youtubers extolling the triple zap drag on th9!

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Thanks posthoc! I'm actually looking forward to facing engineers these days. I need more double dips to write about!

We did a war search tonight and got the following:

Us: 1 TH10, 6 TH9, 1 TH8, 7 TH5-7. Making the lower bases sit out hasn't helped us avoid engineers, so we put all our active players in the lineup.

Them: 1 TH11 (near max, 36/45/20), 1 TH10 (max, 27/39), 1 TH9.5 (bowler2), 2 TH9, 3 TH8.5, 2 TH8, 5 TH3 (defenseless).

If they're skilled attackers, then well done to them for outplaying the matchmaker. I'm hoping they're not, partly for the slim chance to win, but mostly for the chance to feature their raids in Crush Em Roast Em.

Tales from the Storm:

Crusher #15 Attempts to roast #5.

Mr crusher opens up with a poorly placed quake spell aiming for two AD's. He forgot to count tiles and only gets 1. Next come the double zaps, he takes out one AD and leaves a second with a sliver of health. Now that the base has almost been crippled, it's time for the real show! 10 lvl 6 dragons dropped with skill, with the warden chasing close behind! Boom out comes the cc hound! Next the max loons are released. Dragons are neck and neck racing for that inferno tower. A quick reaction and wardens ability goes giving dragons immunity....could go either way at this point. Dragons start to get distracted, so he deploys flanking dragon tamers (heroes) to push those firey beasts back on course. Dragons are starting to drop like flies under remaining lvl 1 inferno beams and xbow fire. Just when he thought things couldn't get worse mr crusher sees a tesla farm pop up. End of raid. 1 star. maybe next time mr crusher! Keep working on that high skill lvl attack.

And now the latest from FamilyClan vs Rosters'R'Us.

The young rookie FamilyClan nephew was keen for war, ready to take on any enemy th7 thrown at him with his new mighty dragons. Then they saw spin result... your job is attacking two of those four TH3 instead, your 9 year old th6 sister takes the others, while we get beaten up by the other 6 bases that are too big for us. The plucky 8 year old laces his boots and trains an army of dragons while at school, then does his 10 minutes spelling homework, has his orange juice and is ready for war. In and... no spells cooked... nevermind, he doesn't need those! Wonky little kid placement but that's ok too, the dragons will find the defences eventually. In fact he doesn't need half these dragons! So in back to back and use the other half on the other one! Bang, 6 pack, war hero! Shame FamilyClan lost so badly...

SuperStorm: Nice defense by #5! My guess is they had a lot more TH11s at the bottom of the roster, and got #5 eventually.

Tomville: Our TH7s just had the "pleasure" of taking out five defenseless TH3s and a defenseless TH8. Next we had to send in our sole TH8 to clear two (mostly) defenseless TH9s. The attacker expressed his contempt of the bases by using surgical funneling to send every last dragon into the core simultaneously. Not even the four black SAMs and four max teslas could slow the raid.

Unfortunately they have a (near) max TH11 (36/45/20) and a max TH10 (27/39) at the top, plus an engineered TH10 with bowler2 for good measure. We have one TH10 period. We will get as many stars as we can, but unless they have some remarkably terrible attackers this one was over before it started.

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Originally Posted by SirRobinDD

SuperStorm: Nice defense by #5! My guess is they had a lot more TH11s at the bottom of the roster, and got #5 eventually.

Tomville: Our TH7s just had the "pleasure" of taking out five defenseless TH3s and a defenseless TH8. Next we had to send in our sole TH8 to clear two (mostly) defenseless TH9s. The attacker expressed his contempt of the bases by using surgical funneling to send every last dragon into the core simultaneously. Not even the four black SAMs and four max teslas could slow the raid.

Unfortunately they have a (near) max TH11 (36/45/20) and a max TH10 (27/39) at the top, plus an engineered TH10 with bowler2 for good measure. We have one TH10 period. We will get as many stars as we can, but unless they have some remarkably terrible attackers this one was over before it started.

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Yep, we have to laugh about it as it's too tragic otherwise, all these needlessly unfun war experiences of either needing to attack junk bases or having the tar whaled out of you by max troops deployed badly on dips by people who mysteriously somehow forgot to build defences. There's nothing better to me than a war where everyone has one near their own size to take on head to head. I'm fine on dipping as a strategy, and being our smallest th10 in the lineup I fully expect an 11 along to flatten me unless the enemy gets it badly wrong - I just like that to be after at least one enemy th10 had a go!

great post I enjoy the recaps

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Originally Posted by SirRobinDD

SuperStorm: Nice defense by #5! My guess is they had a lot more TH11s at the bottom of the roster, and got #5 eventually.

Tomville: Our TH7s just had the "pleasure" of taking out five defenseless TH3s and a defenseless TH8. Next we had to send in our sole TH8 to clear two (mostly) defenseless TH9s. The attacker expressed his contempt of the bases by using surgical funneling to send every last dragon into the core simultaneously. Not even the four black SAMs and four max teslas could slow the raid.

Unfortunately they have a (near) max TH11 (36/45/20) and a max TH10 (27/39) at the top, plus an engineered TH10 with bowler2 for good measure. We have one TH10 period. We will get as many stars as we can, but unless they have some remarkably terrible attackers this one was over before it started.

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Actually it didn't. They left 3 th10 attacks on the board as well as 2 more max th11 attacks (would of featured dragons again). We put up enough stars that I think they decided to give up. I had an extremely good war with two th10 triples (with th10 troops). We won 57-52 with 98.5% destruction.

They had 5 th11's with max troops, 8 defenseless bases and some 9's and 10's on a 20 vs 20. Was a weird war. They didn't fill cc's and left those attacks mentioned earlier on the board.

Sheedy17: Glad you like the war recaps.

SuperStorm103: Congratulations on winning an unwinnable war! Also great job with those TH10 triples! Unfortunately we weren't so lucky since our opponents actually used their attacks. They knew enough to train bowlers and funnel them into the core, and that's all they needed to win.

