Yes, you've finally found the one...
No, I'm not talking about your dream spouce. That can be done on your own time. Try farmers only, or something like that.
I'm talking about the perfect war clan. And when I say this I mean al dente. Cooked to perfection. I've led and seen many different clans in my clash life. I've noted their weaknesses, and created Corn Shuckers, the clan that exceeds all.
Here are just a few problems other clans have that we have fixed.
Needing an extra 3rd party app just to win a war? Nonsense. Clan chat works just fine. Expecially since we have trusted members who can attack in war and don't need to talk about their attack for 30 minutes. Corn Shuckers doesn' believe in 3rd party apps, and never will. We have a mature and strong community that knows what their doing.
Last clan chat was two hours ago....and it was a request for troops. Where is the fun in that? Corn Shuckers offers a great community of clashers that are very social and like to have fun. Clash of Clans is a game afterall, so let's enjoy ourselves.
3 star or boot. Yet again, clash is just a game. What's the point of sneaking a look at clash during real life work, just to be barked at by another boss telling you what to do. We're mature clashers. We don't need mothers over out heads giving demands every hour of the day.
You think I'm living in a fantasy world, don't you? Too good to be true? False. (Heh, Dwight Shrute....the office....no? ok...) Corn Shuckers won't just become a crazy mess. We will still be organized. War clan mail will be sent to give some structure. We will always keep an eye on who may be taking advantage of troops, etc. But not many rules are needed. Because Corn Shuckers always recruits mature strong clashers who share our philosophy.
So stop hopping around trying to find the one. Your home is at Corn Shuckers, and you know it. So send us that request, for greatness awaits.
Thanks, and clash on. ;)
-Bryan (Leader of Corn Shuckers (Lvl 3))
