Level 8| Recruiting TH6+|Active & Friendly|I Am The God Of Tits & Wine

No-one likes reading long, drawn out paragraphs about recruitment.
My only defence is, it's more put together than the thousand messages in Global that say "JOIN US! ARGHHHHHH!!!"

Seriously, I tell them all the time to stop yelling at me.
They never listen :unsure:

Okay. *Inhales dramatically*

Hi There!

I'm a tin can full of metaphors, but there's a heart rolling around in there somewhere. And, I have the stubbornness and persistence, to elevate my clan; more than I have already.

I am Mr. Robot. But, you can call me Robot if you like. (Mr. Robot is my father). I'm the co-leader, of C.O.C Champions. (Yes, yes. I see the thinly veiled d**k joke. Personally, I would've picked another name, but what're you gonna do?)

The clan's risen high, and fallen low. We feel as old as the sea. But we're aiming to feel as young as the morning once more. We've seen a lot of good people come and go, leaders slip away. But when I arrived, I planted my feet firmly in the ground, and aspired to keep the clan lively, and full of good people. And I earned co-leader. (I mean I don't wanna brag).

What are we about? :confused:

Well, we're a group of simple, friendly people - guys and girls - just living our lives, and having some fun. We go to war, whenever we have the people. Every second day or so. And the ages, from what I can tell range from 14-26. The vast majority of us are extremely active. But, some are slipping away. That's why I'm here. (Believe me I'd rather be watching Game of Thrones, or spending time with friends and family).

We need some kind, intelligent people to come and put down their roots; stimulate the chat, and go to war with us.

Reason to join?

Because, being alone sucks. And, do you really want to join an intense War clan that adds more pressure to your already stressfull day? No, you don't.
Alright, well maybe you do. If you do, I'm not talking to you. Take your bloodlust and leave sir.

We're kind, and we're active.

At the moment, I'm leading in donations, but I'm not the highest ranking member. You can ask for just about any troop and you'll get it. But, not if you don't put it in a little effort first. I have no problem talking, helping, donating, counciling. And I have no issue kicking you either. If I have to.

The clan's mostly from the U.S. I myself am from Australia.
(I'd certaintly love some company).

"I'm not sure this droid's the one I'm looking for."

I hear you, kind stranger.
But to quote the great Wayne Gretzky: "You miss a hundred percent of the shots you never take."

At least come by?

You'll see :)

C.O.C Champions (Yeah, I know! Shut up. It's better than ♥♥♥♥♥ Champions, isn't it?).
Level 8.
#PPRLGOPG

- Mr. Robot