Originally Posted by
LegionOK
So let me see if your strategy works to get me out of a traffic ticket...
"Your honor, yes, of course I was on Officer Houlihan's radar device going 120MPH in a 45MPH zone, but let me explain... I know that this particular stretch of road is not only historically poorly policed, but it, for the past two years has not had a single police officer drive up or down the street. I actually have security footage to prove this.
So you see your honor, I have been going up and down this street at 110MPH for over two years and haven't been caught a single time. So how can I be responsible when for the first time in 2 years, Officer Houlihan, in response to citizen complaints about this ALLEGED sociopathic menace (I can only imagine they were referring to me... SLANDEROUSLY, I might add, I am not sociopathic) decided he'd be a Boy Scout and patrol the street?
You see, your honor, your officer's not patrolling this street, in fact did FORCE me to go 120MPH on that day. I had no choice. I wanted to get from point A to B as expeditiously as possible, your honor, which is all anyone does on the public roadways."
--think that'll fly?