Lvl 6, english speaking clan, 3 star your enemies, #lypculgv

CLAN NAME: Cap’n & jr
Tag: #LYPCULGV
We war, we farm, we use puns with the acronym for Clash of Clans


Requirements:
*Town Hall 6-9
*Can’t be overly rushed
*Donate (about 500 or more per cycle)
*Pretty good at attacking your own level (always 2 star, often 3 star). If not, you are open to working on your attacks outside of war without being offended. We don’t want COC Shame. It’s a real thing.

Why join?
Good question, glad you asked! We are a laid back, mostly adult clan. We’re pretty darn good at war (win 80% of the time). We communicate a lot, so if you aren’t fluent in English…ahhh, I probably lost you already if you aren’t fluent in English.

But what about donations?
We donate whatever but don’t be the turd who asks for max hogs 50 times a day. Don’t be that guy! In war we donate only the best. Outside of war just be reasonable.

War? Do you? How? How do you? Do you how?
We chat about attacks and communicate about war via clan mail. The two main leaders are Cap’n AKA Randy Savage (the MachoMan himself, back from the dead) and JR (not a wrestler). They rotate wars. It is pretty much non-stop wars. We want you to follow war plan, use both attacks, and IMPROVE if you’re not 3-starring your same level player. Ask for help with attacks if you need, or give us some advice if you feel you’re the expert. We are all always looking to get better!

Can I be co?
First: Why do you want to be co so badly? Second, stop saying PLZZZZ. You sound needy. Third…I lost my train of thought. If you donate, do well in war, and play nice – you will become a coleader within a month or two. Elder is automatic.

Perfect, this sounds like just the COC experience I need. How do I get in?
Great acronym work italicized voice. You’re getting the hang of it. You see the clan name and tag above. Find us. Request and use the very special magic phrase “I play COC in the bathroom”. It is very important you spell this correctly. One letter is off and you’re disqualified. We will look you over with a fine tooth comb (the only way to look people over BTW) and accept you…or reject you. But either way, apply and clash on!