Welcome back to another war recap with Crush Em Roast Em. This was a fun war. We won easily without needing anyone to 3-star a base at the same TH level. That's right, every single 3-star was a dip and I can't wait to show them to you.

If you've ever wondered how to 3-star with low-level heroes, you have to watch this attack by PushTrap. PushTrap just recently upgraded to TH9, so his queen is only level 1. He brings 215 archers, 3 rages, and a poison. First he uses archers and poison to lure and destroy the CC troops. Then he drops the king in front, then the queen, and then surrounds the base with the rest of his archers. The key to this raid is that the queen doesn't have her ability yet, so you have to keep the king and archers in front of her. PushTrap times the king's ability well and collects a well-earned fresh-hit 3-star against this TH5. This was our first attack of the war, and it really set the tone for us. He then completed the 6-pack against a more ambitious target by 3-starring a TH6. Well done!

Next we have some TH9 vs. TH7 action by Crusher. He uses all dragons and rage. Some players prefer double zapquake, but sometimes rage works better against those tough level-4 air defenses. Crusher uses a couple of dragons on either side to create the funnel. He steers the rest of the dragons into the core and it's over! Crusher also tripled the other TH7 he faced, so congrats on a perfect war!

Finally we have Roaster taking on their #2 base, a max TH9. Roaster couldn't get the job done on their TH10, so he was really motivated on this one. He drops max bowlers at two corners to create the funnel and backs them with healers. Then he uses perfectly placed jump spells to get the rest of the bowlers into the core. The level 20 warden does a great job of keeping everyone alive, and look how much value he gets from that level 45 queen! Completely crushed that base!

We totally dominated this war: six single-dip 3-stars, 5 double-dip 3-stars, one triple-dip, and one quadruple-dip. Awesome job everyone! Until next time, good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

I wonder how many new clans are about to be formed that are named Crush Em Roast Em.

SirRobin, any chance of a utube channel in your future? I think the clash community could really benefit from being able to see these 6 pack wars. Surely a TH10 hitting a TH7 with drags must be base dependent,this is info we all need to take part in the crushin n roastin:smirk:

Clark11308: Unfortunately I lack the computer skills, on-camera personality, and time to become a YouTuber. If you or anyone else would like to make a Crush Em Roast Em series featuring the most spectacular triple-dip war attacks, please feel free to. If you do, could you please post a link on this thread? I would love to watch your video.

(I'm posting less often while waiting with cautious optimism for the matchmaking update. However, this war was special.)

Welcome back to another episode of Crush Em Roast Em. Today I'm visiting Gash Em Smash Em, a truly elite war clan. Look at that all-green war log! Their recent record is 47-3 and they have a 21-win streak going including 7 perfect wars. I'm looking forward to seeing some spectacular dip attacks as they go for their 22nd in a row.

Prep Day: We just got matched, and it looks like we're in for a tough war. We have 1 TH10.5 1 TH10 3 TH9s plus some lower bases. They have 1 TH10 4 TH9s. See the problem? We don't have enough attacks to dip on all five of their top bases.

Battle Day (22 hours left): We have a live attack by Gasher against their #2 base, a max TH9. Gasher is going in with 2 golems, some wizards, and a ton of valks. The funnel didn't go as planned and the valks are running around the base, but nice use of the warden ability to keep everyone alive. Now the valks have finally gotten inside, and look how Gasher uses the CC heal to bring them back to full health. Absolutely crushed the base!

Battle Day (17 hours left): Woo hoo! We just pulled off a 9v9 triple! I'd show you the replay but we have another live dip attack by Gasher, this time against their #1. Looks like Gasher is going for the 3-star; he's brought 3 max hounds, 37 max loons, and lots of rage and haste. Gasher uses four loons and a haste to destroy an archer tower and pull the CC troops out-- looks like about seven archers in there. He then brings them to a corner and destroys them with his king and queen. Now he sends the hounds and the rest of the loons in a wave backed by the warden, a dragon, some archers, and some air skeletons. Wait a minute! The dragon, archers, and skeletons belong to the enemy. I think he didn't lure everything the first time. Gasher uses the warden ability, but the defensive queen comes over to help. The pups do their best, but they get melted by the infernos. One star.

Battle Day (11 hours left): If Smasher can 2-star #1 we win. He's brought 2 golems, lots of max valks, and 2 jump spells to get everyone into the core. He does a great job funneling and his heroes and valks get the town hall. One star! Now it's just a matter of percentage. 40... 42... 43... Why are the valks beating on that wall instead of destroying stuff? I think they're going after the queen who is shooting them from behind the wall. The valks finally break through, but there aren't enough left. 47% 1-star. So close!

Battle Day (end): We lost 28-27 despite having higher total destruction. This war highlights some of the problems with the current matchmaking system. It's too hard to win consistently when you can't dip on every enemy base. I'm looking forward to this getting fixed when the matchmaking update comes out. Until next time, good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

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(I'm posting less often while waiting with cautious optimism for the matchmaking update. However, this war was special.)

Welcome back to another episode of Crush Em Roast Em. Today I'm visiting Gash Em Smash Em, a truly elite war clan. Look at that all-green war log! Their recent record is 47-3 and they have a 21-win streak going including 7 perfect wars. I'm looking forward to seeing some spectacular dip attacks as they go for their 22nd in a row.

Prep Day: We just got matched, and it looks like we're in for a tough war. We have 1 TH10.5 1 TH10 3 TH9s plus some lower bases. They have 1 TH10 4 TH9s. See the problem? We don't have enough attacks to dip on all five of their top bases.

Battle Day (22 hours left): We have a live attack by Gasher against their #2 base, a max TH9. Gasher is going in with 2 golems, some wizards, and a ton of valks. The funnel didn't go as planned and the valks are running around the base, but nice use of the warden ability to keep everyone alive. Now the valks have finally gotten inside, and look how Gasher uses the CC heal to bring them back to full health. Absolutely crushed the base!

