Are you an adult, who really should have better things to do than clash?
I feel you. No, really I do. And The One Percent is here to make it all better. There, there...
- Sneaking out of meetings to get your 2nd war attack in?
- Phone on silent in the bathroom? Naughty...
- Checking your base before making breakfast for the kids? Oh dear...
- starting to feel like you really know Mr. Powerbang?
- Clash become the main thing you and your better half talk about?
The good news is, you're not alone. We, at The One Percent understand your addiction and can help.
We are a friendly bunch, talkative, highly active, generous, magnanimous and many other things that end in 'ous'.
Mainly US and Canada, with members from Europe and Asia too.
We are an adults only clan, and looking for experienced war types to help us improve. No kids, no drama.
If you're a strong TH9 or maxed TH8 and don't settle for 2-stars, then come check us out.
War is always optional. Opt in or out as you like. Don't care.
But, if you're in war, use both attacks or there will be trouble. Big Trouble. And not in Little China. (Reference for the teens there).
We use GroupMe to talk war strategy and other stuff like IPA and the mountains of Khazakstan (really).
We also use clashcaller.com to call bases.
OK this post has gone on long enough.
Clan: The One Percent
Thingy: #GCUPOVU
Please make sure to say you found ROBBO IN THE FORUMS so we know you're not Napoleon Solo.
thank you for reading all the way to the bottom.
robbo
