Say it again, war, what is it good for?

Say it again, WAR, what is it good for? Irl, not so much. In clash, it's a blast. We believe you should enjoy it in a situation that will not kill you, where your troops are not actually alive (hope that's not a spoiler).

US:
#8CQGLGPC The Agency, USA based
lvl 8 clan, have been around the block (some of us more than others)
frequent wars, sometimes we take a day or two off
approx. 31 members
ADULT (warrants the caps)
we don't take ourselves too seriously but we do like to win
generally have some strategy such as mirror or drop one
expect lower lvl guys to go early in war
we like to chat but we also have jobs/families/lives so we're not on 24/7

YOU:
someone who will use both attacks if opted in (mandatory)
ADULT (note caps again)
someone who can make and take a joke but isn't looking to start interclan warfare
hopefully either not rushed or willing to catch up
IQ above plantlife ����

If you're interested, you'll need to request with something other than the default. ��

Well, 2017 came in with a whimper (we lost our war) but we are undeterred, unabashed and unapologetic. What we could use are a few more th7s, th8s, low lvl th9s. But if we like you, th lvl doesn't really matter.
Grab a coffee, stop by, introduce yourself, make fun of linas, it's all good.