Battle Day (17 hours left): Woo hoo! We just pulled off a 9v9 triple! I'd show you the replay but we have another live dip attack by Gasher, this time against their #1. Looks like Gasher is going for the 3-star; he's brought 3 max hounds, 37 max loons, and lots of rage and haste. Gasher uses four loons and a haste to destroy an archer tower and pull the CC troops out-- looks like about seven archers in there. He then brings them to a corner and destroys them with his king and queen. Now he sends the hounds and the rest of the loons in a wave backed by the warden, a dragon, some archers, and some air skeletons. Wait a minute! The dragon, archers, and skeletons belong to the enemy. I think he didn't lure everything the first time. Gasher uses the warden ability, but the defensive queen comes over to help. The pups do their best, but they get melted by the infernos. One star.

Battle Day (11 hours left): If Smasher can 2-star #1 we win. He's brought 2 golems, lots of max valks, and 2 jump spells to get everyone into the core. He does a great job funneling and his heroes and valks get the town hall. One star! Now it's just a matter of percentage. 40... 42... 43... Why are the valks beating on that wall instead of destroying stuff? I think they're going after the queen who is shooting them from behind the wall. The valks finally break through, but there aren't enough left. 47% 1-star. So close!

Battle Day (end): We lost 28-27 despite having higher total destruction. This war highlights some of the problems with the current matchmaking system. It's too hard to win consistently when you can't dip on every enemy base. I'm looking forward to this getting fixed when the matchmaking update comes out. Until next time, good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

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You had a th11 and th10 to their lone th10. Why do you think matchmaking was against your clan here?

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Originally Posted by BoBoTheGoat

You had a th11 and th10 to their lone th10. Why do you think matchmaking was against your clan here?

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It's not a serious thread.

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Originally Posted by Clark11308

It's not a serious thread.

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Plus it's obvious the enemy mods.

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Originally Posted by Ripple1972

Plus it's obvious the enemy mods.

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How else could Crush 'Em Roast 'Em pull off all those great 2 star double dips? There is something other than skill at work here...

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You had a th11 and th10 to their lone th10. Why do you think matchmaking was against your clan here?

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Crush Em Roast Em recaps are always from our opponent's point of view. When we saw their war record and the extra TH10.5 we knew we couldn't win. Somehow our opponents found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. If the 10.5 had played safe for a 2-star on our TH10 then we would have had no chance.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you some of the best attackers I have ever seen. We are talking 3 stars with swag spells and heroes. So much swag it's swagarrific! These guys of some of the best crushers I have ever seen pulling off double and triple dips that are mind boggling! And it's all from the same war! Why you ask? BECAUSE THE MMA SAYS THEY CAN!

Enjoy! (especially #4 & #5)

https://youtu.be/E4hsDICr2Yo

https://youtu.be/xc5paAAvxQ0

https://youtu.be/4vc8AttwS-Y

*Might get 1 more out of the current war, will see.

Apparently you can only have 3 videos, see next post.

https://youtu.be/4_bO4Uu-Pgw

Pro Engineer 5 coming soon (processing).

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Plus it's obvious the enemy mods.

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It's not modding, its expanding gameplay. They took a cue from optimizers and got a fresh name.

https://youtu.be/KlnqqR8vaOU

Enjoy Pro Engineer #5!

I enjoyed watching all the "expanded" gameplay, Clark...

Storm, any chance you'll bring an alt storm back to

[shameless plug]

TheEmpire
#2GUQRYY2

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I enjoyed watching all the "expanded" gameplay, Clark...

Storm, any chance you'll bring an alt storm back to

[shameless plug]

TheEmpire
#2GUQRYY2

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Sure, will revisit my interest in this game after the next CWSF war.

It's been actually pretty nice just doing a war, despite the hardships. Nobody has left yet though despite getting crushed repeatedly lol. Solid clan indeed. Just spun the wheel again. The MMA has taught me one thing....I shouldn't play Russian Roulette!

So obvious when you think about it, max miners are clearly the go-to army for taking out those tricky th8s. And there most of us were helping to teach new th8s to do that job then celebrating or commiserating with them on their best efforts... silly us thinking skills would be the key.

SuperStorm103: I just watched your videos. Thank you very much for sharing them! I hadn't seen 11v8 bowler and miner attacks before. The engineered 11s we've been facing tend to use mostly triple ZQ dragons or spam lalo.

Tomville: It's hard convincing TH8s to learn attack skills when their mirror spams max troops and drops a warden on them every war. I can't wait for the MM update.

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SuperStorm103: I just watched your videos. Thank you very much for sharing them! I hadn't seen 11v8 bowler and miner attacks before. The engineered 11s we've been facing tend to use mostly triple ZQ dragons or spam lalo.

Tomville: It's hard convincing TH8s to learn attack skills when their mirror spams max troops and drops a warden on them every war. I can't wait for the MM update.

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Didn't you guys get the memo? Miners are in dragons are out when it comes to th8's! Dragons are so nooby! Anybody can spam those for a 3 star. These guys clearly felt the need to be trend setters! Not to mention challenging themselves by using pitiful lvl 5 miners or max bowlers and healers. Good thing they had wardens for backup in case these new strats didn't quite work out!

We could really use our builders to help pick up the bazillion crushed pieces of our villages. Sadly they are all gone. Might be awhile before the next war lol.

This thread is hilarious in so many ways. Many thanks lol

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This thread is hilarious in so many ways. Many thanks lol

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It's a good release.

(In case you just joined us, Crush Em Roast Em showcases dip attacks made by our engineered opponents against our non-engineered clan.)

Welcome back to another episode of Crush Em Roast Em. In this episode we'll show you how to design bases to maximize your opportunities for dip attacks. At the same time, these bases have a good chance of defending against their mirrors. The three bases featured here have helped us win a lot of wars, and we hope they do the same for you.

