Clash Goddesses Seek New Worshipers
Three part-time Clash goddesses seek 2 new worshipers. Must be willing to fan palm fronds at appropriate speed and serve chilled fruit & wine when requested (ideally anticipating our need prior to being requested). Sense of humor essential. Ability to create odes to, or poetry about, us highly desirable, as is generous tithing of troops. Please apply in person to You Got Clanned, bringing copy of your resumé and four references from reputable deities.
Note: animal sacrifice is unnecessary and strongly discouraged; candidates caught in violation will be disqualified.