Steve, instead of an app, I'll give you some savory dating advice that will help you with the ladies.
- Let the ladies know up front that you game. Ladies always find it so very passionate that when the time comes, their man knows how to find that extra life or that gold coin.
- Brag about your video game prowess. Let them know that the bombs that you deliver in bed are only extensions of how badass you are during a base raid.
- Compare your lady to an iconic video game princess. Oh Steve, if nothing works for you, this one will. There's nothing like whispering in your woman's ear "Girl, you're my Princess Peach". Awww yeah, that night is about to get STEAM-EH!
- 122 Thread Count? Only if that thread depicts Barbarians and Archers... Yea, you know what I'm talking about. Ladies love to see them lil troops all over a man's bed. OooOO SexEH!
- Nothing says "playa" like a man who picks up a date in a car themed like Metriod. She'll see it and think the Metriod's arm cannon isn't gonna be the only thing going "pew pew" later tonight. Aww Yeahhhh
- Nothing says sexual intimacy like cosplay. Taking it one step further, nothing says sexual intimacy like obscure cosplay that she won't be able to reference. Rock that woman's world as GrubGrub the exotic bear from the land of Furbysnarf.
- Ensure that your dialogue is as memorable as your fashion by using words like "thy" and phrases such as "that be the way of it" during casual conversations. While she may seem intrigued at first, I promise that will soon turn into a deep deep shade of crimson as the night gets more passionate. MmMmm yuhhh
- Next time your lady is telling you something of minor importance interrupt her by saying "I grind". She'll then stop talking abruptly and that's when you wink. That's all the explanation that your baby will need. Awww ♥♥♥♥tt, that's sexy madness!
I think that's all for now. If that doesn't help with the women, I don't know what will.