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The first base is the "Seven Crusher". This base is designed to match a TH7, stop its attacks, and dip 3-star two TH9s. The two main attacks we see at TH7 are dragons and hogs. Four upgraded air defenses and five air mines make short work of dragons, and the central CC and AQ, five giant bombs, and six spring traps turn hogs into bacon. On offense this base has lv5 dragons and lv7 lightning for roasting enemy bases.

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The next base is the "Nine Roaster". You might think the single infernos have too much war weight, but the low-level other defenses and walls help this base match TH9s. The single infernos are great for roasting dragons and hounds, and the max lalo backed by a warden gives this base plenty of firepower to dip on TH10s and below.

Finally we have the "Xbow Xtreme". No eagle and no infernos means this base can have four max xbows and still match an enemy TH10. The max air defenses are great for stopping dragons and lalo. With max bowlers, miners, dragons, and lalo backed by a warden this base has a ton of options for dips.

We just matched a war opponent, and once again our lineup worked perfectly. Here's the breakdown:

Offense (us): 3 TH11 5 TH10 6 TH9 1 TH8
Offense (them): 2 TH10 7 TH9 1 TH8 5 TH7
Defense (us): 4 TH10 6 TH9 3 TH8 2 TH7
Defense (them): 2 TH10 7 TH9 1 TH8 5 TH7

Our base designs all got the matchups we wanted. The "Seven Crusher" is at #14 facing an enemy TH7, the "Nine Roaster" is at #3 facing a TH9, and the "Xbow Xtreme" is at #2 facing a TH10. Looks like a fun war to me.

I'll be back on Battle Day to stream some live dip attacks. Until next time good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

(To be continued)

(In case you just joined us, Crush Em Roast Em showcases dip attacks made by our engineered opponents against our non-engineered clan.)

Welcome back to another episode of Crush Em Roast Em. Battle Day has begun and so far our TH9s are perfect against their TH7s. Great job guys!

Crusher is going in live on #12! He lures the CC troops with a loon, brings them to a corner, and takes them out with poison/queen. Next he drops a wave of loons followed by two hounds. The hounds do a great job tanking those level-5 air defenses, and two rages and five hastes move the loons quickly through the base. Awesome fresh-hit 3-star!

Now PushTrap is hitting #13. Looks like he has 30 loons and 100 archers. He does a loon lure and archer CC kill, then sends in the loon wave, drops four rages, and immediately surrounds the base with the rest of his archers. I like that plan. I've seen many war attacks fail because there wasn't enough cleanup. Bringing 100 archers practically guarantees that you'll clear the base before time runs out. Great triple!

Crusher is attacking #11, trying to complete the six-pack. This fully maxed TH7 looks tough. Crusher zaps an air defense and drops a hog, but the hog stops at a cannon and doesn't pull the CC. He drops two valks, and they kill several buildings but still don't pull the CC. Nothing is happening... the clock is ticking down... I think he's panicking.... Crusher drops 12 loons and hastes them in. He got the CC pull! He poisons the CC and drops eight dragons and lots of rages. He's running out of time and cleanup, but the king and queen get the job done just before the buzzer! The ability to improvise when things don't go as planned is the mark of a great player and Crusher just demonstrated how great he is. Super attack! Congrats to Crusher on the 6-pack!

I'll be back later for our 10v9 war attacks. Until then good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

(To be continued)

Why am I JUST now reading through this thread?? This is hilarious! Nice work lol

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Why am I JUST now reading through this thread?? This is hilarious! Nice work lol

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That bunch of hooligans known as the optimizers (self given nic name) like to hide this thread by spamming propaganda.:smirk: It is kinda funny.

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https://youtu.be/4_bO4Uu-Pgw

Pro Engineer 5 coming soon (processing).

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Those last 25 bowlers came in clutch at the end there. I don't think I left the edge of my seat the whole video

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That bunch of hooligans known as the optimizers (self given nic name) like to hide this thread by spamming propaganda.:smirk: It is kinda funny.

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Nothing to see here. Move along.

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Those last 25 bowlers came in clutch at the end there. I don't think I left the edge of my seat the whole video

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lol, i think what takes the cake is he actually used the warden ability. I wonder if this attacker even knows any other attack strat then bowler spam. Surly there is a more efficient attack he could of used to take out a th8.

And now at half time, our special war athlete interview with Crusher. Take it away, reporter Eileen Dover:

Eileen: Gosh Crusher, it's an honour to be interviewing you. Can you tell us how you feel about your performance in the first half of the war?
Crusher: Yeah but yeah, I feel like I'm the best, but you aren't going to get me to say that.
Eileen: (simpers) Oh I do like a modest warrior! And the clan Crusher, how do you think the whole team is doing?
Crusher: Well anytime we can get to 50 stars by the end and keep the enemy from getting to 50 stars we almost always win. But it's never in the bag until you have it in the back pocket, y'know? Like you can have 99% of the war but the other 3% can cost you.
Eileen: Yeah, for sure. Crusher, tell me how much time do you spend planning out your attacks?
Crusher: 90% of war is half mental.
Eileen: Okay, I see. What advice would you like to give to new young war athletes?
Crusher: Go hard for 3 stars, or 100% destruction, whichever comes first. But then I don't want young players to think they need to copulate me as a role model.
Eileen: Umm, I think you mean "emulate"?
Crusher: Shhh dummy, we're not supposed to talk about that on the forum.
Eileen: Oops, sorry. And finally Crusher, what would you say is your greatest war strength?
Crusher: I can attack with my left hand. I can attack with my right hand. I'm amphibious.
Eileen: (looks confused)

Eileen: Thanks so much for your time Crusher, and now it's back to the main broadcast. Take it away, Sir Robin!

SuperStorm103: In the YouTuber war against Purple Cobras, Galadon (by audience request) did a 10v8 3-star using healers, wall breakers, and goblins. The warden should make even crazier armies viable for 11v8 triples. I think Galadon might have tried Noah's ark (two of (almost) every troop) against a TH8 in a Lost Phoenix friendly war.

