The Fail of a Farmer by ro8star82 (Exploiter)
He starts hitting ‘next’ searching for gold,
the lowly farmer is feeling bold.
He finds a base that’s full of loot,
and has crappy pink walls to boot.
“This will be easy” he sings his song,
what on earth could possibly go wrong!?
Giants then breakers, should be no hassle,
but then “♥♥♥♥ I forgot the clan castle!”.
He gets out his archers as fast as he can,
he should have made a better plan.
Those stupid breakers won’t do as their told,
and his goblins are just ignoring the gold!
It’s starting to look like a total disaster,
as he taps on the screen faster and faster.
In one last panic he unloads the lot,
this HAS to work its all that he’s got!
He looks on in horror as his troops are all dying,
“how did this happen!” he almost starts crying.
As his last goblin dies he starts to feel sick,
“how the ♥♥♥♥ did that happen so quick!?”.
He stares at the screen in disbelief,
“not even the elixir!?” to compound his grief.
It all seemed so simple right at the start,
but losing the loot is not the worst part.
It’s the thought of the baddy laughing all day,
as he watches your fail on that ♥♥♥♥ing replay.
