Port and Cheese...With EXTRA cheese!
Ok...honestly...there are some of us on the cheesy side...and some are a little bit more refined but we all come together to form a really strong and great clan! I love my fellow Porters! And you will too! So if you're looking for a clan that's different than the rest...keep reading!
What do we have to offer you ask? Well, we are a fun clan that know how to clash but also realize it is just a game. We are not going to tell you what to do and how to do it but will gladly offer advice and critique on war attacks. And we may even laugh at you if you mistakenly heal the grass but that's okay...we have all done it! (some just more than others!!!) We try to keep up on the newest attack strategies and have a ton of fun with practices using the friendly challenges. We are a level 10 clan so we have all of the fun perks of a clan that's been around for a while. We will be celebrating our second year as a clan in August and we are still going strong. No drama. No arguing. Just good gaming. Actually we are the strongest we have ever been. But don't let that scare you off...we welcome all our new members with open arms and usually they fit right in very quickly.
What we are looking for in a clan member...most important is that you're on the UK side of the pond!!! Just kidding...we like everyone! We are a very international clan so there's always someone on playing or lurking. We do like to keep a good balance of clashers from all time zones and us on the US side are slightly outnumbering our members from other parts of the globe...so non US members would be great...but again, if you're from the US and you're a fit...then that's fine too! We like people with a sense of humor and that can laugh at their own mess ups. We like chatty people...no wall flowers need apply! You know what the opt in button is and aren't permanently stuck in opt out mode. (We are a war clan so if you're mainly a farmer then we might not be a fit). looking for th6 and up preferably but may consider lower if your personality fits. We do put that above th level etc. Also someone who will work as a team during war. If you're all about you in war you won't last long with us. Sorry but might as well let you know that. We do have a minimum donation amount of 500 which in our clan is very easy to obtain. Donations fly fast and furious and you'll never be stuck waiting for hours to have your cc filled. (watch out for Jeff tho...he likes to give the random goblin when he's feeling frisky!)
A few more things....We are an adult clan...so we do want to keep it at 21 and over. We don't have a lot of cussing or a lot of "adult talk" but sometimes the conversation can wander a bit especially when Whoo is talking about his career. You'll just have to ask him about it if you ever join! lol We do use band group messenger for talking outside of clan chat and to share information about war etc. Yes, we talk outside the clan too because we just can't get enough of one another in game! We do also use clashcaller to call our first war attacks. We do have a rule that before you attack in war you announce that you're going to attack. What can we say...we are a little voyeuristic and we like to watch! So if you're shy at having all eyes on you when you war....then we will have to work on that!
So, if you're a fun clannie that is tired of the same old thing in all the clans. Give us a shot! Hurry tho. Space is very limited....so don't waste time thinking about it or you may be waiting for a spot to open since we usually stay pretty full.
Request in game and mention the forum! We DO NOT let in people that use the standard boring auto request message. Give it some thought. Show us your personality! First impressions and all. Also, if you use a CHEESE related request you get bonus points! If you request and say that Janel is Great...well, that's an auto accept! (yes, I'm Janel...did you guess? lol)
PORT AND CHEESE.....#8ROLYUG....