Tomville: Thanks for the half time interview with Crusher! More coming soon....

Welcome back to a quick war update with Crush Em Roast Em. One of their TH7s somehow got the "Seven Crusher" base. They lured, raged 10 wall breakers to make a path to the defensive queen, and took her out with the BK and CC valks. Hogs and heal cleared the rest. That wasn't part of our plan, but it's nothing to worry about, right? Until next time good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

(To be continued)

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And now at half time, our special war athlete interview with Crusher. Take it away, reporter Eileen Dover:

Eileen: Gosh Crusher, it's an honour to be interviewing you. Can you tell us how you feel about your performance in the first half of the war?
Crusher: Yeah but yeah, I feel like I'm the best, but you aren't going to get me to say that.
Eileen: (simpers) Oh I do like a modest warrior! And the clan Crusher, how do you think the whole team is doing?
Crusher: Well anytime we can get to 50 stars by the end and keep the enemy from getting to 50 stars we almost always win. But it's never in the bag until you have it in the back pocket, y'know? Like you can have 99% of the war but the other 3% can cost you.
Eileen: Yeah, for sure. Crusher, tell me how much time do you spend planning out your attacks?
Crusher: 90% of war is half mental.
Eileen: Okay, I see. What advice would you like to give to new young war athletes?
Crusher: Go hard for 3 stars, or 100% destruction, whichever comes first. But then I don't want young players to think they need to copulate me as a role model.
Eileen: Umm, I think you mean "emulate"?
Crusher: Shhh dummy, we're not supposed to talk about that on the forum.
Eileen: Oops, sorry. And finally Crusher, what would you say is your greatest war strength?
Crusher: I can attack with my left hand. I can attack with my right hand. I'm amphibious.
Eileen: (looks confused)

Eileen: Thanks so much for your time Crusher, and now it's back to the main broadcast. Take it away, Sir Robin!

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Did Eileen take the fork in the road to get to Crusher for the half time interview?

You know, this is deja vu all over again.

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Did Eileen take the fork in the road to get to Crusher for the half time interview?

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No, she was waiting right outside the war bunker with cameraman Bob Downe and sound guy Hugh Jundes. They are all keen fans of double and triple dip war action, so never get far from the centre of the reporting action when it comes to Crush 'Em Roast 'Em champagne attacking.

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No, she was waiting right outside the war bunker with cameraman Bob Downe and sound guy Hugh Jundes. They are all keen fans of double and triple dip war action, so never get far from the centre of the reporting action when it comes to Crush 'Em Roast 'Em champagne attacking.

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The war bunker? Really?

No one goes there nowadays... Its too crowded.

(Always have enjoyed Yogisms...)

I'd add "Good offense beats good defense and vice versa" but at the moment good defense doesn't seem to be winning many clan wars.

(In case you just joined us, Crush Em Roast Em showcases dip attacks made by our engineered opponents against our non-engineered clan.)

Welcome back to another episode of Crush Em Roast Em. We've cleared the lower enemy bases and now it's time for some exciting 10v9 action!

FireCracker is going in on #6. He's bringing 10 level-5 dragons, 9 loons, and a hound. He uses four level-7 lightning spells to zap two air defenses and drops his whole army. A rage and two hastes help him take out the other two air defenses, and this base is wrecked! Nice attack!

MegaMine is hitting #3. He gets the lure with 2 loons and haste, uses poison and heroes for the CC kill, then drops a wall of loons backed by four hounds. Two rages and 6 more hastes move his troops quickly through the base for an easy triple. Well done!

Note how MegaMine simply ignores the offset enemy queen. YouTubers make a big deal of queen kill vs TH9, but I don't see why. We never worry about the queen, and we still manage a solid 33% 10v9 3-star rate. This gives our 11s a chance to win the war by clearing the remaining 9s.

I'll return later to cover our TH11 dips. Until then good luck in your wars and go crush em and roast em!

(To be continued)

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I'd add "Good offense beats good defense and vice versa" but at the moment good defense doesn't seem to be winning many clan wars.

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I suggest you to see Bangkok B@war clan, their defense beat almost 300 clan along the way, if you see their bases, most of their defense at lower bases is stronger then their offense score

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I suggest you to see Bangkok B@war clan, their defense beat almost 300 clan along the way, if you see their bases, most of their defense at lower bases is stronger then their offense score

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This is a clan that I've been watching for some time now. Extremely curious to see how well their line up does after the update. Whether they have it so dialed in that the update won't affect them at all or we may see their winning streak come to an end.

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This is a clan that I've been watching for some time now. Extremely curious to see how well their line up does after the update. Whether they have it so dialed in that the update won't affect them at all or we may see their winning streak come to an end.

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If the MM update increase offense weight, I am. Quite sure they will keep their. Winstreak easily

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If the MM update increase offense weight, I am. Quite sure they will keep their. Winstreak easily

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If it actually does match offense to offense and defense to defense they could have issues. A draw will still end a streak.

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If it actually does match offense to offense and defense to defense they could have issues. A draw will still end a streak.

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Except they specifically said it will not match offense to offense and defense to defense per lane, it will only do so for the total clan weights. So now, guess how many th11 attacks on th9 weight defenses (with +25 offensive weight compared to a normal th9 -- because of selective troop upgrades) you can hide with 3 bases with 50 defensive and 0 ofensive weight?

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If it actually does match offense to offense and defense to defense they could have issues. A draw will still end a streak.

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did u see their bases in war, even they match offense to offense and defense to defense, u will hardly can perfect them, because their total offense score is low, they r totally different with what many people here thinking of engineering

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I suggest you to see Bangkok B@war clan, their defense beat almost 300 clan along the way, if you see their bases, most of their defense at lower bases is stronger then their offense score

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Yes, but that wouldn't really serve the purposes of a "laugh so you don't mourn" thread on amateur crudely offence lopsided engineered clans beating up casual clans.

