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Buy a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
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You're from Boston, it's not an accent it's an impediment!
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60% of the time it works every time.
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My first job was at an orange juice factory. I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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Life is like a spin in global, you never know what you're gonna get.
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It is true sir. This man has no ♥♥♥♥.
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If you guys were the inventors of Facebook you'd have invented Facebook.
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I'll just file this in my "O" cabinet.
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I failed a beautiful Cold Blooded Lalo yesterday because of a troll tesla.
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