Chuck Norris?!

I thought this was to coincidental to be true.. But I just got banned from global chat after telling a very long and imaginative Chuck Norris story..

Does Chuck Norris in fact play CoC? And is he watching us all? Or is this just another ban from little kiddies that can't handle the fact I don't want to join their clan? Does anyone have confirmation of seeing Chuck Norris? So many questions and another annoying 24 hour ban..

Guys this is meant to be a bit of fun.. But I am actually banned due to talking about Chuck Norris... Maybe he is watching...

Your joking right?lol.

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Originally Posted by AfterShock

Your joking right?lol.

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Nope not a joke.. I seriously got banned for talking about Chuck Norris..

First rule of Chuck Norris, is don't talk about Chuck Norris...everyone knows this...;)

effin chuck! lol

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Originally Posted by Showman196

... telling a very long ... story....

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Snipped to a potential other reason people might have hit 'Report'. How many posts in a row? If 10 in a row are all from one person, regardless of what is said, I'd probably report you also for spamming the Global chat.

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Originally Posted by Elle2

First rule of Chuck Norris, is don't talk about Chuck Norris...everyone knows this...;)

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I broke this rule.. Therefore resulting in my ban?! :confused: Chuck has many powers....;)

surely if it had been chuck norris himself who banned you a barbarian would have manifested from your iOS device performed a roundhouse kick to your face and claimed all your resources for his own.

so probably one of the kiddies, consider yourself lucky.

btw, is the ban from CoC in total or just from global chat? I never go on global chat (and don't plan on it).

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Originally Posted by mcauliffetj

surely if it had been chuck norris himself who banned you a barbarian would have manifested from your iOS device performed a roundhouse kick to your face and claimed all your resources for his own.

so probably one of the kiddies, consider yourself lucky.

btw, is the ban from CoC in total or just from global chat? I never go on global chat (and don't plan on it).

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Fortunately I did not receive a roundhouse kick from my iPad.. The ban is just from global chat :cool: But maybe I will receive the roundhouse kick once the ban is over.. :cool:

My barracks all have pics of Chuck Norris on the wall to inspire a 1 hit kill.

I know a gut called Chuck Norris on CoC he's in the clan: de gulle gevers maybe he's the person your looking for.
He kicked me out of his clan BTW.

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Originally Posted by Kiluiwil

My barracks all have pics of Chuck Norris on the wall to inspire a 1 hit kill.

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Dude I need to show that picture to my wallies to inspire a one hit skull wall break!!!!!! :cool:

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 10 ninjas. Then the grenade exploded.

Chuck Norris doesn't play CoC. Idevices are not cool for his taste. He simply shoot someone's iphone to press 'report', using a bbgun from 30miles away.
Because you talked about Chuck Norris.

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Originally Posted by chiefvey

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 10 ninjas. Then the grenade exploded.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.

At night the boogie man checks his closet...for Chuck Norris

2 best Chuck Norris stories I've heard...

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.