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did u see their bases in war, even they match offense to offense and defense to defense, u will hardly can perfect them, because their total offense score is low, they r totally different with what many people here thinking of engineering

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They have a sweet roster. A lot of TH11's, strong defense, strong heroes and the majority have no eagle. And many of them only have certain troops maxed. They have the perfect balanced clan. No revised MM will never affect them.

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Yes, but that wouldn't really serve the purposes of a "laugh so you don't mourn" thread on amateur crudely offence lopsided engineered clans beating up casual clans.

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I know this thread purpose, and I appreciate OP writing and imagination skill in making so hilarious thread, but I just specifically reply to him regarding his statement of "I'd add "Good offense beats good defense and vice versa" but at the moment good defense doesn't seem to be winning many clan wars."

Because engineering done right is not what he is thinking

(Since the matchmaking update is live it's time to wrap this mini-series and hopefully retire from writing about lopsided wars.)

Welcome back to Crush Em Roast Em. This war is much closer than we thought. A TH9 fresh-hit tripled our "Nine Roaster" base with a golem-bowler kill squad and lots of loons. Turns out low-level air defenses and single infernos can't stop a huge force of loons.

Worse still, the "Xbow Xtreme" base was fresh-hit tripled by a TH10. They used a crazy combination of golems, bowlers, and witches. No dragons. No hounds. Strange attack, but somehow it worked.

For us to win, we have to 3-star their #2 base, a max TH10. Fortunately we have three warden attacks against that base. Even better, the base has the town hall on the outside (making the 2nd star much easier). Two air defenses are in the north corner and two in the south corner, which is perfect for our air attacks.

Smasher is going in live! He zapquakes both air defenses in the north, then sends in 10 level-6 dragons, a level-4 hound, and nine level-7 loons from the south. An quick eternal tome and two rage spells get his troops in quickly, and the last two air defenses go down! Woo hoo! The base is finished! We win! Waitaminute.... the inferno towers and all the air targeting point defenses are in the east and west corners, and they're picking off the dragons one by one. Smasher's heroes get him to 53% for the 2-star, but we needed a triple. Fortunately we have two more chances.

Gasher is next, bringing his favorite lalo. 4 max hounds, 30 max loons, a minion, and 3 archers. He lures with 3 loons plus haste, and kills the CC troops with his AQ. Now comes a line of loons from SW followed by the hounds. Looking good... but why are the hounds abandoning the west group of loons? I guess it's because there are no air defenses in that corner. Without hounds to protect them, half the loons go down to the inferno and archer towers, and the other half isn't enough to clear this base. One star.

It all comes down to Roaster. He's using the same army as Gasher, but with a bigger king, queen, and warden. His deployment identical too. Hopefully the bigger heroes make all the difference! Again, the hounds abandon the west group of loons, which get picked off by the inferno and archer towers. Aaarrrggghhh! One star.

I can't believe that we lost! Something is clearly wrong with the game if a clan can lose with a 4-2 advantage in TH10 weight bases, a 3-0 warden advantage, and a 5-2 advantage in bases with TH10-level troops and spells. I hope that the matchmaking update fixes these issues by giving us more favorable matchups. If not, we might need a balancing change like forbidding bases from attacking higher town hall levels, or making it easier for spam TH11 attacks to 3-star TH10s.

Until next time good luck in your wars, and go crush em and roast em!

So sad to hear you will be moving into the new MM on a loss. Perhaps the new MM will give your TH11's nothing more than TH9's, then those surgical:smirk: looners you have will fail you no more.

That odd bowler witch thing will never catch on...

So long, farewell and thanks for the laughs!

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(Since the matchmaking update is live it's time to wrap this mini-series and hopefully retire from writing about lopsided wars.)

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Our clan is trying to stay optimistic the MM changes bring about a change for the better. I guess no matter how well they turn out there's already a downside, the ending of this fantastic series. Thank you for the many laughs. You're a treasure.

Clark11308: Our #2 player was determined not to let the enemy have a perfect war and spent 2 hours on prep day redesigning their war base. It paid off way more than we could possibly imagine!

Tomville and Yankees095: I'm glad you enjoyed the series. I really enjoyed writing it. Our last two matches before the update went live were very fair (even TH levels, close hero levels, no TH11 lurking at the bottom of the map) which made us wonder if SuperCell was testing the new algorithm. Our first post-update war search will happen tonight.

I don't think matchmaking can ever be perfect, but I hope that most of your future wars will be decided by attacking and base-building skills instead of double dips. Good luck in all your wars and go crush em and roast em!

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Except they specifically said it will not match offense to offense and defense to defense per lane, it will only do so for the total clan weights. So now, guess how many th11 attacks on th9 weight defenses (with +25 offensive weight compared to a normal th9 -- because of selective troop upgrades) you can hide with 3 bases with 50 defensive and 0 ofensive weight?

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Yes, that is my biggest fear that roster engineering will explode. I'm well aware that though separated they will still be totals and there for averaged and able to be manipulated.

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did u see their bases in war, even they match offense to offense and defense to defense, u will hardly can perfect them, because their total offense score is low, they r totally different with what many people here thinking of engineering

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Yeah Sam, since offense will still be averaged they may not be effected to much. But if they give the warden a nice chunk of weight (assuming they all have one). They could be in for much more difficult matches with all the extra weight from the warden.


@robinDD, was a fun thread. Will see you over in the CWSF war. But who knows this thread may live on if roster engineer rules!

As someone who has at times defended engineering, and whose keyboard doesn't have a sarcasm font, if there is anyone that speaks Chinese who can come tell our engineered opponent to just stop it, I would appreciate it.

Miner spam did get our middle th8, congrats. The max hogs in the cc helped the no funnel 4 second deployment.
The no lure, no AQ kill laloon spam zero star 36% on me just makes all engineers look bad.

