Clash Goddesses Seek New Worshipers

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January 25th, 2013
Elle2

Clash Goddesses Seek New Worshipers

Three part-time Clash goddesses seek 2 new worshipers. Must be willing to fan palm fronds at appropriate speed and serve chilled fruit & wine when requested (ideally anticipating our need prior to being requested). Sense of humor essential. Ability to create odes to, or poetry about, us highly desirable, as is generous tithing of troops. Please apply in person to You Got Clanned, bringing copy of your resumé and four references from reputable deities.

Note: animal sacrifice is unnecessary and strongly discouraged; candidates caught in violation will be disqualified.
January 26th, 2013
maggiep0tat0

*fan fan fan*

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Originally Posted by Elle2

Note: animal sacrifice is unnecessary and strongly discouraged; candidates caught in violation will be disqualified.

How about mashed potatoes?

LOLz, NEXT to my clan-leader-who-must-not-be-named (for his ears and eyes reach far and wide *shhh*) 's shameless recruitment techniques,
this has got to be one of the more imaginative posts I've seen seen so far!

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Potatoes like bumping threads too... ;)
January 27th, 2013
Elle2

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Originally Posted by maggiep0tat0

*fan fan fan*

How about mashed potatoes?

LOLz, NEXT to my clan-leader-who-must-not-be-named (for his ears and eyes reach far and wide *shhh*) 's shameless recruitment techniques,
this has got to be one of the more imaginative posts I've seen seen so far!

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Potatoes like bumping threads too... ;)

I for one adore potatoes, mashed or otherwise :o Even a goddess wouldn't attempt to compete with the High Recruiter Who Shall Not Be Named, we know our own limitations after all...few as they may be :cool: