Level 5 Clan Looking for New, Active Members

GrizzlyLongcut (#20P8QCCQ) is looking for active players to rebuild our current clan of 25. Grizzly has been around about 2-3 years and unfortunately over time we've had players drop off and become inactive. After a recent purge of dead accounts we realized it was time to rebuild. We are currently looking for active players that jump on and off chat throughout the day and participate in weekly war. We are a level 5, clan with 1500+ plus trophy requirement. Additionally we are majority TH9’s and 10's (though any level TH is welcome) that likes active donators. Our only requirement is that clan members keep requests and donations balanced unless you are making a trophy push.

Generally we are a farming clan but we do have a weekly war, with prep launching either Friday evening or Saturday morning EST/NY time depending on the week. We are not a sexy 100+ win clan, what we are is a rag tag bunch with a growing amount of wins under our belt. We are trying to improve this with new clan members who are active about weekend war. Eventually we want to expand out to war twice a week but need new clan mates before we can do that. If your war skills are less than stellar that's okay! We are a teaching clan and higher level guys in the clan will give strategic direction if needed during war or answer any general questions that arise, so don’t be afraid if your war skills aren’t on point. Our main requirement is that if you volunteer for war that you use both attacks and are strategic about it. Please don’t simply drops troops on the base to say you got your attack in!

Active players can get promoted over time with participation, but do not ask for promotions. We don’t have a set criterion for promotions but we love active players who are actually involved with the game. Active players can get promoted quickly

Note that we are “adults” who know adult language and we will use it…late at night…or when attacks don’t go as planned…or for no good reason at all. If you are easily offended this may not be the best clan for you. Also we realize this is just a game and that people have lives, so we don’t believe in kicking for minor nonsense.

So drop on by, kick up your feet, and clash on!!

"I live my life a quarter bump at a time" The Fast and the Furious...before edits

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and bump something like this... and totally redeem yourself! "Dumb and Dumber"...though I was kind of drunk when I watched

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Originally Posted by Kremps

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and bump something like this... and totally redeem yourself! "Dumb and Dumber"...though I was kind of drunk when I watched

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Your creativity is dope af!

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' bumpers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of golems and some wiz. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your clan." Pulp Fiction...directors cut

"I must admit I didn't think much of the forums the first time I bumped them; looked like a stiff breeze would blow them over. That was my first impression of the forums." Shawshank Redemption...bonus scene

"Oh, you think clash of clans is your ally. But you merely adopted the clash; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the forums until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BUMPS!" The Dark Knight Rises....as I remember it

"Somebody once wrote, "Bump is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Bump." Platoon...bloopor reel

There he goes. One of God's own bumps. A high-powered bump of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to bump, and too rare to not bump" 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'....As hunter s. thompson intended

"Lemme tell you what 'Supercell Forums' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular bump machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump" - Reservoir Dogs...before Hollywood ruined it

"But you can't hold an entire forum responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted bumpers. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole bumping system? And if the whole bumping system is to blame, then is this not an indictment of our clashing system in general? I put it to you, Greg! Isn't this an indictment of our entire clashing society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth the clash of clans! Gentlemen!" ::begins humming US National Anthem:: - Animal House...more or less remembered correctly

"A bumper, you know, a clasher, a bumper, a gowiper. So, I tell them I'm a pro bumper, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the forums with him. I give him the bump. He hauls off and bumps one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot forum post, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish bumping the post and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total Clash of Clans." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Caddyshack...alternate scene...I believe

"What we've got here is... failure to clash. Some forum posts you just can't bump." Cool Hand Look...working script before edits

"You Want details? Fine. I 3 star war bases, GOWIPE, What's up? I have a ridiculous level 11 base. I have every troop you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am a clasher." Boiler Room...directors cut