You are just adding fuel to the maxers delicious this update will kill engineering chant.
The update won't kill engineering, bad attackers will.

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As someone who has at times defended engineering, and whose keyboard doesn't have a sarcasm font, if there is anyone that speaks Chinese who can come tell our engineered opponent to just stop it, I would appreciate it.

Miner spam did get our middle th8, congrats. The max hogs in the cc helped the no funnel 4 second deployment.
The no lure, no AQ kill laloon spam zero star 36% on me just makes all engineers look bad.

You are just adding fuel to the maxers delicious this update will kill engineering chant.
The update won't kill engineering, bad attackers will.

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So engineers will kill engineering:smirk:

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So engineers will kill engineering:smirk:

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you maxers couldn't, so as usual engineers have to do the job. ��

I hope that everyone's right about the matchmaking update not being live yet. We just did a war search and 25 minutes later we got the following:

Offense (us): 10 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 8 7 7 7 7 6 6
Offense (them): 10 11 10 9 9 9 9 9 9 10 8 8 7 7 5

Defense (us): 10 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 8 7 7 7 7 6 6
Defense (them): 10 10 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 8 8 8 7 7 5

It's not the worst matchup that we've seen recently. After all they only have one dip attack for each of our TH9+ bases. If any of those dips are spectacular they will be featured.

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you maxers couldn't, so as usual engineers have to do the job. ��

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Ripple1972: I would be delighted to see good engineers beat bad engineers. Unfortunately us non-engineers are helpless against that no lure no AQ-kill lalo when the attacker has a warden and the defender is a TH9.

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Ripple1972: I would be delighted to see good engineers beat bad engineers. Unfortunately us non-engineers are helpless against that no lure no AQ-kill lalo when the attacker has a warden and the defender is a TH9.

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True, they did get our 2 top th9's with the lalo spam. But it's not going to work against a 11 even without inferno or eagle.

For one shining moment I thought I could retire. The update that would fix everything was here! Then we did our first war search.

We brought 1 TH10 4 TH9 1 TH8 4 TH7. The search took six minutes. The top five bases matched almost perfectly. In the #6 spot our TH8 matched an early TH9-- no big deal since we have slightly bigger heroes at the top. But lurking at #7 was a TH11 with max lalo and a warden.

I won't give the exact base name due to forum rules, but it was close to "Cheater's Castle". Our opponents have a sense of humor. They are also undefeated in their last 11 wars and are coming off a perfect.

The good news is that rumors of the update ending Crush Em Roast Em were greatly exaggerated. Keep the stories of spectacular dip attacks coming!

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For one shining moment I thought I could retire. The update that would fix everything was here! Then we did our first war search.

We brought 1 TH10 4 TH9 1 TH8 4 TH7. The search took six minutes. The top five bases matched almost perfectly. In the #6 spot our TH8 matched an early TH9-- no big deal since we have slightly bigger heroes at the top. But lurking at #7 was a TH11 with max lalo and a warden.

I won't give the exact base name due to forum rules, but it was close to "Cheater's Castle". Our opponents have a sense of humor. They are also undefeated in their last 11 wars and are coming off a perfect.

The good news is that rumors of the update ending Crush Em Roast Em were greatly exaggerated. Keep the stories of spectacular dip attacks coming!

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this may simply be a non perfect match rather than an engineering created mismatch. There will be wars where defence is out of line, others offence is out of line and others both, Its not clear when this is due to a mismatch and when Its due to offence rushed engineering. Its too early to declare the new MMA a failure, we need a little time to see a new trend emerge, or not as it may be.

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this may simply be a non perfect match rather than an engineering created mismatch. There will be wars where defence is out of line, others offence is out of line and others both, Its not clear when this is due to a mismatch and when Its due to offence rushed engineering. Its too early to declare the new MMA a failure, we need a little time to see a new trend emerge, or not as it may be.

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Vikingchief: You're right that it's one data point. Also SuperCell will need time to fine-tune the new system. In the meantime I will look forward to featuring the best double/triple-dip attacks used against us.

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Vikingchief: You're right that it's one data point. Also SuperCell will need time to fine-tune the new system. In the meantime I will look forward to featuring the best double/triple-dip attacks used against us.

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Happy, that this thread will be continued, u have very good imagination and writing skill, and I really enjoy very creative post as engineer

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Best post ever! Couldn't type enough lol's if I tried. Can't rep on my phone, but come Monday you will have a +1 from me!

"Bweeeerrrr phweah phweah phweah!"

My fav sound in game by far. I have been know to triple reverse dip in single player mode just to hear it. Defender probably posts replay in clan chat with "WTFK (What the flip kip). This guy attacked me and just dropped archers 1 at a time and watched my eagle take em out".

I would love a ring tone for when my wife calls.

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Awesome! I'd like to order one for every base in our clan. Are the WardenEffect capes still available?

(In case you just joined us, Crush Em Roast Em showcases dip attacks made by our engineered opponents against our non-engineered clan.)

Welcome back to another episode of Crush Em Roast Em. We're in our first war since the matchmaking update. We're mostly happy with this match; both sides have a max TH10 and four max TH9s, but we also have Roaster's TH11 at #7. My only complaint is that we needed one more big attack to dip on all their bases, but no matchup is perfect.

A little while ago MegaMine hit #2, a max TH9. He zapped two air defenses and sent in 11 dragons, 4 loons, and a CC hound plus loon. The wonderful thing about 10v9 attacks is that two zaps are enough to take out an air defense, so there's no tricky quake placement to mess you up. Rage and poison get through the enemy CC, a haste gets the loons quickly to the other two air defenses, and that level-40 queen is great for cleanup. Simply roasted that base!

