[Guide] DE lightning like a pro

Great guide! I love revenging with light spells on the de storage and cc troops, then knock down a few gold banks, and quit under 40%. That actually might be my favorite part of the game.

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Originally Posted by OJM

http://i.imgur.com/NIE3Izm.jpg?1

10 points to the one who figures how this: http://m.wikihow.com/Eat-Roadkill is related to this guide.

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Lol did you get an "award" for that too?

lol you forgot the VERY spiteful revenge attacks...

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Originally Posted by Ranger3399

My guess: people who lightining DE are the road kill and just waiting to get run over by a big 18 wheeler that will eat them for breakfast, BUT (slightly out there) some road kill are like possums and are faking dead! They will get back on their feet and keep going till the end

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My fav honey booboo episode is the 1 where they actually eat road kill.

Nice weird guide lol. Too much thinking mate.

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Originally Posted by OJM

10 points to the one who figures how this: http://m.wikihow.com/Eat-Roadkill is related to this guide.

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Animals are tempted to cross the road seeing lights and they dont stand a chance against a 2 ton vehicle driving down a road.

Someone sees my DE and get tempted. Have fun getting 3 starred and left on the side of the road, trashed.

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Originally Posted by ptow

Animals are tempted to cross the road seeing lights and they dont stand a chance against a 2 ton vehicle driving down a road.

Someone sees my DE and get tempted. Have fun getting 3 starred and left on the side of the road, trashed.

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I like the analogy here, however what everyone fails to realize is....

1. You will never get back the DE zapped from you in a revenge on us
2. 16 hour shields make me sleep like a baby
3. You steal a measly 25% of our maximum 4 million gold/elixer
4. Our storages are never full because we have low wall cost/low DE cost/etc.
5. Getting 3 starred does no permanent damage
6. When 16 hour shields are over we are more then ready to repeat!

I got my Hogs lvl 2, Minions lvl 2, and BK to lvl 5 trading 60K gold for 2K DE...

So to change the metaphor... It's like a 2 ton vehicle driving down the road hitting an animal that doesn't die, doesn't care, and is unaffected, and watching the animal in the rear view mirror walk away to the next victim as if nothing has ever happened.

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Originally Posted by OJM

http://i.imgur.com/NIE3Izm.jpg?1

10 points to the one who figures how this: http://m.wikihow.com/Eat-Roadkill is related to this guide.

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You, sir, get 10 points for directing me to that link. Absolutely hilarious! Should one bless the DE before they lightning it?

Honestly, DE Lightning is not too far off from you should be Crystal Leaguers farming down at gold 3 and silver 1 picking on the new kid. If you don't want your DE lightninged, take your Lvl 9 TH and pick on someone your own size.

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Originally Posted by OJM

http://i.imgur.com/WcQqGap.jpg
(Thanks for an opportunity to use this again) :rolleyes:

Yep, I am really approaching the point of being "done" here. The amount of flaming about this DE topic alone would do it, but few other recent incidents are pushing me away very rapidly. Only way to keep some tiny speck of interest left for me was to make a proper guide on how to really hit it where it hurts.

I was already planning on guides:

How to lure CC empty and kill the troops for the heck of it.

And

How to bait trolls

Though writing such guides would take way too much time & effort...

So yes, this is quite likely for time being my last guide and perhaps even post. Still gonna read here and there but if things stay the same (can't get much worse, really), I'll just find something worth my effort...someplace else.

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Lol, make sure to leave your mines unprotected.