Cliff Claven Wants You!

CliffsOfClaven is a level 10 adult clan that is looking for some new blood. We war once a week, on Friday evenings, and our record is 252-88-3. A few things you should know:

• We are often goofy and off-color in our chat, so if you're easily offended this probably isn't the place for you. Also, if you want a clan full of top-notch, competent players this is definitely not the place for you.
• We war once a week, sometimes twice if we're feeling adventurous, so we obviously aren't a hardcore war clan. That said, we do well in wars and are always going for 3 star attacks. Our expectations is that TH8s and TH9s be able to 3-star semi-regularly (we don't expect perfection) and that our TH10s and 11s be able to 2-star semi-regularly (if we expected perfection here we'd be a TH9-only clan).
• Don't apply if you aren't at least a near-max TH8. We don't accept rushed bases, sorry. It's because we're elitist and awful and we secretly hate freedom.
• Our clan is English-speaking but as long as you can read and write troop requests in English you are welcome here. Most of our English-speakers aren't very good at it anyway

Our clan tag is #809CJRVL and when you request to join put a disparaging comment about Joe, one of our co-leaders, in your message (i.e. "Joe is the worst" or "Why is Joe allowed in your clan when he's so clearly awful?" or "I heard Joe has the entire Nickleback catalog on vinyl").

If you're looking for a semi-casual clan of adults with absolutely no respect for ourselves or others, give CliffsOfClaven a shot - you won't be not disappointed.