MegaMine is now going in live against #1. I don't like this attack since it's not a dip. He uses two baby dragons to funnel, drops two jumps to get through the first wall, and sends in two golems, 22 bowlers, and the king and queen backed by four healers. Looks pretty good, but he doesn't appear to have a plan for the CC dragloon that's roasting his army. He drops two rage spells on the golems, bowlers, and king, but for some reason they ignore the air troops and go down. The level-40 queen finally steps up... right into two giant bombs! The healers do their best to save her, but can't seem to out-heal that inferno tower. Aaarrrggghhh! 39% 1-star.

The good news is that Roaster still has both warden attacks remaining. MegaMine's attack is a great lesson for everyone. You might think you're good enough to hit bases at the same TH level, but it's always safer to dip. If you feel you must try a 10v10 attack on the enemy #1, make sure there's at least one TH11 backing you up. You'll win a lot more wars that way. Until next time good luck in your wars, and go crush em and roast em!

(This war is still in progress. If other noteworthy dip attacks occur, they will be featured.)

Lol "for some reason they ignore the air troops"!

Thank you SirRobin and Tom. I am honestly tearing up from laughing so hard. I had to stop reading for a bit just to catch my breath. You guys are great.

Bad news, matchmaker still broke. Good news, more of these posts.
Perhaps someone in the SuperCell office likes these posts as much as the rest of us and didn't want them to end.

Small off topic here, but I got three starred by a 4 year old today in my Sunday school class wearing one of those warden capes. My wife who helps me out is 7 months pregnant. So this little 4 year old, she asked me when I was going to have my baby. I sucked in my stomach (just a little bit to make it flat) and informed her that I wasn't pregnant, this shirt just doesn't fit right. Maybe we need 4 year old opinions on if a war is balanced or not. Cause they tell it how it is.

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Small off topic here, but I got three starred by a 4 year old today in my Sunday school class wearing one of those warden capes. My wife who helps me out is 7 months pregnant. So this little 4 year old, she asked me when I was going to have my baby. I sucked in my stomach (just a little bit to make it flat) and informed her that I wasn't pregnant, this shirt just doesn't fit right. Maybe we need 4 year old opinions on if a war is balanced or not. Cause they tell it how it is.

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"Daddy?"

"Yes?"

"What's that pretty building?"

"That's a level-11 town hall. It's the strongest base in the game."

"How strong?"

"Way stronger than all the other bases."

"Oh. But Daddy?"

"Yes?"

"How come they have so many pretty buildings and you have none?"

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Originally Posted by SirRobinDD

"Daddy?"

"Yes?"

"What's that pretty building?"

"That's a level-11 town hall. It's the strongest base in the game."

"How strong?"

"Way stronger than all the other bases."

"Oh. But Daddy?"

"Yes?"

"How come they have so many pretty buildings and you have none?"

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I've got something better, dear. Put on the cape, sit on Daddy's knee, and let's go "Bweeeerrrr phweah phweah phweah" together!

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I've got something better, dear. Put on the cape, sit on Daddy's knee, and let's go "Bweeeerrrr phweah phweah phweah" together!

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Father son bonding for only 30 bucks, I'm in. Kids getting older so mabey this will make me cool again.

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I've got something better, dear. Put on the cape, sit on Daddy's knee, and let's go "Bweeeerrrr phweah phweah phweah" together!

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That's my little eagle!

(In case you just joined us, Crush Em Roast Em showcases dip attacks made by our engineered opponents against our non-engineered clan.)

Welcome back to another episode of Crush Em Roast Em. Our TH9s have been destroying bases with queen walks and I can't wait to show you some replays!

Here Crusher is hitting their #6 base. He starts with the queen and healers, then drops a wizard to force her to the right. Next he lures the CC dragon, poisons it, and drops three more wizards to help out. A pekka creates the other side of the funnel, a golem and the king go in front to tank, wall breakers breach the wall, and it's time to send in the valks! Two heals, a jump, and a rage help the valks cut straight through the base. Completely crushed that max TH7!

Here's another example with the same army. Once again Crusher starts the queen walk, lures the CC dragon, and poisons it. This time he drops a golem, wizards, and wall breakers early to help his king and valks get quickly into the base. Jump and rage help the valks clear the core and two late heal spells keep them alive to help with cleanup. Congratulations to Crusher for two awesome 9v7 dips giving him the six-pack! Great job!

Unfortunately we lost the war. I've been hearing complaints about us having TH11s when our opponents don't. I'd like to show a replay that proves that being the only clan with TH11s isn't unfair because it doesn't guarantee a win. Here Roaster is hitting their #2 base, a max TH9. He brings 4 hounds, 28 max loons, and some archers and minions to help with the CC kill. Three loons plus haste get the lure and the poison and minions take out the CC troops. So far so good. Next he drops all the loons between 5:00 and 7:00 and follows with the four hounds. This is where things start to go wrong. All the loons clump up on an archer tower and then wander toward the enemy queen. Meanwhile the hounds go straight ahead towards the remaining air defenses and get cut to pieces. By the time the wad of loons finishes circling the base there's nothing left to tank and not even the warden can save them. One star.

Roaster also got a zero-star on their #1 base, a TH10. I don't mean to pick on Roaster. Something is seriously wrong when a TH11 1-stars a TH9 and 0-stars a TH10. The game clearly needs to be rebalanced to fix this. Maybe max loons should be buffed, or some defenses need to be nerfed. Something has to be done to make the game more fair. Until next time good luck with your wars and go crush em and roast em!

Doesnt require a story. If you can't crush them, just roast them! :facepalm: A few more to come soon!!
http://i.imgur.com/kII4d1I.jpg

All things aside, a simple gibarch would've worked...

@xxxChrisxxx

Meh, that's not horrendous. As a bottom 9, I have lavalooned a th8 or two. Though I usually use no and about 170 troop space to do it. Still counts a crush em raid though.

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@xxxChrisxxx

Meh, that's not horrendous. As a bottom 9, I have lavalooned a th8 or two. Though I usually use no and about 170 troop space to do it. Still counts a crush em raid though.

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lol that's a mid 9 going on a th7 XD