The Offical Gay Unicorns Recruitment Thread! Level 8 War Clan, 140+ Wins!

Daily bump.

Hello

i AM A CLASHER

I just upgraded from max th9 to th10

i AM A SLASHER

I am very gay and I think you would like me in your clan

i HAVE THE POWER

I have lvl 23 AQ and 19 BK, but once I get stabalized at th10 (get the infernos and the like surrounded by bushes) I can get those more solid at lvl 25 -- you guys have strong heroes too, right? How else could you win wars?

i ATE THE FLOWER

I also am great at donating troops and being a good clan-mate.

i LOVE TO SCOUR

I just hope that you guys are fun enough--do you all snuggle, or flirt? And this is very important, I need to leader to flirt with me too. I hate those cold distant leaders who are like "YOU HAVE TO GET THREE STARS" but when you do, they don't even say "good job" or "let's cuddle in the moonlight". Who needs such loosers

aLL THOSE WHO COWER

Thanks for considering my application. I'll apply in a bit.

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Originally Posted by Cathbadh

Hello

i AM A CLASHER

I just upgraded from max th9 to th10

i AM A SLASHER

I am very gay and I think you would like me in your clan

i HAVE THE POWER

I have lvl 23 AQ and 19 BK, but once I get stabalized at th10 (get the infernos and the like surrounded by bushes) I can get those more solid at lvl 25 -- you guys have strong heroes too, right? How else could you win wars?

i ATE THE FLOWER

I also am great at donating troops and being a good clan-mate.

i LOVE TO SCOUR

I just hope that you guys are fun enough--do you all snuggle, or flirt? And this is very important, I need to leader to flirt with me too. I hate those cold distant leaders who are like "YOU HAVE TO GET THREE STARS" but when you do, they don't even say "good job" or "let's cuddle in the moonlight". Who needs such loosers

aLL THOSE WHO COWER

Thanks for considering my application. I'll apply in a bit.

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Hi there,
I would advise counselling and/or attending an AA session.
We welcome...Unusual...People, and the leader does flirt, although it's usually with the females. I'm not sure he'll ask you to 'cuddle in the moonlight' :P
We will need to see your troops though, so either apply here: http://gay-unicorns.weebly.com/apply-now.html
or fill in one of the forms at the end of the post.
Also make sure you're 18+ ;)
We'll maybe see you in a bit (provided you're not locked up in a mental institution somewhere by then).
-H

Daily bump.

Iam just th7 wanted to join

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Originally Posted by DatSaToilet

Iam just th7 wanted to join

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Hi there,
Normally we wouldn't accept TH7s, but after reading your thread about your awkward moment on the bus, we like you ;) Bear in mind you probably won't be in many wars though, and only if you have level 2 drags and level 4 lightnings.
If you don't wanna war, get your butt in here, if you do, not the best clan for you.
Good luck!
-H

TH8s
Dragons 3
Hogs 4
Lightnings 4
Heals 4
Rages 4

Hey , I'd love to join you guys , you seem chill,

-.Aaron

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Originally Posted by Aaronnnn

TH8s
Dragons 3
Hogs 4
Lightnings 4
Heals 4
Rages 4

Hey , I'd love to join you guys , you seem chill,

-.Aaron

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Hi Aaron!
You'd be welcome to join, but I'm afraid we'll have to keep you out of war until your lightnings are level 5. Let me know if that's a problem.
-H

Hey there..
Got some good news.. Looks like ill be back online by thursday :D.. Just in time for war too.. Cant wait to get back online with you guys.. See you then!

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Originally Posted by MissAmerica007

Hey there..
Got some good news.. Looks like ill be back online by thursday :D.. Just in time for war too.. Cant wait to get back online with you guys.. See you then!

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:) Can't wait to see your famed battle prowess