Adults only: Lvl 12 war clan w/Lvl 9 feeder

I'm too old to take the time to insert cute emojis; I'm too busy to track stats and make charts and issue fake online rewards for performance.


We want people who want to war. We accept all TH lvls BUT you have to first join our feeder and complete three wars there to 1) help us build the feeder and 2) give us an idea of your skill level. The purpose of our feeder clan will be to have a place to war while heroes and spell factories are upgrading and a place to, like you, test out new members before having them jeopardize the main clan war log.


The main clan is Am8 (#89V982UY). It is, as I said, a level 11 clan. Current record is a decent 260-107. Yes, I know that right now it only has 18 members. Thanks for the news flash. The other 19 are building the feeder. We are English speaking (no "donate me plzz" type English - you know what I mean). We cuss. We do not say "bro". War search is Sunday, 5:30 p.m. PST and the same time through the week, or as soon as we can when a previous war ends, through the war that ends on Saturday. We take Sunday off for church, families and football. WE WILL NOT ACCEPT JOIN REQUESTS IN THIS CLAN.


The feeder is OJ's Dojo (#G9PCGQPJ). Yes, it is only a level 2 clan. We just started it. Get off my back. This is where any member who is opted out due to hero and spell factory upgrades, vacations, or "wife caught me buying gems so I need to take a break for a week" can go to war/take time off. Presently we war non-stop here. We are putting everyone in that is on the roster for maximum clan xp potential. We have yet to face a clan that is not lvl 9+ and are still 5-5 as a clan (warring with down heroes and having people in the war roster who are on vacation). Once you complete three wars here, when your heroes and whatnot are available, you can war in Am8. Just want to farm, casual war, oush, etc., you can stay here and chill too. YOU MUST STATE AGE AND LOCATION IN REQUEST TO JOIN.


Okay. Fine. Emojis because I was told people wont join without them. :mad::mad:


If you can parse out the humor in the post from the serious information, and can follow the simple instructions to join, we'd love to have you.